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Best Manager in England despite the fact we're losing to Walsall at the minute edition

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some incredibly exciting EFL cup games today lads

Man United will field their top XI tomorrow against West Ham's reserve team, win, then lose against Everton on Sunday

Screencap this, you know it to be true

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this is like football in middle school pe when we used to put all the fat blokes and girls in defense
can't believe people make a salary with this level of football

Future England manager

>First Blades loss since August

fug

Is there a fixture baby team?

What site is that?

Didn't that happen with Bilbao in La Liga a few years ago?

Not among the top 6 teams, at least. I'm pretty sure they've all played each other except for Spurs vs United.

City haven't played Arsenal, Liverpool or Chelsea

that happened with arsenal about 12 years ago

So this happened at the weekend.

>the Dave Whelan of Dave Whelan

>brought in zlatan so we could sort out the annoying issue of fucking up against the lower teams
>he misses all the chances anyway

statto I think

soccerstats
soccerstats.com/team.asp?league=england&teamid=19
Everton pretty shameful as well

You now remember the hero ArsenalFanTV deserves, but not the one it needs right now
Cheers

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>Gareth Southgate to be named England manager on Wednesday

who /pizzahut/ here

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>Leeds' £3m summer signing rues his bad luck as he failed to score for the 22nd game since arriving at Elland Road.

>leeds

he dominated liverslip tbf

>Team has beaten teams below it and has struggled against teams above it in the league

wow hold the fucking presses lads this changes everything

>Highest spend in world football in the last 4 years
>Can't beat Watford

>h-home advantage la

why are you saying la? do you even know what it means you dumb fucking leaf?

>That Cup + League double feel
>That future GOAT coming through feel

Kate Bush has just said that Theresa May is the best thing to happen to the UK in a long time.

How are you coping with it lads?

>under 4 months in power
>"the best we've had in a while"

Her first four months are some of the absolute worst 4 months I've ever seen a PM have. Fucking Snoopers Charter and Porn Registry.

Only thing i've seen her do is pointlessly fumble around over grammar schools and say "God will guide her" to a successful Brexit

YES

I've just finished my first ever Sup Forums ban for off-topic posting in the last thread, and that was about politics, so I have no opinion. I do however really enjoy the sport that is played in the Barclays EPL.

Is Liverpool's success in the Not Even Got A Sponsor Any More Cup likely to harm their title chances? They are, at this stage of the season, very much in the race, but it's close and their players would probably benefit more from the rest than the shit Mickey Mouse trophy.

The League Cup semi-final line-up could potentially be the following:

>Arsenal
>Liverpool
>Manchester United
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>Hull

Hull would literally get raped in every single possible match-up.

>Manchester United

Don't be so sure

number 7 wtf?

Pretty sick goal tbqh

>manager is ex-United so will bend over
>hull are shit

Who /sick/ here lads? Been a week now, I might have the hiv.

>he doesn't believe in mememagic™

plz no more plastic teams

My dad apparently has gastroenteritis, according to my mum, and sounds like he's absolutely wrecked. I also have a deadbeat alcoholic friend who has various panic disorder and heart issues, and he has barely been able to leave the house for about two weeks. I've had to go shopping for him and shit. And yet, when I hosted the pub quiz he normally hosts, he magically resurrected himself to get pissed and come and heckle me at his own quiz. Anyway, I think a lot of people are ill. I'm even considering wearing a coat when I go outside because it's so cold, even though I am one of those hard niggas who never wears a coat if it's warmer than about -10.

>Newcastle United missed three spot-kicks as Hull City beat the Championship leaders 3-1 on penalties to reach the EFL Cup semi-final.

FUCKING HELL POOCASTLE DIDN'T WIN BBC. YOU SAID THEY DID.

>Arsenal
>United

>good

One is struggling for Top 4 and has injuries galore with no good players. The other is struggling to stay in Top 10. Hull will batter all but Liverpool.

1. Snoopers Charter is a thing that is already in effect. You're deluded if you think otherwise.

2. Porn Registry as you call it, is not law. It has no way of actually enforcing what it proposes. It is a nonsense law.

Nothing has changed.

Arsenal won't beat Southampton. If there is one thing Saints are better at than Arsenal (well they are in all aspects bar how much they spend on shit) and that's Youth. Wenger is not going to be playing a full strength side. I DID think that Lucas Perez would be back for this game so it might make sense for him to play. I dunno who else will play, but Wenger has no need to try too hard. Ramsey and Elmemey will probably play. Chambers and Holding too.

>Striker Olivier Giroud will miss Arsenal's EFL Cup quarter-final with Southampton due to a groin injury.

W E W

Saints will use the cup as an advertisement for both Arse and Liverslip to look too.

>double feel

It isn't a double.

Anyone watching Melbourne vs Sydney

>Tfw football on when you wake up

>ayyy league

youtube.com/watch?v=NEYZSAw9h6w

>Hull will batter all but Liverpool.
You're severely overestimating how not-shit Hull are and how bad Arsenal & United are.

chelse/a/

Is he going to Liverpool?

He would be the most expensive American ever

do you honestly feel threatened by liverpool

He'd be retarded if he does.

why would I be lmao

Why retarded? Jurgen Kloop is there to help him grow. And he needs players like this with Huetineho hurt

They will go after him harder in the january transfer window

>muh it was already in effect
it wasnt official though and thats the key point
but imagine most of us have VPNs anyway

stop dicking prostitutes bro and go to the doctor

coz >our year la

wouldn't slow the shitposting cog at all, but you can always hide in your general : 3

He's already in an atmosphere to help him grow, under a manager who clearly rates him. Basically the only reason to move now would be money

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>American """""""banter""""""""

>there will never be a season two

Dortmund says bidding will start at 25 million Euros. Liverpool might be a more challenging place but you can still grow there, kloop isnt a Starting 11 babby he uses the whole squad. BVB might cash in and leave him in safe hands

>Dortmund says bidding will start at 25 million Euros
English media have said that.

>BVB might cash in
They won't. If they think he's worth anywhere near that now, they know they'd be able to get even more a year or two down the line. Not to mention the marketing potential he has in America outweighs a one time payment from a transfer fee. It's just the media trying to generate easy clicks, by linking a player to a former manager.

>I also have a deadbeat alcoholic friend who has various panic disorder and heart issues, and he has barely been able to leave the house for about two weeks. I've had to go shopping for him and shit. And yet, when I hosted the pub quiz he normally hosts, he magically resurrected himself to get pissed and come and heckle me at his own quiz.

that is maximum bantz

So, what Kante replacement can Leicester buy?

Diarra

It sucks but what can you do? All it records is what websites you go on, not what you do there.

Probably some unknown DM from France or Belgium or something. Though their key scout guy joined Arselel last year so they might not have the ability to do now.

Gueye

>their key scout guy joined Arselel last year so they might not have the ability to do now.

Isn't that how the 7.5 mil quid 19-year old Pole fraud got signed?

>MUH master scout

He had 3 successful transfers
He's literally Graham Carr #2

Who?

The point is he's joining a better equipped club so he should be able to improve on that. Who knows.

Then there is this as well, apparently Leicester was interested in Ronaldinho in the last winter break, I think the Scouting team was very lucky in their picks as they almost signed on a man who only cares about bunda parties

Bartosz Kapustka, the polish '''''''''''''''''''wonderkid''''''''''''''''''''

>sign a young player after his first season at competitive level
>expect him to turn great and develop in the prem
ah yes

Wonderkid, as in, I wonder what happened to that kid Arsenal signed.
Haha.
If he's lucky he'll have a career like Wilshire, never actually playing football but getting millions for it.

Is David Luiz the current best deep playmaker and defender hybrid in the world right now?

kante is literally the reason chelsea can play they way they do now

he will literally single-handedly win the league for whatever team he plays for, even stoke

he is irreplaceable

Matip

John Stones

shit with the ball

shit defender

rovers got arse raped 5 - 1 by charlton the other week

Mascherano

>stones

He's awful

So yes, you are correct

have there ever been any english defenders that played in europe?

Is this real?

I would love it, love it to be true because my ex is a massive Kate bush fan and also an SJW in the worst sense

Cole and Richards went to Serie A a few years ago

This absolute legend

Hibike on tonight? I always forget what day

>Richards
holy shit forgot he even existed

He's now an international scout for Liverpool.
>The moar you know

Both flopped horribly

yeh and waht

Football. Foot. Ball.

>le pacy blackman (defensive edition)
>irreplaceable

quality really good post good job thank

>WE'RE CHELSEA FC M8 WE'VE GOT FAKKIN ISTRY BIGGEST CLAB IN LANDAN M8

kek