Blood and worms in shit user here
So i didnt go to the doctors
Sorry
WHat the FUCK do i do now theres more blood and worms coming out of my ass god damn it. Im not going to th fucking doctors i dont want a indian man putting his shitfinger in my ass and molesting my colon so he can give me powerpills filled with nothing
Im looking into garlic and pumpkin seeds to deworm myself, how the fuck do i stop the bleeding though
its getting darker almost purple looking
You're bleeding because of the worms.
Go to the fucking doctor.
Don't go to a fucking public hospital?
Or die for being retarded and not getting yourself checked
Bleach enemas basically kill all the worms, worked for me.
Theyre fucking pinworms not huge ones dude
pinworms wont do shit i think theyre unrelated
How do i do this? is there any way to perform an enema without a kit
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If you're going on /b instead of to the doc, there's more wrong with you than the fucking worms
an enema won't help you, you fucking idiot. go to the fucking doctor.
You have to take shots of vodka with floating glass particles in them. Worked for me
Yeah just use alcohol like vodka. Put the end up there and lay over onto your stomach and relax. Let it sit for a few and then roll over and squirt it out into a bucket. It'll kill the worms and you'll shit them all out over the next 24 hrs. I'm a doctor.
post timestamp faggot
so should i use vodka or bleach? bleach seems a bit harsh doesnt that shit like burn your skin
im gonna use vodka, i have a alcohol bottle right here
I think a Tabasco enema would take care of the problem.
Enjoy dying from parasites instead of seeing a doctor.
Shove the worms done your japseye user, worked for me.
Its bullshit
Go seek medical attention you imbecile.
>literally shitting worms and blood
>refuses to see doctor
I'm fine with this, just sit back and let darwinism do its thing.
Help yourself by reverse image searching
more like wormshit
OP you need to accept that if you refuse to go to the doctor then you're going to die. Do you really want to be remembered as that idiot who died from something easily treatable because he'd scared of doctors?
what did neanderthals do when they shat worms and blood
see a doctor? i dont think so faggot.
im eating garlic instead of getting molested, im the smart one here.
This nigger actually asked about a bleach enema...
im not gonna die retard fuck the doctor i will do this myself
shove a shower nozzle up your ass or use a crushable plastic bottle with a sports top. It 'aint pretty, but it works for a diy enema
I like how you think you're going to be able to treat this as easily as modern medicine yet other people are the retarded ones.
>thinking Sup Forums has suitable medical experience to deal with this
>not going to a doctor
>not even trying webMD like a normal person
the fuck, dude?
MEDFAG here. Find me a picture of a worm that is similar to yours and I'll tell you what to take
webMD is owned by jews
theyre pinworms, nothing else. looks just like pinworms ive seen my cousin with pinworms before they looked just like this just no blood ass
>helminths in stool
>bleeding from the ass in increasingly larger volume and dark pigments of ass blood
>the worms have nothing to do with it
>won't go to a doctor because he'll likely put a finger in your ass to save your life (god bless him)
>pumkin seeds, garlic, vodka, and Sup Forums will save you
Let the worms kill you, please.
natural selection in progress
You are going to fucking die. That purple blood means they're basically so far up that your body is trying to digest the blood they're sucking from you. Your are a fucking dead man if you don't drop what you're doing and go to the hospital right now. You have days at the most.
Youre a moron so you deserve what ever happens to you. Go to a doctor. If you wont do that you fucking deserve to die.
>I've seen my cousin with pinworms
>I've inspected my cousins shit for worms.
pinworm is not an helminth, but you're basically right
Fucking regards come and ask "oh no I'm fucked up something's wrong. What do I do" GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. these retards really need advice for this?
If this is true you are literally the dumbest person I've ever seen posting here. You must be 12 years old or extremely homophobic if you think the doctor is going to molest you. Also, when neanderthals had blood and worms in their shit they simply died, you have access to modern medicine. Use it or die you dumb fucking faggot
raw pumpkin seeds and lots of garlic...quickly also stop by your local Walgreens / CVS and get pic related... but quickly before this kills.
Put garlic up your ass. it will heal in 4 days.
they also died from simple shit like this you moron
"garlic and pumpkin seeds" omfg how many chromosomes you have?
They fucking died you spoon
Let natural selection do its thing and die.
Or
GO TO A FUCKING DOCOTOR!!
Have fun dying then.
>Denying that they can deworm you
How many chromosomes do you have faggit? OP is right. But he should still see the doctor cause blood is not good at all.
Where are you from where it's considered acceptable to be this stupid about health?
probably a pajeet
Continue being a host for the worms until they kill you OR go to a hospital like any other normal person would and live
Aren't those the sort of worms that can nest in the brain and fuck you up?
Did you just shit on a counter? Jesus you Fucking animal kys
Shove a gun up your ass and shoot. It will kill all the worms.
Why did you shit on the tile you faggot
OP tell us where you live so we can keep an eye out for your obituary.
You should probably take your dog to the vet.
Put a gerbil in your ass
Bleeding from the ass is very bad. Big chance of blood poisoning because of the abundance of bacteria in the rectum and lower intestine. If you want to live go see a doctor
I mean did you read his fucking thought process? Hes tok far gone
Go get Albendazole dewormer for dogs. Same shit used for humans.
This. Post a webm
Did your mom clean up that tile?
This has to be a troll. No one is this dumb.
>talks about shit and worms
>posts a picture of a rare steak and onions
At least show us the poop, OP
this is literally a taco, and you're taking this fucking shit bait
Its taco meat and spaghetti
>ITS ON A FUCKING TORTILLA
listen to metal.
Don't do anything. Darwin has a theory about creatures like you. But know that tho you may die the worms inside you will survive.
Op you will die DO NOT PUT VODKA UP YOUR ASS
Don't want to go to the doctor? Then die motherfucker.
Rip OP
Rat poison will kill them. Just don't eat too much of it.
Go.
To.
The.
Doctor.
The worms may very well be unrelated, but it's likely you have something like Crohns or Ulcerative Collitis which is causing bleeding in your intestine.
Also, you have parasites.
Are you fucking retarded?
is that fucking planaria?
No my friend its real..my doggos poo looked just like that when he had worms.
>Collect worms
>Go fishing, using worms as bait
>Catch fish
>Eat fish raw, you're fucked anyway, so what's a few extra parasites going to matter?
>????
>Death
>this whole post
>mfw
You deserve to die.
If you actually managed to get fucking worms and you're not a dog, your hygiene must be nonexistent. Is this shit real?!
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oh wow look at ur flare
u must be like a god tier reddit user u fucking faggot
The worms cant hurt you if you kill yourself first
Puting alcohol in your ass will make you absorb absurd amounts of it into your bloodstream effectively killing you, dont pout vodka into your ass.
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>100-year-old pasta
>le edge
just got here, anyone have the original thread/screecap?
Something tells me OP went for the vodka enema and well, an hero-ed by a shot in the ass
You "(!/WILL/!)" fucking die if you do not go to the doctor.
I'm just waiting to see the news headline
>DUMBASS DIES FROM PINWORM INFECTION BECAUSE THE IDIOT THOUGHT THE DOCTOR WANTED TO FUCK HIS WORM-INFESTED ASSHOLE
Those are flatworms. They are deadly. What you need to do is introduce a colony of roundworms into your colon. They are flatworms natural enemy.
It burns too much and your body immediately ejects it.
>didn't go to docs
you deserve to die
This, don't do it fucking retard. Go to the doctor
I ain't a doctor or anything, but I have raised livestock my entire life. If you were a goat I would shoot you because you are about to die one of the worst deaths imaginable, but I'm sure modern medicine has a significantly better cure since market cost is of no concern.
In the meantime I suggest eating tobacco and and maybe some very calorie dense food to try and get some energy since I'm sure you are emaciated by this point. (Post a body picture?)
Those don't look like any worms I've ever seen before, but since you are dead set on dying to the worms instead of seeing a doctor I suppose you could try livestock wormer. I don't know which types are toxic to people or will kill your worms, but what do you have to lose?
In any case post a picture of your body and a close up of both your gums and your eye with the bottom lid pulled down so we can see flesh of the eye socket.
did you shit on the fucking sink?
>how OP sees himself
>theres more blood and worms coming out of my ass
>Im not going to th fucking doctors
You must be fucking dumb to not go to the doctors.
lol OP is livestock now. This farmer is the closest thing to a doctor we got. OP better be a good little goat and show the master how fucked he is.
Would be easy if people could actually afford health insurance.