Loli voice reading thread

Loli voice reading thread
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"Is it gonna get bigger than that? Oh... that's okay I guess..."

wtf where errybody at? Reroll

This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch, the
beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without paying
for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons, and
you call us criminals. We explore... and you call us criminals. We seek
after knowledge... and you call us criminals. We exist without skin color,
without nationality, without religious bias... and you call us criminals.
You build atomic bombs, you wage wars, you murder, cheat, and lie to us
and try to make us believe it's for our own good, yet we're the criminals.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity. My crime is
that of judging people by what they say and think, not what they look like.
My crime is that of outsmarting you, something that you will never forgive me
for.

I am a hacker, and this is my manifesto. You may stop this individual,
but you can't stop us all... after all, we're all alike.

Heeey! You're not supposed to touch down there!

This is fucking weird people actually pay you for this shit? This is worse than clarababylegs

Holy shit I want you to sleep with me

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Daddy made a new baby seat for Emma and it's super cool! You put her in it, and she slides down onto the vibrator. She's can't pull herself off it for very long, so she squirms and comes all through dinner. It's *so* cute watching her get cranky!

>loli

>developed breasts

pick one op

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mods

When does a car stop being a car?
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The second it turns into a driveway.

isn't that kind of a lot of meat for a loli? i'm just saying

Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.

"Megumi please swap with me!"

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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whenever i voice these emma things I've started to think emma is retarded like 24 something and retarded. Like the retarded she needs a helmet shit

I didn't wanna download loli

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This isn't a loli picture thread moron

Modss

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

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Not OP but my shitty Japanese and quiet panting

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

Yo that doll is 130cm right?
The shorter one is 100cm, but it has bigger breasts?

:D

You know, maybe she is dawg... Treat her with a little respect, life is tough for her.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter none of them work.

>I didn't wanna download loli

....hold on now...what? you're pulling my leg

128cm molly and yes the other is 100cm

A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy.

I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days.

Does the 100cm have a flat chesto? The site has no pics and I really do not want to waste the money to find out.

When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

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I am picky on my loli and i didn't wanna post my irl shit

I hate puns about insects, they really bug me.

Holy fuck that was cute.

wow, even i cringed at that

no unfortunately, they messed up the order and sent the wrong one, different seller

Yes I have to agree

FUCKING DIE ALREADY PEDOS

I'll give you a blowjob if you share that candy *giggle*

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Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada.

>they messed up the order and sent the wrong one, different seller
???what do you mean

Damn, well how big are the breasts on the 100cm? Are we talking non loli size or passable loli size.

nigga u did all that in 30 minutes?