be me

> be me
> 16, Junior year in high school
> decent looking
> have two close friends
> sitting in front of the high school before school starts with two close friends
> rest of the school also waiting around for school to start
> from the school we have a good view of our shitty little college town
> think of the hundreds of drunk college kids waking up to a hangover as we speak
> two friends are named Young and Coop (I call them from their last names)
> am Steward but entire school calls me Stew
> nothing new happening
> Coop copying my English vocabulary
> Young is noticeably scouting out ass
> Young is the athlete of our group, the star linebacker of the football team actually
> Coop is that one slim guy at every school who always seems to be high on life
> Coop is who you go to if you're planning to have a party
> school bell
> if you even call it a bell
> just a bell sound over the loud speaker
> entire school collectively sighs
> my school does not have the usual group of 4 or 5 chads who run everything
> instead there is only one "king"
> lance
> lance is a complete utter dick hole
> even to his band of "friends" who are just sucking off the most popular guy for attention
> his reign would not last long
> school had started 2 weeks ago
> sitting in boring ass math class
> some guy walks in
> never seen him before
> he walks in like nothing, as if he had complete control of any situation
> just strolls on over to the empty seat in the middle of the maze of desks
> "Sorry for being late ma'am, please forgive me~"
> he sounded so convincing, almost like a rehearsed act of first impressions
> its like he spoke to the whole class and the teacher all at once
> he pulls out a small but thick book
> think its all just a rehearsal for him
> Marcus and i become friends after school and he joins our little circle in a matter of days
> Marcus had a way of doing things socially
> he looked at situations as if a politician was thinking out his strategy

cont?

Yes please

Yes

PLEASE

Hurry up Imma kms

Am interested, this has potential to become a Sup Forums Greentext Legend so far

Is OP kill?

> politicians had goals
> what was his goal though?
> before we knew it me and my friends were sucked under his charismatic authority
> he was the new leader of our group
> hell, he was even the new leader of the school
> lance had no idea what hit him
> he wasn't dethroned yet
> but Marcus told us that every time he tries to regain control he rides further to the abyss and at the bottom awaited loserville
> we are in the library during study hour
> speaking of losers, here comes one
> Simon Porch
> dumb name
> your typical nerd if you've ever seen one
> we all call him porch man
> he has the skin of the underside of a toad
> mushy gross fat
> his pants are too small for him and you can see the top of his tightey whiteys over the top of his pants
> probably because his shirt is tucked far down into those whiteys.. so much so that i bet if you pulled it out there would be a shit stain on it
> everyone in my area of the midwest just work nike shoes
> they were the cool thing to wear
> he wore white unmarked shoes
> they were ugly as hell
> we are still all in the library, here comes porch man
> stumbling across the library almost as if he is thinking about how he walks to try and impress people
> dick head appears
> its lance
> marcus tells us to watch this, this will be the end of king lance of highschool
> lance calls porch man a faggot, all those types of names you know
> the girls are trying not to laugh
> only one girl who looks like she feels bad
> JoBell
> always had a crush on her
> Marcus had found out soon enough because of his unbelievable psychology reading skills
> been egging me on for weeks to ask her to the up coming dance
> anyways, back on topic
> simon does his usual cowering and bumbling
> i always think that he is trying to put together some kind of comeback, but nothing ever comes

cont. dont worry, im not dead.
i take a while to type sorry im literally writing this from scratch rn

bump yes more

bumping for more

good op

Bmp

wallpaper bump

Bumperino

nice. artist?

aster hung. jesus christ at least try man

nah I'm too lazy

GET TO THE FUCKING ACTION ALREADY OP!!! You introduced so many characters in only two posts and none of them have done shit yet

Bump

yeah I have actually no idea what this is about?
I wonder if shattered glass.jpg has something to do with it

probably a murder. maybe the new apha chad kills old chad all lion king style

OP isn't delivering

So let's keep it active

> porch man is smart
> book smart, but not socially
> lance pushes him into a table
> porch man's pocket protector falls out
> yes, a pocket protector
> calculator, pencils, all the works of nerd come rolling out of his pocket
> just when lance walks up to the shattered porch man
> Marcus goes on over next to lance
> puts his arm around his shoulder and points to him, turning him in all directions to all the bystanders
> "Here you have it folks! The asshole of the day!"
> people who laugh quickly correct themselves as lance gives them his grim "I'm going to FUCK you up" look
> Marcus points to a "stain" on lance's shirt
> lance looks down, Marcus flicks his nose
> "Oldest trick in the book, Lance."
> Lance is raging now
> "Shut up faggot!"
> Marcus pushed Lance off of him
> Lance getting ready to deal a hard blow into Marcus's face
> Marcus opens his hands, welcoming the blow
> Lance just spits on the carpet and walks away
> as Lance rolls out the laughter rolls in
> its official, Marcus is the new king
> Marcus walks back over to us
> I whisper "Sieg Heil, sir"
> Porch man gets the fuck outta there
> later in the day
> lunch is the usual, porch man sitting all alone at his own table
> Marcus strolls on over to his table
> seems as if the energy of the entire schools gaze is pointed at his direction as he sits down at his table
> of course, us sheep move along to sit with the king
> Porch man says nothing, just shoving food into his mouth and obviously trying to think of something clever to say to us
> Marcus has the business meeting look/smirk on his face
> Coop, Young and I listen in for the scoop

cont. sorry for taking forever, i'm making the story up as i go so it takes some thinking

Is high school kings and chads just a meme? I never ran into any of those in high school.

Finish it op i wanna sleep

I did, but they weren't your stereotypical chads, they were a bit friendlier but still did stupid stuff like jumping over bins and throwing glue sticks

Fucking hurry up op

you faggot you are making this story up?

that's gay I thought it was a personal experience

bump

I've immediately lost interest in this thread

Trips confirms, abandon ship

don't worry its real. i mean i am trying to change such a long story into a greentext form and its harder than you think

meant to respond to this post

ok, it just seemed fishy that you were "making it up"

We'll, kinda...

OP is porch man

Am I not allowed to have a little fun on this website? It even says:
>these posts are works of fiction

You're not supposed to tell us it's fiction

so is it fiction or not?

im just here for a good story and I like it so far

Stop taking to these jagaloons and finish the fucking story OP

...

To clarify for people who did not see my other post, this story is not made up
I meant that i am converting such a long story into a green text which is harder than you think.

> "I have a proposal for the lot of you."
> "We are going to make porch man over here cool."
> look at him and then porch man
> "Impossible feat. Operation Barbarossa all over again."
> if you cant tell yet, i was really into WW2 history at the time
> "You may be right, young."
> "But this time we are the Soviets."
> "Porch man. Tomorrow is Friday. We are going to run some errands shopping for you."
> and that does happen
> Porch man is rich.
> he says his parents are some kind of stock people
> he has his own credit card
> we go to the barber shop first, going to need to get him a fresh cut
> Porch man's new hairstyle is good, dry comb over but still long enough not to be considered faggotry by our standards
> next is clothes
> we all agree that porch man just needs some jeans, a t-shirt, and Nike shoes
> he looks okay in it, but the fat needs to be eliminated still
> we talk Porch man into going to the beach with us
> I guess you could call it a beach, its just an open sandbar to this huge lake near us
> we all pour out of the car onto the beach like normal, but Porch man is like an ice cube in his usual bumbling idiot fashion as he nervously steps onto the beach
> he's the only one with his shirt on but whatever, we join the girls in a sand volleyball game
> the girls are impressed so far on our work with Porch man
> Marcus thinks he has real potential
> i'm sent on a scouting mission down the beach to find more people to play
> see JoBell
> I know i said I'm too pussy to ask her out, but I'm not beta enough to be a faggot and not even talk to her
> "Need you at the front ma'am." I say in a mocking voice
> she laughs "What brings you over here good sir?"
> Marcus sent his sheep on a scouting mission, want to play some beach volleyball?"
> She accepts, we talk and walk to the game
cont.

this is going to be a long story fags

better drink the rest of your red bull and prepare your anus

if spaghetti falls out of someones pocket i hope its Lance, that son of a bitch!

this isnt real! THIS ISNT REAL

>she laughs
>What brings you over here good sir
>good sir

OP she has autism

Shut up porch man

Bump. I love stories of people who are charismatic and use It to obtain Power, like Marcus

Who cares its entertaining

I dont even care if this is real or not, so far this story could be the next Superbad if the script is written by OP.

>this

Superbad?

>good sir

...

>need you at the front ma'am
>what brings you over here good sir
>I am on a scout missiong

OP confirmed porch man fantasising about how he would have talked to he ladies in highschool, lance knocked your teeth out and your pissed yourself in the library didn't you?

Fucking bump

Yes

bump

Fucks sake OP hurry up with your story.

>inb4 dinosaur

What would be the title of this story Sup Forums

cat bump

This feels like every white movie ever. Not that there's anything wrong with it, just that it feels so fucking generic.

Fixing the porch monkey. I can see it all over the headlines

>>be me

kys

Nice trips

Cmon op, I'm waiting

she was mocking a rich white British woman, not actually how she talks. We were also good friends already so it was an inside joke to talk like that.

> arrive at the game
> Lance and his buddies are there, they have all taken to one side of the net
> Marcus makes them mix up a bit to different teams
> Board man unfortunately is on Lance's side
> through the whole game even if the ball is going directly towards Porch man lance would dive over and knock him to the ground
> he would always say "Oops, thought it was my ball"
> "Get the hell out of here lance"
> the new king has spoken
> the rest of the girls and even some of lance's friends are telling him to play the game right or leave
> "Fuck all of you."
> he leaves with his girlfriend
> she cant see through his chad muscles that he is a total dick bag
> she will sooner of later
> the girls start asking Porch man to take his shirt off because its the beach
> makes some kind of joke about how if he took it off, something something idk i forgot what the joke was
> anyways, it made everyone laugh
> Porch man just said a joke
> maybe not the impossible feat after all
> everyone is having a fun time, porch man refuses to swim though
> JoBell again
> "I'm actually taking a liking to Porch man."
> "Marcus is taking him on as an art project I guess."
> "It's working so far.."
> we pile back into the car
> "Porch, where do you live?"
> we drive to his house
> should not be called a house though, it was gigantic

sorry for long time, had to do some other shit

OP is about to be cucked by porch man.

op do you shag JoBell in Porch man's house?

Put me in the capz

Keep it going op.

000 call the cops

Let me guess, the girl ends up sucking off porch man? lol good projecting, we all know you are the porch fat loser who is making up shit to make up for this sad teenage years, good try OP

Now back to cry looking at your graduation pic

i really have to sleep soon.. is there much left of this ?

no bro, that was the end, go to sleep

I don't care how long it takes, I am staying up until the story is concluded.

...

Screen capping the story in parts btw, paranoid board might 404 before op can finish

Why do people like you have to shit on everything, it's a fucking story.

sorry to burst your bubble porch kid

yes

No, faggot

same same

i should say that no, this is not going to be a cliche, and JoBell isn't even in the car with us > house is huge like i said
> inside is a bland type of fancy, everything has a dull shade of color
> he gives us a quick tour of the house
> he takes us to his room
> he has this big ass computer on his desk
> everything looks expensive
> "I can see why you spend so much time here." Marcus says
> he lets us tap into his food cabinet
> Coop eats a shit ton of food like always
> He doesn't care much because he says his two a day football practice can make up for it
> Porch man runs us through his daily routine
> get bullied, go home, play games all night
> Porch man takes Coop back to his room for a second while we feast
> hear some yelling
> go to his room
> coop is playing some kind of game on his "supercomputer"
> some kind of school game, like the shit you would find on coolmathgames
> "Is coop actually.. Learning on purpose?"
> "This is fuckin awesome, why hasn't anyone ever told me about this?" coop yells with satisfaction as he gets some words right
> "Never knew Hydro meant water until this."
> "Maybe you wont always have to copy me."
> Marcus walks into the room
> we all get quiet and turn to the boss
> "Porch, your boring ass schedule is going to change on Monday."
> "Come to school around 6 on Monday, we will be waiting."
> "6AM?"
> "Yup."
> he regretfully agrees to this
> monday
> He shows up around 6:15, we go to the weight room

op deliver now

Since op is being a fucking favor and taking long to post let's play what ad do you have on the bottom of this thread! I'll start
>porno ad with the girl in the need shirt and the photoshoped dick

no

fuck op deliver hurri got get concession on the deep graass tomorrow

would be fun in 2007 but ad block broke that game

lance tundercock

I use Opera

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Ad for viagra, cialis, and levitra.

You don't seem to realize that you are the chads.

One of your friends is literally the sports hero.

the snapchat of sex, girls nide selfies

you blind nigga?

Same

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