ITT: Times you acted like a bad mom

ITT: Times you acted like a bad mom

>know son likes Kellogg's Corn Flakes for breakfast
>buy store brand instead

SOMEBODY STOP ME!

>tell son I don't mind if he doesn't get a job
>I plan to kick him out at the end of the month if he doesn't get one
D E R A N G E D

Did they changed the title to Mad Mums in non yank english speaking countries?

stop shilling this shit, cock breath

>husband, believed to be father of my children is at work
>fuck my golf instructor all day

teehee, I'LL never tell

>tell son to mow the lawn
>don't give him any good boy points

MY SON IS GONNA FREAK

>install 20 toolbars on computer
>slow as shit
>ask son to fix
>WHY DID YOU BREAK THE COMPUTER?

>date night
>leave my son with my husband
>tell them I'll be home by 8
>don't get home until 9
>moms just wanna have fun starts playing

JOKER'S GONNA FREAK

>perform sexual acts on son, thus abusing him
ABSOLUTELY CRUSHED

DUDE SHITTY RED WINE LMAO
DUDE MY PUSSY IS CRAVING THAT BBC LMAO

Is that BBC scene actually confirmed?

Hasn't it been out in theaters for like a week now?

>bad santa
>bad grandpa
>dirty grandpa
>bad moms

what's next? bad ancestors?

Bad Lolis and Dirty Shotas when?

Not soon enough

Has anyone here even seen the film?

>Promise to get my kids pizza for dinner
>Order it from Dominos

MY HUSBAND'S SON IS GONNA FREAK

Birth of a Nation hasn't come yet, has it?

>Husband's daughter wanted cherry lip balm
>get her grape

#notevenbbccanstopme

Over the line

Does mila walk in on someone fapping?

Can someone explain the scene
What does she say and do

Anyone read the synopsis on Wikipedia?

It's basically
>men are horrible
>single mothers are brave and courageous
>stay at home moms live in hell under the thumb of their oppressive husbands

Wonderful stuff.

>son wanted a PS4 for his birthday
>get him a WiiU

LIGHTS CAMERA INSANITY

>go to a party with my friends
>meet a hot young stud
>drag him to an empty bedroom
>pull down his pants
>he isn't circumcised
>blow him anyway

CERTIFIED

you forgot

>uncircumsized penises are gross and scary

>uncircumsized penises are gross and scary
Why are americans so obsessed with circumsision?

>Daughter's soccer practice ends up 7:30
>Picks her up at 7:40

HONKA HONKA

Why are yurocucks so obsessed with muslim cum?

Isn't circumcision a muslim thing too?

They want to appease their jewish overlords.

>Ask my wife's daughter to come to me
>Take her clothes off and put a pencil inside her vagina

That happened to my only girl-friend.

>see my son on the internet a lot
>see him play some video games of all different kinds every now and then
>yell at him that all he does is shoot people all day long and that he should join the military if he enjoys it so much

NEVER SHOULD HAVE LET ME PASS PARENTING SCHOOL

>making pbj
>only have butter and jelly
>GIVE HIM A BJ

SO IRRESPONSIBLE

>tell son I'll pick him up from ballet practice at 4:00
>pick him up at 4:01 instead
THROW AWAY THE KEY

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nah it's called "bonker mas"

I heard it was "Mental Mummies"

> Doing sons laundry
> rub it in my asscrack to leave shitstains
> ask son why he doesnt wipe his ass properly

get your tits out you fat ugly cunt

>doing groceries for my son
>don't get him chicken tendies

I'M JUST SO BAD

>bad boys 3

ITT: Projecting

BONKERS!

jewish comedies never were funny

Buttblasted Caaninite heathens detected

It's a female power fantasy.

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Wtf I hate women now

did you guys see that circumcision joke in the trailer? Who could be behind such a thing?

>Go shopping for food for my son
>Don't buy him his chicken tendies

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Link?

youtube

>get distracted on Facebook and kill a homeless person on the way to soccer practice
>bribe my kids with new Gamestations and a puppy, never tell my husband

Sometimes things get out hand. I'M A BAD GIRL

The writers

No but I binge read the top comments on the official /r/mra thread and I was literally shaking by the end

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