It's finally sunny

>it's finally sunny
>still too fat to wear tshirts
>stil have to hide my love handles, fat rolls and visible nipples

Spring doesn't arrive here for another month or so. Typically around Hitler's birthday. And even then, it's only spring according to the technical definition (mean temperature >0C° for 7 days straight). Spring in the sense that YOU experience it, doesn't arrive until late May at the earliest.

Good thred

>fat yuropoors

How? Sweden might be permissible, but France??? I'm surprised they don't just guillotine you outright

I'm not fat lol.

>tee eff dubya too skinny to wear t-shirts

>went straight from snow to 21C and predicted to be warm for the entire week

>being a fatass

Sometimes I wish I lived in the south.

Who obsessed with /my 600lb life / here ?

It's literally the greatest television show of all time.

1000 years from now aliens will be studying it.

...

AWMAHLEGS/10

High temperatures yesterday.
No shirt weather anywhere in france, sorry, not even in the southwest

Pierre, why do you let yourself go?

>eat a little less
>exercise a little more
>drink tons of water

Buy a bicycle and tour the lovely country side

>20c+ since last week
>go for a run
>all the hotties are out wearing tight running clothes
>mfw i wear a hoodie

>tf warmer than italy

>more than 10 degrees
>"no shirt weather anywhere in france"

jesus

for reference

fucking nice in the southeast norway

nasty

I would like to see you nipple, user.

eh, it's really sunny out and near clear blue sky. bit of wind though which sucks. might eat outside today if the wind dies off

bullshit, -10ºC is always cold, no matter what.
Even -5ºC is

heavy coats and gloves where made for this very reason

>-5

hahahahah

>bullshit, -10ºC is always cold, no matter what.

It's not. Especially not in springwinter (the current season), when the sun is quite strong, but the air is still freezing temperatures.

>Even -5ºC is

That's quite a warm day in winter.

There are fucking snowstorms in Moscow. Where is my spring reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

There are always sporadic snow storms in early spring. You know this.

you still wouldn't eat outside you absolute doofuses

30ºC is hot
ahahaha

>you still wouldn't eat outside

Surely this scene is not unfamiliar to you.

to each his own

Digging a sun pit in the snow and sunbathing and having a little break is literally the best part about spring.

>when the sun is quite strong
Sure thing user. That "strong" Swedish sunlight.

You realize that the snow is highly reflective, yes? You will have a sunburn after having been out on the mountain in spring.

>you still wouldn't eat outside you absolute doofuses

It's the best time.

How many times have you had a meal outside in the snow this winter?

Three times so far.

The sun is at a side on angle in your region of the planet, meaning the sunlight is actually at it's weakest.
>You will have a sunburn after having been out on the mountain in spring.
You'd burn up without proper protection in our scant snowy regions during the winter as well. That and everywhere else outside regardless of the season.
Northern Europeans talking about sunlight, give me a fucking break. You're completely clueless. The sun in winter around here and closer to the equator is stronger than the sunlight you ever receive in your summers. You'd have to jump into a solarium to get an idea of what direct sunlight actually feels like.

Are you a noonga?

one day I'll live somewhere like this

I love fattiekino. I'm happy we've finally found a use for landwhales since we can't just kill them all for whatever reason.

>It's finally sunny
>Got lean and mean
>Have visible abs, significant muscle separation and shoulder striations

I DON'T know your feel my good man.

How is Sweden permissible? Sweden has less obesity than France.

>tfw comfy 17°C
Feels good mane