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>Weidman on KO loss
mmafighting.com/2016/11/29/13771092/chris-weidman-reflects-on-brutal-yoel-romero-knockout-i-just-want-to

>Reminder that Conor correctly predicted that Khabib would win the Lightweight belt
bjpenn.com/mma-news/videos/video-mystic-mac-predicted-last-year-fight-khabib-nurmagomedov-lightweight-title-fight/

>Eric Shelton claims he's fighting Alexandre Pantoja on UFC on Fox 23
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/eric-shelton-says-hes-fighting-fellow-tuf-24-semifinalist-alexandre-pantoja-at-ufc-on-fox-23

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youtu.be/Mr_n3UNuVfk?t=118
youtube.com/watch?v=3KzHcRt-IhU
twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/803770416112148480
mmafighting.com/2016/11/28/13769404/georges-st-pierre-bjorn-rebney-former-ufc-champs-to-make-mma-re
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

1st for yui

I run /heem/

Finally a non edgy thread, thanks OP

Thoughts on Kailin's new look?

Good thread. Reddit tier quality.

a platinum reference maybe?

>not being an obnoxious shitposter is reddit

only redditors who come to Sup Forums to shitpost think this

should have saved the money on tattoos and spent it on a better nose

I was complimenting your OP. I've been using Sup Forums daily since 2006 and I've never used Reddit for more than maybe 5 minutes a year. Relax.

>/heem/: weebs & virgins edition
FTFY

Also, fuck schaub

I think its kinda cute desu :3

There's people buried in the desert for less than what you just said.

Apologize:

youtu.be/Mr_n3UNuVfk?t=118

a cute. CUTE!!!

does he have a feminine benis tho

>literally Spain

I'm sure she pegs her twink boyfriend

>/heem/ feminine benis edition

>Kailin will never sing to you as you fall asleep

youtube.com/watch?v=3KzHcRt-IhU

thanks for the compliment senpai

>It's an episode in which /heem/ waifuspergs obsess over a new female fighter

>new

>Kailin
>new

calm urself

It's one guy

All me.

Name one healthy AKA fighter.

kabab

Artyem

Eagles MMA

...

Artem featherweight champion

Rate this card:

Yair Rodríguez vs. B.J. Penn
Court McGee vs. Ben Saunders
Erik Koch vs. Tony Martin
Devin Powell vs. Jordan Rinaldi
Cyril Asker vs. Dmitri Smoliakov
Joachim Christensen vs. Bojan Mihajlović
Viktor Pešta vs. Damian Grabowski
Walt Harris vs. Chase Sherman

pls no

6 memes out of 10 cuz Yair

prelim tier
yameme vs bj is such a weird matchup too, what the fuck is that new matchmaker smoking

why didn't edward stick to the plan?

>reminder that Aldo considers this luck, an accident, and not a """real""" loss

at least conor could nut up and admit nate beat him

Reminder Conor's knee was fucked going into that fight and he fought it anyway despite the fact that his weakness would play directly into Mendes' greatest strength
Truly based

>use steroids
>still lose

3 week Mendes wins

Anthony Rumble Johnson is a bitch and a disgrace to Florida.

Who is /heem/'s waifu?

>implying conner isn't on that GSP tier shit

>you now remember 2-year Mendes

just wait till you see banned for one year mendes

his skin is going to look beautiful

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

>tfw i could heem everyone here as long as you let me reschedule any time i'm feeling under the weather

>the boy got lucky. He got very, very lucky
Forgot about that one, didnt ya?

me on the left, lads. what do you think?

need some spinning shit

conor was very deferential at the post fight presser

jose tried to say, from the moment he woke up, that it was luck

>tree times his size
>inefficient use of energy
>short notice
etcetera

my left or yours haha

What is the difference between MMA and UFC?

How many times do you think Conor has knocked out Artem during training

I think 15 times before Conor realized his power and felt sorry for Artem

What is the difference between American Football and NFL?

Really nigga?

This """meme""" has always seemed forced to me.

>any of this is the same as literally calling it a fluke and accident

have fun being irrelevant jose

USADA

be careful

...

>I had staph

that's another one

Can you rip an apple?

conor never once said that publicly

the only reason anyone even knows is because rogan said it like 9 months later

>t. conor cuck

I trust you.

remember when jose never beat conor?

...

Hey /heem/ whatcha thingken bout

>makes claim
>can't provide source
>"y..you're a cuck"

good one retard

...

I trust your honesty, cuck.

wwe can put on women's fights with more attractive women with less clothes, why would anyone care about women's mma

wtf i love barnett now

Didn't Ronda fight in WWE once or twice?

What exactly did he mean by this?

What if her PPV only does 115,000 buys?

>more attractive

Yeah no

She only did some bantz

Edmund sinks even further into debt and gets killed by the mob.

Basically "Fuck you" in a safe way

yeah she's hot for a female fighter but she's a solid 7 on the street

He's going to smash Dana White's son with a hammer if he isn't given a titleshot against Mcgregor

Allahu Akbar

It means he going to lay on a guy's arms and pillow punch him until the clock runs out.

why did conor and mendes bro it out in the octagon after the fight and then talked shit to each other at the 194 press conference?

because they are not autistic like you and just were exchanging friendly banter

fuck you when i was fighting in the streets i woudlnt even talk to my opponents even if we had in house suspension

i would stab you to death if i saw you irl

okay

make this fight happen

fyromites are weak as fuck m8

*holds Bulgaria back*

Macedonia, apologize.

twitter.com/TimKennedyMMA/status/803770416112148480

Based Tim

I want to burn a flag of tim ken

thats one of the oldest political cliche out there and its mostly used by social democrats

Tim has to step up his game or these Isis bad people gonna get him

Grasso is legit the only attractive >wmma personality around right now

Tim Ken would literally kill ISIS if they ever did some stupid shit like that.

mmafighting.com/2016/11/28/13769404/georges-st-pierre-bjorn-rebney-former-ufc-champs-to-make-mma-re

Major shit going down tomorrow.