Don Rickles appreciation thread

Don Rickles appreciation thread.
Post your funniest one-liner racial jokes.

You’re Italian, right? I knew it. None of your clothes match.

Black people would celebrate Thanksgiving, but KFC isn't open on holidays.

Where do you put the women's rights book? In the fiction section.

Old fag for sure. I'm doubled over cause I'm a jersey wop

A Saudi prince recently requested that naked statues be covered up while visiting Rome. Apparently his 13 year old wife found them offensive.

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Jewish men watch porn backwards, because they like the part where the girl gives the money back.

If you give a Somali a fish, he will eat for a day. If you teach him to fish, he will hijack a cargo ship.

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629".

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What do you do when you drop your phone in water?
You put it inside a bag of rice which attracts Asians who fix it for you.

To Frank Sinatra, while performing at a club in 1957: "Make yourself at home, Frank. Hit somebody."

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It takes 8 cops to arrest a Mexican.
One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.

It's real hard to find a Jewish pedophile, because they keep asking the kids if they want to buy some candy.

Niggers.

picture of Johnny ITT about Don Rickles hit my feels, wow

I'll press F for both of them

“I shouldn’t make fun of the blacks. President Obama is a personal friend of mine. He was over to the house yesterday, but the mop broke.”

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You can tell if a Chinaman robbed your house, because the rice is gone, your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

I knew a Japanese bingo player that survived WW2.
Every time they called B-29, he'd run out of the room.