> Be me
> Go to strip club outside Atlanta
> Sit down
> Cute chick about age35 walks up
> She's dancing
> I want to get blown in VIP
> I ask her about the VIP room
> She says 30 minutes, $200
So we go in there, she sits on my lap. I suck her tits, and she is grinding me. I try to grab her pussy and she says I can't. I hint at her giving me a BJ/HJ and she just says "If you pay for another half hour I get dirtier".
So for $200 all I did was suck some tits.
Did I do something wrong?
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Yeah u didnt pay another $200
Dude. $400 to get blown?
Get real.
>>paid a stripper $200 for a bj, instead of spending $200 on a prostitute for a fuck.
Dunno man, your game plan seemed solid as fuck.
damn OP, you are beta as fuck
$200 to suck on some tits? Get real.
this is how these whores make a living - by fucking marks like you [in every way but literally]
>Did I do something wrong?
You wasted $200, and got herpes.
trips of truth
Meh it's my first time in the whore game.
I thought VIP room was pretty clear that you get blown or get an HJ.
U went to the wrong stripclub.
Here in so cal i paid a stripper 60bucks for vip n get my dick sucked. Just depends
nah. strip clubs are literally money vacuums. happens all the time
>be a stripper
>find mark who looks stupid
>get him into the VIP room
>get his money
>don't let him do shit
>string him along until his wallet's empty or he gets annoying and you have him kicked out
>profit!!!
No the VIP room is just for you to have alone time with her with bouncer chilling outside nothing happens if the club has standards. You got played but could be worst
Next time go to Mexico.
Nigga, you're dumber than a bag of hammers. THE IS NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM!
Okay that's cool, but I thought that was the deal, VIP room = bj/hj.
So get a hooker then?
>Did I do something wrong?
stripper =/= hooker
Strip clubs are shit, user. For less money, you can hire escorts who are younger, hotter, and not looking to sucker as much money as possible from you for the least possible effort.
Don't be that sucker who goes to strip clubs -- they are outdated scams for the same faggots who fall for "increase your penis size" email spam.
Nope. Now that you got the herp, you're a leper. Don't go spreading std's, ya filthy bastard.
Bachelor party in vegas last month. Friend fell in love with a stripper at spearmint rhino and he disappeared for the whole night. Found him back in our room at like 5am passed out in the bathroom. Receipt for $2.5k on the floor with his signature. All he got was a few trips to vip, blue balls and a few drinks.
Don't feel bad
30 minutes?! That's not even worth 100, even if drinks were included. You got played sukka
you gotta know where to go for one, then you gotta be straight up with the hoe. i got a handjob for $40 and a blowjob for $60 from a fine ass mexican girl
So you're saying just literally negotiate it:
"Hey if we go in VIP for $100 will you suck my dick"
What's the worst that could happen? "No"
Oh well.
makes sense.
As I'm new to whoring, just trying not to get busted.
U dumb fuck der no BOOM BOOM in da champagne room!!! Go to a knock shop
That, and getting his ass beat by a bouncer. Worth a shot.
Well true. You can't ask like THAT, but you can say that if you go back there, you want a much more intimate encounter than you'll get out here.. Something like that. That might be a better success rate.
Only if he keeps asking. Or runs after her when she walks away.
I payed $120 and fuked. I'm also a fit, cute, guy and she asked for my number. Fuked her agian a week later.
So yeah depends on the stripper. This bitch was not into your ugly ass bro.
Strippers can literally pick your pocket then cry rape if you try to get it back, Bouncers are always on their side
You're an idiot user. Get a proper whore. If you're good enough to talk strippers into giving you a good deal, you can probably get a real girl.
I'm a pretty good looking guy brotha.
Just tired of the BS and want to get some fuck though.
Something tells me op can't take a hint. He's gonna get beat.
Yeah you didn't take drugs with you. Meth or xanax and a 50 dollar bill will get you a dick sucking at a strip club. Take drugs with you next time loser.
Oh, there's Champagne in the Champagne room. But you don't want Champagne. You want Sex.
Beta alert
Post pic of Ferrari, plox.
Negotiate "extras" before agreeing to a dance.
If you're bi, find the classifieds. If you're straight only, and young-ish, go to late night events. It doesn't have to be a bar or club, just look up events in your area, and chat up cuties. If you're older, 35+, check out singles events. Older woman there, but they're thirsty af.
Why did you do so little research if you're that concerned about being busted?
This is literally the oldest profession in the world. Not hard dude.
>go to strip club
first problem
>wanting a blowjob from stripper
second problem
>wondering why you're now 200 short and still didn't get your nut
Gee OP, it's almost like you came here to get ridiculed. Most stripclubs(to my knowledge) have strict policies when it comes to that shit anyways. They have cameras in the VIP rooms as well just because people try to break those rules all the time. Even if you paid her 400 she wouldn't have touched your pee pee.
The champagne is carbonated piss, it's bad.
That's all based on the laws. In reality, it's up to the stripper on whatever she wants, as long as it's outta sight.
Just depends on the stripper. Do you know how fit you have to be to pole dance? That shit is not easy. Strippers are exotic dancers not whores, if they like you, like any other chick, they'll fuck you if your lucky it won't be for a lot.
I know a stripper that ended up going out with a guy that paid for a dance. Shit happens.
The vast majority of strippers are or will be prostitute, but very few of them will conduct such illegal activities within the business that they work at especially while on the job.
Should have asked her how much a dance would cost back at your place.
That'll learn you, strip clubs are about cash extraction, not customer satisfaction, grow some real balls and hook up with a nice local hooker!
The fuck? 200$ for a half hour? You can see some whores on backpage for an hour at that price
Fap before you go to a stripclub.
Where the fuck is this strip club, and how much do you pay to get lapdances?
This sounds fun.
My body is my Ferrari, spit game, have confidence.
Going to a strip club and fucking a bitch is just an ego trip for me after hitting the club or party. I go there just for the strippers to see a pretty face for once.
well fuck it. lesson learned.
Jesus.
I thought getting a blowjob at a strip club was a normal thing, but I guess not.
ayyyy, we live close to each other, OP
Atlanta whores are the worst. gtfo
Overall it comes to the same price because I don't wanna have them over at my place, and I don't wanna pay for a hotel for a night when it's only for an hour. Hourly rate hotels are sketch af around me. Being in that place means a bit more security.
But you know what, if you can afford that OP, just pay for memberships at a swingers club, or find events around you that you can join if you offer to pay. (single males usually don't get into the private stuff without knowing someone).
pro tip: wear sweatpants and ask for a lapdance
I actually know someone that had sex at a stripclub in atlanta so
Don't get a prostitute if you're this naive, user.
You're not ready. Lurk on message board @ eroticreview.com
>take counterfit bills
>get to VIP room
>get your nut on in a stripper for "$400"
>cost you $50 from a counterfitter
>GTFO ASAP after you get your nut off
>never show your face in there again
Or just go to those clubs for the food and watch the show without paying a dime.
Or better yet just dont go.
I never understood strip clubs. you are paying money to get blue balled or you are paying out the ass to beat your meat in the VIP room. Or taking out a small home loan to get your dick wet.
If getting your dick wet is the end goal you are better off getting a hooker.
You spent $200 and didn't nut, I just go with hookers OP. Go to Thailand it's cheaper and way more fun, plus you get to nut in the girls if you want. Just saying.
wow, nice anecdotal experience you have there. thanks for taking the time to share.
How much do you normally pay for BJ?
Can you pull of full service in a strip club?
And you get to bring back a little somethin' with you. Win-win.
$200? Why didn't you just get a prostitute? I'm not even joking OP, it kind of seems like a waste of money just to get a lap dance.
I've never gotten an STD in all my years of going to Thailand.
Fuck, that looks a lot like one I used to bang.
>thailand hookers
>Girls
You may pick one.
at least if you want cheep.
No one who complains about StDs know how they work (except gays).
What do you all think happened pre modern medicine / condoms? That no one ever fucked?
Not him but not in the U.S. Not unless you're friends with the girl prior or you're able to convince her, but most girls are against it because apparently women in first world countries are oppressed and victims of the patriarchy.
Never had trouble getting cute bitches to suck me off for free. Maybe get in shape, OP. I've never wanted to be the guy who had to resort to hookers or strip clubs for pussy. If you have to turn your sexual relations into monetary transactions, you're doing it wrong. InB4 "isn't that marriage anyway, hur durrr" That's not what I'm talking bout here. Work on being more charming and less autist.
Like it was said earlier in thread, looks help. If you're attractive, you'll get better 'service'. Full service is really really tough, but if you're a regular, and a friend of people there, you probably will get regular hookups. Problem there is that you're dropping TONS of money at that point. Not really worth it unless you're loaded.
I haven't gotten a BJ in the strip clubs around me, they're all sketchy older black girls with track marks (this was on their busy night). I've stopped going for a long time. I hit one up when I'm out of state. Most I've paid for a BJ at one was $150, but that included a bottle of vodka and there was another girl there (only the one gave me a BJ.)
Tips are heavily implied, like a massage parlor.
You're right, you've convinced me to go out and catch em all.
They're not trying to trick you, the only lady boys there are in specific lady boy bars or street walkers. Also they have no issue telling you they're lady boys. Literally the first thing most of them will tell you is "you know I lady boy right?"
Implying you'd say no.
You live in Washington? She was a prior escort.
This user knows what's up.
>Just depends
she didnt take off her diaper? ew lol
His family must be so proud.
Let me guess, you watched the Hangover 2 and now you know everything about Thailand and South East Asia.
Not a bad price. But it still sounds like it's worth going for a proper escort.
Unless you like the challenge of the "chase," but it sounds like you're at a huge disadvantage I've only ever used hookers. Never a single issue, except I was stupid enough to start dating one of them.
>atlanta
okay so he fucked a nigress
If you're in southern California I don't believe you paid $60 for a bj. I know Cali is expensive as fuck and even more so for the girls. I think you might have gotten a bj but you're way exaggerating on the price. It was probably more along the lines of $150
yeah, you went to a strip club. sucker.
you think you gonna get laid, but you got fucked. ha. source: i worked in strip clubs for 7 years as a bouncer/dj.
I agree, it's expensive. I had said it earlier, I just don't want them over my house, or if I'm at a hotel to know where I'm at. It costs (me) the same amount there as it would for her. Although, I guess I could go much further. And yeah, the chase is super fun for me, almost more fun than sex. Almost.
Yeah it's not her. The one I was thinking of went by Daisy Dips. She went up to DC & NYC on occasion.
Just brought back some memories.
That's some primo pussy you had there user.
>dating a prostitute
I've always been curious about this, i've had sex with at least 25 different hookers and some of them have been exceedingly fun to be around, even after the sex. How did it end for you user, I wish to know.
yeah you fucked up....dont pay shit..you wanted it too much she knew she had you. come to AZ you can practice on these bitches....
user, you need to understand that strip clubs are basically money pits. You go there to drink, watch women dance, and pick out a girl you THINK will fuck for money(you obviously picked the wrong one). If s girl will fuck got for cash, it likely won't be at the club. Some clubs, however, are known to be glorified brothels. You have to do the research to find them. If you have the money, then by all means go for lap dances and rooms, but if you don't then skip it. It's a waste of money otherwise.
OP why don't you just fuck S. Korean or Chinese hookers. It's so much better/cheaper/funner than to go to shitty American strip clubs where they blue ball you and take all your money. Literally no point in going to an American strip club.
>Pic not related, I just don't have any Chinese or S. Korean hooker pics.
socal here. you can get mileage in the back room at certain clubs, mainly in Industry.
I felt bad I went to Plan B and got suckered by the "do you want the $20 dance or the one where you can touch me anyplace for $40?"
I got to finger her but yuck why
Everybody gets burned at the strip club sooner or later, OP. Could have been much, MUCH worse.
Which club?
yeah. I have actually fucked two strippers in VIP rooms. Not really sure what I did right but here's greentext
>tripping balls and girl just walked up to me >reached down my pants and grabbed my dick >said if we went to VIP room we would fuck >we did
>She said to come back anytime and we could fuck again
>Come back couple weeks later
>not tripping
>much hotter stripper comes and asks if i want a dance
>tell her I am waiting for previous stripper
>apparently previous stripper is known to fuck
>says same thing about VIP room and fucking
>fuck her
>cum inside
>she does the main stage shortly after VIP creampie
>gives me handful of free entrance and free VIP room tickets
>repeat several times
>sometimes I wouldnt even go in just give her a ride home while she gave me roadhead
The thought of her dancing on the main stage with my cum in her and guys giving her money to go and grind on them still gets me off to this day. This like 3-4 years ago and about 6 months ago I found out the place closed down due to "prostitution". Oh and the stripper was the daughter of the strip club's owner (werid for him but extra hot for me)
also never once wore a condom and got tested after the whole thing and I'm still clean.
tl;dr drink a bunch of cough syrup and maybe fuck a couple strippers
tfw OP doesn't just go for the superior Asian prostitutes.
Feels bad man
It was beyond weird. Throw all your previous knowledge of relationships out the window.
Basically, I felt like some military wife. She'd give intimacy sporadically and intensely, and then she'd barely respond to texts / phone attempts for weeks.
I found it was better to completely ignore her for a month, then text her.
This went on for about a year, till it really wasn't worth the frustration. Also, she and ALL were sexually abused as kids. Yep. Not one exception.
ALSO, you start hearing about all the shit they've done for money, and you lose faith in humanity. Rule 34 is not just porn.
Thanks for interest user.
Pic is a random girl.
Cute gook.
You know what strip clubs are right?
Else they would be called brothels if everyone was able to just pay for some bj .
Same here user. I did have a friend who went to strip clubs all the time. There were 2 times were he actually took the girls home, fucked them and they even stayed with him. I came over once and there was a naked girl cleaning the house. He was not rich at all, he worked at a fast food job.
The point- this guy could go to strip clubs with a very small amount of money or resources and have hot bitches staying with him and letting him drive their cars.
How does that work?
Honestly,
I've just had girlfriends and hookups. Never paid for sex before.
I want to get into it though. I figured VIP in a strip club would be a good way to break the ice...
Yeah I guess I got worked a little, but I just assumed once in VIP she would put her hands down my pants.
They usually are.
Why would someone do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?