What's the gayest thing you've ever done Sup Forums?

What's the gayest thing you've ever done Sup Forums?

I've had a tranny creampie me twice, one a few minutes after the other
Also came hands free on the second creampie

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That's hot. How much did you have to pay?

I routinely whack it to a video of a dude fucking a rubber ass while his wife times him cause he only gets 60 seconds.

Like the whole video is a dudes ass.

Thats pretty gay. but here we are.

I posted in this thread. That's pretty gay.

Sucked off a tranny. They sucked me off. They want me to plow their ass.

Well, it'd be rude not to.

I didn't
Craigslist and a lot of time

I jack off with other guys somewhat routinely. I'm gonna try giving head next time

It's fun for a lot of reasons

literally a recipe for HIV

don't be a dumb fuck

I've gotten rest stop head from strangers on craigslist...

Anyone have sn@pchat? Jerk with me now.
Sc= thatguy-1o1

What are some of the reasons?

I put seven - not one, not two, but SEVEN - billiard balls in my anus, when I was fourteen. The pressure was so much that when they literally exploded out, one went through the dry wall.

In the twenty-six years since, I've never done anything even remotely gay.

look at how fat and fucking ugly this shit ass homo is getting. i cant believe anyone could jack it to this refrigerator-body raging dumpster fire

Met some fat black guy off craigslist, he roughly facefucked me with his smelly dick. Gave me free weed.

...

Circle jerk or u guys give each other a hand?

Fucked like 4 trannies. Not all at once. I am VERY picky that they have to be SUPER passable. I've had tons of sex with so many women. It was getting boring. The trannies were fun. I topped all of them. That makes me bi for sure. But I had a good time. It's been like a year since my first, I reflect on it sometimes. Honestly.... NO regrets at all. Good thing I live in a big trans city.

I sense a correlation, smelly weed, smelly dick.

got a boner when taking a shit

I really enjoy kissing so making out. It's a little bit of a bonding experience, trusting another guy to hold your dick and him to hold yours. Having an orgasm that you didn't give yourself. Touching dicks and getting covered in another guy's cum is fun too

I'm an underwear fiend to I also love to see what other hot stuff guys wear or maybe trade jockstraps for a little while or something

So you're just straight up gay then.

I really like to go one on one in the shower

I've done one circle jerk with two other guys and it was okay. I felt a little like a third wheel. Might have been better with more guys

I got my cock sucked my a tranny on my lunch break Kik me at CallmeWookie

Used to fuck this Native American tranny and cum in her ass every time

Stop doing it though cause she kept trying to make out with me

I like girls too, so bi

...

where do you meet these people?

Is that Vincent D'Onofrio at the front?

Vancouver

What city?

Fucked your father.

If found that one on tinder
I notice quiet a few trannies will have profiles under female

When I was 15 I used to stay at my best friends house a lot. His 13 year old brother is gay but it never bothered me. One night my friend fell asleep early and his brother and I started talking in the living room. Sex came up and we both were still virgins but he said he'd given and gotten blowjobs before. I said he was luck cuz I've only got a couple hand jobs. We talked for awhile and then he said out of nowhere that he'd give me a blowjob if I wanted and that it wasn't gay cuz I just wanted to know what it felt like. I took a minute to decide but I said ok and we snuck into his room. He pulled my shirts down and sucked my still limp dick into his mouth. I'll admit he was good at it he pumped and sucked and licked at just the right times. In no time at all I told him I was gonna cum and he started to lightly tickle and fondle my balls. I came extra hard in his mouth and he swallowed all of it. We agreed not to tell anyone cuz no one would really understand. But I let him suck my dick atleast a dozen more times before I got a gf and told him we had to quit. He seemed sad but he didn't complain or ever use it against me.

Houston area.

What? You want a gayness metal for taking a drag queen up your rectum? fucking faggot.

BAckpage.com, Craigs list, /soc/

Medal

interdasting
>tfw no trap gf
I need a cute ass to fuck.

How'd you meet them? I'm moving out there soon.

Any tips when dealing with backpage or craigslist?

I've fapped to a lot of shemale porn over the years. I took 2 grams of shrooms one night end end up fapping to shemale porn. I some how ended up fapping to a sissy trainer video. I think it's kinda fucked me up a bit.

The backpage escort section was taken down. Check the women for men dating section to find dem escorts now.

Depends on if you're wanting a hooker or just trying to get free ass

Backpage.com, CL, head to montrose/westheimer, visit gay bars (FULLLLL fo trans).

Don't ever contact someone with "professional" photos. You'll never get whats in the pic. Make sure on backpage they have a few posts (there's a thing that says "other posts by this user") Do not talk money when you arrive. Leave it on the bed stand or whatever. I have one hot tranny that has a BALLER fucking apartment and I take a shower after there. Some have hood ass apartments. 99% are not cops. If they want to meet at a hotel, it's a NO from me. Apartments are harder to set up a sting, so it's more trustworthy.

CL....good luck, I see a lot of crossover from BP to CL from the legit pros though.

Jesus. Here we go.

>started browsing Sup Forums
>came here every day
>never left after all the trap faggots appeared
>still browsing Sup Forums
>even post in threads started by certified faggatron OPs

I feel like I'm a lost cause. My only saving grace is that I've never let a man who resembles a woman shove his giant velvet hammer in my shit socket. I might be a fag, but I'll never be a faggot.

tried to put a second 7 inch dildo in my ass

They started a "T > " section now lol.

Got fucked while dressed up

Got trashed with some friends a few years back.
>Tequila, so I ended up naked.
>Friend and her boyfriend went to sleep, leaving me with other dude i kinda knew super fucking trashed on couch.
>We sucked each other a little, made out some
>I slightly raped his face
>came
>then when I sobered up I left and never talked to any of them again.

Had a bit of a mental breakdown for a while then... but now I look back fondly. Day to day Im pretty fucking straight, gf for 4 years, but given that scenario again, I'd fuck that dude.

Meddle

free ass of course, but suppose I get to the point of paying for sex, how much do you pay?

I jerk to traps, but only real feminine looking ones

I looked at another guy's butt crack when he was sitting down. I do this a lot. I also look at guys' stomachs when they stretch and their shirts lift slightly.

dress up like a girl and post my pictures here

i love guys telling my i get their dicks hard

Found a pic

If you're paying depends on the type of hooker
Good looking clean ones $200+
Questionable ones 80-150

GOD
HATES
FAGS

I once kissed a guy

How do you overcome the fear of meeting?
I've set shit up but then I pull out last second because i'm afraid of being robbed, stds, ect

I answered an add on CL for a guy lookin to get off easy. Told him I'd be hot if he tied my hands, and throat fucked me before I go to pick up my gf.

Gayest thing? Had a dude blow me, and made out for a bit after. Would do again.

God is a fag. Just look at the amount of time he's spent on each type of person.

The only body type with any thought put into it is the fit male form. God was jerking his cosmic cock the whole time he was sculpting those muscles.

Bring your own protection
Kinda scout them out a bit
Use if a hooker has robbed someone people will tend to post about it
Also look closely at their pics to make sure they're real
Kind of have to just go with your gut

$200.....WTF??!?!

Dude, GOOD hookers are like $100-$150 now a days.
Shitty ones are $50-$75

EG;
>Trans Hooker
houston.backpage.com/Transgender/100-real-and-transladyboy-im-worth-it-reviews/43834137

(I've fucked that tranny, she was GOOD, and it was $120)

Fuck I'm horny.
Like what do you get for 100-200?
I live in sd so idk whats its like. sandiego.backpage.com/Transgender/new-latina-princess-valeria/25812494

That's Houston dude
Either you get a good expensive one or you get hood trash

30-60minutes or until you cum depends on the hooker
Idk what you want but either you top or you bottom or if you want both could cost you a little more maybe

Well thanks for the information and perspective, I'll have to play the free ass game for now. I've been looking for a hot traps for ages now.

Are you from san diego?

yea... >.>

Best way instead of cl, go to a club or something
You can see what your really looking at

neat

Me too, amateur crossdresser

Basically VVV
I usually tell them on the phone "I want the full 60 mintues, so don't book anyone else."
They are WHORES, be firm. But remember, many of them have a pimp in one of the other bedrooms (or some kind of protection) so don't go all Bobby Brown on them. I usually make them suck me off. Strip a little. I jerk them off a bit. Then I fuck them until I cum. I didn't come once because I jerked off earlier and just didn't finish, so I fucked him until he did. Washed my dick, hug bye, go home.

I highly recommend Grindr, theres a trans filter

You sound right. I'm a lazy bastard though, easy to fap and browse from the internet.

met up with some dude from craiglist, he gave me one of the hottest bj's I've ever had in my life.

Really?!

I thought it was just gays. The problem is, most people know grinder is for gays, and no one knows I fuck trannies. Two friends wouldn't be surprised since the question has come up and I said I would 100% if they were super passable. But that app still has me a bit mehhhh about it.

I dreamt that I fucked a guy and it felt good in the dream.
I ain't gay tho.

I'm not entirely sure what you're afraid of

You want to exchange kiks? if you use that?

Met a black guy off Craigslist to suck his cock about a year ago, never had a gay experience prior. Now I routinely visit him to have my brains fucked out or facefucked. I've been considering letting him creampie me raw from now on.
And my girlfriend has no clue.

God damn OP, I thought I had you beat with 'I had sex with a man' but no. Not only no but fuck no, getting cream pied by a tranny is way gayer than pounding man ass!

Friends, GF, work associates seeing I have a gay app on my phone or that I'm looking to fuck trannies.

Whats yours?

Dont cheat on your gf you scumfuck

ur a faggot

ddunzo

Why?
>muhhhhhh religion
KYS. I love her, but she doesn't have a dick. I asked her if she would do a threesome with a tranny. She said no. Why should I not fulfill my desires because of her fee fees?

Fuck myself with a dildo while watching tranny porn

What brought you to this are you bi? Have you been bi you're whole life??? Did u kno about it, that is some degenerate shit right there

that is pretty hot, desu
would pay to watch and jerk on your face.

>religion is the only reason people are good to each other

Holy fuck kill yourself. Abandoning religion does not mean abandoning all morality.

It's his understudy

Literally a life goal atm

Prepare to cum fast.

Started watching tranny porn a lot then mostly tranny creampie videos then mostly trannies giving creampies
I wanted one shortly after that

Its just being a decent human being. Get her permission to

What morality? Humans aren't programmed to stick with one mate. That is a religious indoctrination. Tribes used to all fuck the women and all take care of the kids. For millenia. Religion is the basis for monogamy. Consider applying a rope to your throat.

Fucking fagboys, nothing is normal about having attraction towards another male