ITT: Assumptions about celebrities

ITT: Assumptions about celebrities

Rooney strikes me as the kind of girl who likes to watch while her bf fucks other chicks.

Alison Brie would love to take a hot steaming shit on my chest.

Rooney strikes me as the kind of girl who likes to play with lego

>ywn fuck Roon's bf while Rooney is in the corner, blissfully playing with legos

SHOW ROON ROON HOW YOU RUIN RUIN POON POON

AGAIN AGAIN

Tay Tay is a BBC worshipper

>Rooney will never press lego after lego into your bumhole

Rooney strikes me as a bedwetter

you wish nigger

Roon kills people and encase them in LEGO blocks built in the shape of human bodies that she talks to, has diner with, etc.

>date older woman
>she thinksit cute to watch me have sex with girls my age
>gets extremely upset when I even talk to a woman her age, regardless of conversation subject
It was a weird relationship.

>she will never press a lego with her foot against your testicles

MEW likes to choke her husband with her thighs and smother him with her anus every night.

>"user LOOK ROO ROO MADE A POO POO! ROO ROO MADE A POO POO!"
>a huge pile of shit is sitting on the living room floor
>it's filled with not even barely digested LEGO bricks

Kristen Bell likes to pull the old fake-poop gag on people... but she uses real poop. Her OWN dried up poop!

She just tells people it's fake and make them touch it.

>it's a Rooney comes out of the closet by screaming "ROON ROON WANT POON POON! ROON ROON WANT POON POOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!" while Kate is pushing her in her stroller in central park episode

...

Rooney LOVES bbc

>it's a ROONROON's Autism makes her knock out, kidnap, restrain and paint the black guys until they're all the same shade of brown episode

Topkek

Does she have kids?

>she thinksit cute to watch me have sex with girls my age
What an odd fetish. Its necessarily not even cuckolding, but more like live action pornography

My gf at the moment hates when i talk to people our age but has no problem with me going to bars and and hanging out with women 40 years old +

I have been tempted to see how far i could go with this because she doesnt even ask questions if she knows the people i am with are older.

but is she any good at free kicks?

>it's alittle known fact that classy actress Gillian Anderson has a secret 'superhero' identity

>in 1999 she was a guest on the show of host Conan O'Brien

>nobody knows what happened behind the scene that day, but Gillian wa sforever changed

>after donning a purple domino mask and putting a bright pink cape on, she dubbed herself The Marvelus Madame Manure

>she would go to the houses of fellow actors and of directors who 'wronged' her or someone else, and she would leave a flaming bag full of human manure (her own) on their doorstep and she would then ring the door and run away while giggling like an insane schoolgirl

>several reports indicates that she's still doing it to this day

>sadly, so far no actor or director has ever had their own shoes 'manured' by Gillian

>only doormen and domestics

>it's a kate convinces roo roo that stuffing dino nugs into body orifices is an olympic sport and yada yada yada has to rush roo roo to the er with a vag full of frozen nugs episode