Dubs decide what I put in my ass

Dubs decide what I put in my ass...

A fork, the pointy end

funnel Hormel brand chili beans into it.

That dog, backwards.

Soda can, has to be cold , must timestamp

liquid ass

This, reroll

Roll

A knife.

a document saying
>Our Kek who art in memetics
>Hallowed by thy memes
>Thy Trumpdom come
>Thy will be done
>In real life as it is on Sup Forums
>Give us this day our daily dubs
>And forgive us of our baiting
>As we forgive those who bait against us
>And lead us not into cuckoldry
>But deliver us from shills
>For thine is the memetic kingdom, and the >shitposting, and the winning, for ever and ever.
>Praise KEK

A light bulb

lamp plug/ any electrical outlet

That was dubs!

A corgi

nothing

roll

I second this

A penis

cooked diet pepsi

last 2 digits mang, rr for fork tho

A bible

A chihuahua

a tiny camera

this

Some form of live animal, whatever will fit

Pics or it didn't happen

Shoe on head, sharpie in asshole.

Shit...

Do eet!

winrar

It didn't happen then. I'm a faggot op.

Sorry m8. Should've said within reason

this post

...

Hahaha, try a rat/hamster

Pinecone in pooper

A shoe

Since my idea of live animal is "not within reason" what about the straw nozzle of a can of wd-40, get it good and deep, then just blast

What! what!

You gotta do it now, OP.

a habanero pepper

so close

Razorblade

Another man's cock

lol

Dubs confirmed dubs. Op has to put another man's cock in his ass.

A pickle

Yeah, and if he doesn't, he's a fag!