Canada invades your cunt

Canada invades your cunt

What happens next?

Blanda upps

canada is defeated and annexed. the usa wins another war of northern aggression

>the usa wins another war of northern aggression

we can finally be caliphate

the left sides with Canada and civil war ensues

We're finally good at hockey

both sides give up on fighting 5 minutes in and the troops go drinking together instead

They'd die in the desert I reckon

They cant reach it because leaves float

Head down to the beach and watch a strange procession of thousands of Canadian troops slowly melting with each footstep along the sand.

Canada finally succeeds at skiing

you win because we can't stop laughing when you tell us you are aboot to take over.

Are you really in a position to mock Canadians for speaking funny?

probably this

Commonwealth the fuck out of them mate

>mfw dutch is literal puking sounds

> Polish replacing 70% of their alphabet with Zs and Ws

>the Netherlands exist because Canada liberated them in WW2

Really makes you think

They realize the north is too hot and give up from fear of it being hotter down south

You know our summers are hot as fuck, right?

We don't say aboot

This

>Canada invades your cunt
>we win
damn trudeu

...I didn't think of that. Now what?

I, for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords

I wake up