Canada invades your cunt
What happens next?
Canada invades your cunt
What happens next?
Blanda upps
canada is defeated and annexed. the usa wins another war of northern aggression
>the usa wins another war of northern aggression
we can finally be caliphate
the left sides with Canada and civil war ensues
We're finally good at hockey
both sides give up on fighting 5 minutes in and the troops go drinking together instead
They'd die in the desert I reckon
They cant reach it because leaves float
Head down to the beach and watch a strange procession of thousands of Canadian troops slowly melting with each footstep along the sand.
Canada finally succeeds at skiing
you win because we can't stop laughing when you tell us you are aboot to take over.
Are you really in a position to mock Canadians for speaking funny?
probably this
Commonwealth the fuck out of them mate
>mfw dutch is literal puking sounds
> Polish replacing 70% of their alphabet with Zs and Ws
>the Netherlands exist because Canada liberated them in WW2
Really makes you think
They realize the north is too hot and give up from fear of it being hotter down south
You know our summers are hot as fuck, right?
We don't say aboot
This
>Canada invades your cunt
>we win
damn trudeu
...I didn't think of that. Now what?
I, for one, welcome our new Canadian overlords
I wake up