She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

360 walk away

bust one out then and there

Do like I do every other time some fat, or black, or whatever no-fuck is flirting with me: act like I don't realize it and proceed with life.

that'd depend on three things:
When was the last time i've had sex: has to be over 6 months.
How drunk i am: has to be over 10 beers/shots
Do i have a chance to do this without anyone ever finding out?
Bonus: She has to take a long bath followed by a shower before.

I'm disgusted by myself, but i don't see the point of lying.

Give it a shot. I have never fucked a fat Asian lady.

...

Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit out, and ain't no doubt about it
It hit the ground and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted, "Now, bitch, let's see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death

Breed her.

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slam tight piggy

sauce

pray for the love of God she doesn't let one rip

slam tight piggy

Well fat puss is better than no puss, so I'd probably drop my spaghetti and have a seizure.

spank until pink

Kill myself.

>Implying that's a bad thing

Slam tight piggy

throw food at her so she doesn't eat me.

give her the duck

You just carry a duck with you?

slam tight piggy

SLAM WHALE
HOLY GRAIL

Walk away ,ew.

Lol this
Me as well
I consider fat Asians 11/10 so I would probably either be incredibly spaghetti or just "will you marry me" which would also be extreme cringe

Slam type piggy

Two double-dubs in a row, checked

You don't see many fat Asians. I'd fuck her for the novelty value alone.

Fuck off with your pathetic reply begging, this isn't youtube.

I was so disappointed when I found out she was only 5'10. Her videos make her look at least over 6'...

Slam tight piggy

(First time I have ever done one of these. Sex is basically the only thing I care about)

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Slam tight piggy

Slam tight piggy

Fuck her in the butt.

slam tight piggy

Fat girls are still fuckable

Too socially inept to realise. Instantly move on with life.

sauce?

*BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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slam tight piggy

Open the door, get on the floor, proceed to walk the dinosaur.