G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

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Gotta be around for WW 3

I don't feel like dying today.

because im not a retard

>tell me why you will bot kill yourself today.

Because I'm not an edgelord faggot.

Because I want to be on the top of a sexy stud and let him rimming my genitalia as well. No homo.

>I'm married to a beautiful woman who is my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>she makes keeping me sexually satisfied a priority
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I live a fairly affluent life style but stay well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>my credit score is over 800
>winter is over and I can look forward to months of warm weather and sunshine
>planning a trip to Europe this summer

Where in Europe are you planning to go?

kys fukn normie

france England and Germany

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Come visit Denmark as well, we have some nice stuff to see and you can visit viking museums and junk.

So you're a faggot man-provided and normie?

Provider* before any faggot corrects me.

Uh huh.

Bullshit. Look where you are.

Either you're full of shit or you're retarded and don't understand that being caught on this site can potentially ruin all those things.

You'd be surprised how happy successful and well adjusted some of us are. Of course in order for you to feel good about yourself you have to assume we're all cucks NEETS and neckbeards. Only true idiots assume to know people on the internet. Alas, this will be ignored by you to your own detriment.

i gotta go to work

Gotta be around to see the hwndu flag taken again

Not this go around maybe next time

See

Look at this fucking cuck trying to justify himself.

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Not fucking with you, i'm really happy for you user ! This is some light in the sorrow of people on here because this exists !

Because it would hurt those I love. It's the only reason.

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Because i live to fucking hurt people. And hurting them feels fucking good.

because I have to mow my dads yard

Because I finally got enough courage to pay the local slut to lose my virginity.

honestly i don't think im gonna do it, purely because i don't think i could put my parents and closest friends who would actually care through the pain. That's assuming that they will actually be affected by it

Who says I won't

No reason to even think about such things anymore since today was first day in new job.

They would, don't fall into the trap of believing they won't.
Having a loved one die is really hard, if they chose it, it's even worse.