Ask a North Korean guy anything

Ask a North Korean guy anything.

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밥 먹었어 ?

>밥 먹었어 ?
예.

Why is North Korea best Korea?

Because our glorious, excellent, fantastic Leader Kim Jong-Un does his best for us!

Translate please

how did you get internet access?
Don't they limit that shit?

"Yes".

That's American bullshit. We only get away from the Internet because we don't want to get infected from capitalists.

Will there be consequences for this?
youtube.com/watch?v=BqEXB2ZEQ8g

Do you have access to Google play? If yes, are the prices equivalent to those in other countries or is it ridicoulously lower?

Vice news tells me that you guys are all high on Meth....

news.vice.com/article/north-koreas-got-a-big-crystal-meth-problem

Comment?

I kek'd. Best kek I've had in a while

Who took the permission of recording this!? I'm reporting this to the North Korean army!

Google Play is a myth. We got our own Play, indeed.

Aren't you believing on capitalists websites...

So on your own play store, what are the prices?

Anyeong OP, who's your favourite artist?

Since we live in a socialist state, everything on our own Play Store is free!!!
Kim Il-Sung, he created a beautiful opera: North Korea.

이름이 뭐예요 ?

I heard the camps there are nice during the winter.

Where can I buy his album, Mr. Gook?

First message says have you eaten
Reply says yes

Open a thread on Sup Forums so that the flag can prove you're actually in North Korea.

마르코.
They are, for capitalists.
By visiting North Korea.

How are you having internet without having electricity? Or is the the Grorious Reader I'm speaking with?

Sup admin. How's funnyjunk?

This > What?

is it really as bad as people say it is?

also do you really have a cave full of unicorns and a cure for aids and cancer?

what are the laws on weed there

Do you believe that Kim jong un is the most amazing human being to ever grace the world? Cause I think he is one step above god with nothing above our glorious leader.

Do they tell you the truth about the Holohoax in North Korea?

That's a pretty white name my dude
My koreans pretty limited but ty for some practice

North Korea is a fantastic place with joy and pride. Unicorns are a myth. And yes, we're developing a cure for cancer. PRAISE NORTH KOREA!
Weed is legal.
God doesn't exist. Kim Jong-Un is the supreme.
Yes.

how many time u eat in a month

Can you deny lolocaust in your glorious country?

Sup Kim?

I get 3 meals per day.
We have our own laws about that.
I'm not Kim.

Fuck off Kim. North Korea has an intranet, not an internet. Last time the network was mapped there was one exit node in Pyongyang and it forwarded packets to China.

>We have our own laws about that.
So do they say that you can deny it?

God does exist you fucking autistic nigger and Kim Jong-Un is above him! While the Western world has been infested with capitalism satanism. Our glorious leader will take back the world from this threat. Just look at Korea! It is Paradise on Earth! I'm so grateful for Kim Jong-Un it makes me tear up with happiness.

I'm not Kim, again. Bullshit.
Yes.
Prove me that God exists.

You can post itt only if your country has an embassy in Best Korea

Kim Jong-Un exists silly that's proof enough. Then some.

exactly how gay is Kim Jong Un and his faggot dads? They take it in the ass from the leader of china don't they?

what would happen if trump attacks your country?

This is a lie. Western capitalism has rotten your brain.

Is Kim Jung really the world's greatest actor and golfer?

He would be destroyed. This would never happen because the west is afraid of us. They would have destroyed us already if they could but our glorious leader will protect his people and the paradise he has created!

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The only reason the rest of the world won't allow him to play with the pros is because he is leaps and bounds better than them. The sport would be destroyed because his skill are impassible.

Why are you calling it North Korea and not The Democratic People's Republic of Korea?

Is the democratic supposed to be an irony?

Your insults only hurt you when the west feels the hot iron of Korea flatten you and the capitalism you worship.

Op isnt really who he says he is.

It's the name of the country. You should know that.

You may also just call it Korea.

What's up with your guys programming. Whenever I tune in to your television signals you guys are always playing old war movies?

Is it true that most people in North Korea have a great many STDs, especially those currently in the Army?

you must be joking if NK attack japan and or south korea in any way your country would bombed into oblivion. not to mention the only reason the us and nato hasnt done so with nuclear weapons is that if that happend fallout would be massive making it in not safe to live in for years to come.