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behead those who insult glam

I SAW IT WALKING LONELY DOWN THE STREET
COOL LIKE A CAT AND LIKE A CRAZY DREAM

Glam is numale sissycuck faggotry

enforce glam supremacy!

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t. prancing la-la homo man

You know you love me, I know you care
Just shout whenever, and I'll be there
You are my love, you are my heart
And we would never ever ever be apart

Are we an item? Girl, quit playing
We're just friends, what are you saying?
Say there's another and look right in my eyes
My first love broke my heart for the first time
And I was like...

Baby, baby, baby oooh
Like baby, baby, baby nooo
Like baby, baby, baby oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

glam is the furry of metal styles

Sorry I don't come to Sup Forums much but I wanted to know you guys are listening to that is fresh. No female or Scandinavian garbage. I don't know the difference between types but something like infant annihilator is my taste.

Hey /metal/

I imagine some of you like other styles of extreme and dark music, so I will leave you with this link as our own general is under constant thread of dying due to lack of interest.

Love,
/dark/

them's fighting words

is there an album more thicc than horsebck battle hammer?
I don't think so tbhfam

>Scandinavian garbage
what does that mean

gLAM IS THE LOLLICON OF METAL

I'M FACE DOWN IN THE GUTTER

*threat

Autokrator - The Obedience to Authority
:^)

That's weebgrind

where do I start with My Dying Bride, /meal/friends?

also is there an essential doom chart? I'm loving pic related and want to get into doom

no that's djent
no that's political grindcore

Glam is literally, strictly the 80s softcore porno of metal, starring Traci Lords.

no one cares about your niche subsubsstyle, cuck

Where do you guys download your /metal/ from? I already use Soulseek but it can be a bit of a pain.

THOSE GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

Turn Loose the Swans (very aptly named cause the album art looks like bird diarrhea)

how did they do it

>where do I start with My Dying Bride
By the beginning
>also is there an essential doom chart?
Yes
>djent
>not the fedora atheist of metal
>political grindcore
>lolicon
Nigga will you say something coherent ever in your life

>shuffle all music collection and post first 10 songs
r8 and rec

darkworld and rutracker + slsk

GIRLS
GIRLS
GIRLS

What Canada lacks in number of significant band they more than make up for in originality and influence

What are we listening to, lads?

political grindcore is just like lolicon because it's really convinced that it's super-edgy and provocative when in reality it's just tasteless, boring and obnoxious.

>batman

fucking dropped

>this level of overcompensation
At least Halford wasn't in denial

Darkworld gives you shitty quality rips

pic related because told me to

this album would be 75% better without the pretentious piano interludes

You're overthinking it and what's more you're giving a self-important twat's appreciation of both things while doing so

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Removing the piano interludes would ruin the album

Get tae fuck

It looks like most of you guys are asocials, right?

great band, truly ahead of their time

No, a self-important twat would take political grindcore very seriously and would show off his loli fetish all over the internet

>trying this hard to force a meme
guy you need to get some sleep or some slaps, your choice

Why does every metal band have to have cringey album covers with skulls and illuminati symbols?? They reek of neckbeard fedora.

Wrong.
They need to be replaced with icy synth interludes and bleak industrial soundscapes.

Also it seems to me that Esoteric Warfare was at some point supposed to have some extra industrial instrumentations but those tracks were deleted before the final mastering and as a result there's plenty of silent bits.

There are many kind of self-important twats and you're one of them

>every metal band
>implying
Only the shit edgy kids in this thread listen to.

>cringey
eww cringey-cringe yucky!
don't like meanie cringies!

no they don't

wrong i think you'll find they need to be replaced with a horn section and a xylophone solo

yeah but I'm not in the wrong

You are, though

ok maybe

no u

>wanting to ruin the sense of calm between intense sensory overload by replacing it with suspenseful interludes

That would just make sitting through the album a chore.

1. Bathory - Under The Runes
2. Judas Priest - Fight For Your Life (Bonus Track)
3. Motorhead - Angel City
4. Jungle Rot - Virus
5. waterfront dining - HUG + SQUEEZE
6. Agent Steel - Traveller
7. Mercyful Fate - Leave My Soul Alone
8. Overkill - Elimination
9. Venom - Bursting Out (60+ Minute Version)
10. Laaz Rockit - Chasin' Charlie

t. nu-male

Sorry I just look at this thread and can not think about anything else.

Then shut your food chute before it gets locked down for good

ROOTS BLOODY ROOTS
ROOTS BLOODY ROOTS
ROOTS BLOODY ROOTS

or just give it a satisfying dramatic progression

THORNS is the ultimate moonfogcore IBM album, 666 international needs to go closer to it

>666 international needs to go closer to it
666 international needs to do nothing but be 666 international, because it's already perfect.

I've got what you need here senpai.

They aren't metal tho

the piano interludes fuck it up and the lyrics are utterly incoherent, bordering on Dimmu Borgir levels of nonsense.

Neither is glam or grindcore and people won't stop yapping about them, so let him have his hipster nugaze

I'm sorry but this is one of the catchiest metal albums ever made and I don't care how kvlt some of you think you are or how many shitty clones it inspired, it's fucking great

>glam isn't metal

The piano divides the massive payload into thee equilibrated, neat pieces and the lyrics are dreamy and schizophrenic, which is great if you're not a cynical contrarian faggot who masturbates to Bukowski

it gets old after like 2 listens

That's what most people think anyway. It's just that, much like hating on Meshuggah's Nothing, it's easier and less risky to say it's shit

where?

>dividing an album into unrelated pieces
>not creating a strong, cohesive, perfectly-articulated narrative experience

NANANANANANANANANA
BATMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

right behind you
>unrelated
the exact opposite
>also I think there's only one correct format to make a perfect album hurr durr and it has to be a concept album haehr haerher

this might be the worst post i've ever seen

I love Deafheaven f am, they just aren't metal, Glam is Metal tho. Grindcore is debatable I guess.

The piano in contrast to heavy industrial influence is what gives the album a more effective sense of progression. Adding more synth to an already synth-heavy album would be boring relative to the smooth-jazz-esque interludes.

t. contrarian fuck

>they just aren't metal
Did I say they were?
>Glam is Metal tho. Grindcore is debatable I guess.
Wrong on both accounts

When will the "glitter rock is metal" meme die?

Next summer

Glam was the 80s version of what post-metal garbage is today. Conformist garbage designed for mainstream.

whatever I'll still keep listening to Wasp and Badlands

But change pseudodeep muh emotional "intellectual" lyrics with insecure "I get all the bitches I swear! a-aren't muscle cars cool, guys!?" confused sissy in denial

the album is legitimately bad though

That's not a legitimate claim

but the smooth jazz interludes are so boring, uneventful, dull, out-of-place, meaningless, unimpressive and devoid of atmospheric value that they end up making the album even MORE boring than if it were more homogenous and synth-heavy.

It's like putting 10-min-long still shots of a clock ticking right in the middle of Back to the Future. It does nothing but break the flow of an album that's already complex and varied enough without those interludes.

It's legitimately good dude

>boring, uneventful, dull, out-of-place, meaningless, unimpressive and devoid of atmospheric value
Nice opinion, Thesaurus Rex.
>even MORE boring than if it were more homogenous and synth-heavy.
So you don't even like the album at all but are arguing that the interludes ruin it?

could you be projecting any harder?

badlands was top shame ray gillan died

So grindcore isn't metal?

t. butthurt numale

Boring is relative, I like bits of the album. But it seems almost purposefully designed to prevent you from liking more than bits of it.

The general consensus seems to be the most remastered albums tend to be inferior to the originals but are there any remasters that actually improve an album?

>But it seems almost purposefully designed to prevent you from liking more than bits of it.
The staggering number of people who like it from beginning to end seems to suggest this only happens to you.

what does the t. stand for? never knew

>I can't into 666 Internationa, so it's safe to say nobody else can either
t. nufag