Scotland thread, let's go

Scotland thread, let's go

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just go home

You know, the one that England lets you keep :)

killed that nice n quick.

hoots mon

Irn Bru is disgusting.

what turned you guys into cucks? you used to be cool

dont you mean north north england??

Why are there no ginger tits in here

its very cool in Scotland, fuckin freezing in fact

i kinda wish i was there. if you got drunk and fell asleep outside, would you freeze to death in the current weather?

Probably. If some random neds didn't stab you for "shits and giggles" first

Depends where you are in Scotland, but generally, you'd just get very wet, cold and miserable, like most Scots people. Slugs would like you.

Definition of 'independence'.

Not influenced or controlled by others in matters of opinion. Not subject to another's authority or jurisdiction.

Wanting to stay in the EU and joining the Euro, free movement of people, and paying a membership fee. CUCKS!

>freeze to death in the current weather
>probably
No you wouldn't you fucking idiot

I'm from Aberdeen and I hate to say it we suck now

Stephens Bakeries make the best steak bridies there are in a large chain shop. Some of the best stuff ever.

Aberdeen always sucked you jew

Kingdom of Fife master race reporting in.

Lochgelly master town of the kingdom reporting in.

Mel Gibson lied to you

Scotland has sucked for ages, it's nothing new

Worked in a Steven's Factory.. Anything that touches the floor get picked up and transported for sale anyway. If the public can't see it happen, why does t matter?

Fife master race lol! top kek

You mean ned town?

You rancid crohn's disease riddled fucks are master of none.

Your women are tougher than you are, kingdom of cucks morelike.

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The Proclaimers, Midge Ure, who else?

cold and wet weather is my favourite type. i love the rain, the one downside is that every public building i have to go into in cold weather has the heating up way too high to compensate for their lack of tolerance for the cold. hot countries are only good if you go to the beach every day and you like wearing shorts and a t shirt all the time

Lord of Fife here too.

Braw weather we're having eh lads? I'm stuck at work the now but got a few cans of Stella chilling in the fridge for when I finish at 10.

You disgust me, you inbred swine.

Hamilton cunt checking in. I'm dying with the cold

Anyone have Morgan Belle Livingstone from Glasgow on fb?

No, what does that mean?

KY11

Where you from then cunty baws?..Edinbvrgh?! POOFTER EH!?

Why can't Scottish people speak or type properly? It's not difficult. Are all Scottish people mentally retarded?

What parts don't you understand? Fuckin faggot

How does it feel to still be a teenager?
you gotten over your premature ejaculation problem yet? or is that what the stella is for?

a little bravery juice while you go down on a munter?

Wet wet wet

The delgados

Fuck me, hamilton is one of the biggest shite holes in the UK, not as bad as Bathgate though...

i've touched the drummers daughters vibrator

Little bummer boy

yes, yes they are.

was it wet, wet, wet?????ha ha ha ha

Simple minds

Yeah it's pretty dire to say the least! Don't think it's got a single thing going for it apart from a few decent takeaways. And I use the term decent very very loosley

The Fratellies

Always loved this tune.
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I remember liking BIS when I was younger. Not from Europe but I was always trying out music from all over. What do Scots think of BIS?

I thought so. A result of the inbreeding? If it weren't for the weather and lack of guns, Scotland and the deep south of the USA could be mistaken for the same place

Mogwai

Video not available in my country, you having a fuckin laugh ya mad faggot?

I saw a bloke going mental at a kebab shop worker one night in the high street, my missus had a flat there, we used to get fucked up and watch the fights, I fucked her on the roof looking down on to the high street too, high light of my life....

xDDDD

Big country

Bis were fucking shite

Never heard of them until just now

What kebab shop? I got a kebab for my dinner, still have half left

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The video is of The Delgados - All You Need Is Hate.
I imagine the song is supposed to be sarcastic, but when I play it and sing along in my car I'm being dead serious.

I live in Hamilton, I was out smoking a blunt earlier the weather is fantastic

Remember to vote leave

It's not been too bad. I went a walk to get a bit of puff from my mate earlier, the weather was pleasant enough.

African rain frog! I want one D; just not payin for atm

Iv had frogs before. Not an African rain frog though. I want a snake

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Goinindry.net

bitethepillow.org

Only faggots use lube

>I want one
What for? Are you French?

KY2 reporting in

Americans have to.

G74 reporting in

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I think it's quaint that all the locals in Glasgow wear their national dress on a night out, a beer stained vest

What does wanting a pet snake have to do with being French?

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Tfw you're the only cunt in Dalmuir that can't get weed.

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>rain frog
>french eat frogs

Faggot can't even read!

I said I wanted a snake you autistic fuck

Now see here Jimmeh

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>African rain frog! I want one
???

>vegetables
You a poof or something?

Guis I have a question. Why is every blacksmith in every videogame scotish? Is that because you have a famous blacksmith in your folklore or what?

Yeah William Wallace

It's because we're hard as fuck

Really? He was a blacksmith?

Well sir that's a common fact

Yeah, he's famous for forging very long 6ft swords called bravehearts, and that's why the film was named as such.

Something tells me you are fucking with me but whatever