Post only the VERY best good looking footballers; those that you would LITERALLY go gay for

Post only the VERY best good looking footballers; those that you would LITERALLY go gay for.

I wouldn't "go gay" for anybody as I am gay

Fag.

But Fernando Llorente is quite good looking

good post.

he's literally an Adonis.

>hey user why don't you come paddle out with me?

>work late at night with this young guy
>only us in the building after 10pm
>when we pass each other in narrow spaces I've had this urge to try and kiss him

I'm not gay, I don't think about sex with him. But I've had the urge like 3 times now when we work together to just start making out with him

Girl here. I'll name the best looking active football players from each country.

Germany: Toni Kroos
Italy: Claudio Marchisio
France: Olivier Giroud
England: Jordan Henderson (

>Spain: Álvaro Morata

objectively wrong

what about bearded messi

>Not being attracted to people based mostly on where they live and how much money they have

Do you guys even know how to be attracted to men?

1. Keisuke Honda
Great player, lots of international caps, good enough looks if you're into asian guys, good salary and in Milan

2. Steven Gerrard
All my family and friends are in LA, it's got perfect weather and I love it here, also Gerrard is already rich as fuck and fairly good looking

3. Eden Hazard
London is a great city, Chelsea is a chic hip neighborhood one of the cities of the world.

4. Angel Di Maria
Who can say no to Paris, also his salary.

5. Falcao
No list of attractive guys would be complete without a guy who plays in Monaco

shut up, you've not even tried to find your inner homo

Wow, a girl who knows her football, you certainly don't se this every day.

In what city in spain do you live? I've been there a couple of times myself.

Can I say Christian Pulisic as he is probably the only potentially world class player who is likely to be circumcised and not Muslim?

Even in porn Foreskin kind of grosses me out and I can't imagine Smegma and potential extra head sweat tasting good on the mouth.

>Implying that isn't my inner homo

All professional footballers are "hot" and frankly I don't want to be stuck in some shitty town like Manchester. I'm a snobby pretentious motherfucker, I need certain things

>Hendersperg

Lallana on a proxy confirmed

This guy

>not reus
>not griezmann
>not llorente

yet you live in fucking illinois you retarded fuck, fuck off

I live in Los Angeles

lol what a shit taste

Germany: Mats Hummels
Italy: Claudio Marchisio (agree on this one)
France: Antoine Griezmann
England: Adam Lallana
Spain: Jesus Navas
Portugal: Cristiano Ronaldo
Poland: Robert Lewandowski
Argentina: Sergio Agüero
Russia: Alexander Kerzhakov
US: DeAndre Yedlin
Belgium: Jan Vertonghen
Netherlands: Daley Blind

>US: DeAndre Yedlin
What's with Germans and wanting American Black guys?

I mean look at the US National team ffs

He's a handsome light skinned nigger, the German niggers are pretty ugly tbqh.

Yeah, i will do for him.

I´m a woman.

>Marshitio
>Not Buffon
off urself

I think it's because your country has an ideological tendency towards eugenics, so you're attracted to a race of people who were force bred for strength and athleticism over 250 years with just the right amount of Massa rape to give a lot of them that wonderful skin tone.

German blacks are just Africans who were mostly playing with spears until the 19th century, no master race breeding

Lightskins are attractive

>girl

>Halfway between glorious dad-bod and 6-pack
>Just enough chest hair to be sexy, not enough to be a sweaty child molester
>Those cheekbones
>That fashion sense
>That ginger beard perfectly highlighting his hair
>That passing range
>Those halfway line goals
>That record of competition wins

There is only a single option
My man Xabi

>woman
nice try pablo

> German blacks are just Africans who were mostly playing with spears until the 19th century, no master race breeding

I meant the German niggers on the US team, sons of American GIs, they're not that good looking.
Especially Chandler, he's one ugly mofo.

Well yeah, Mullatos can come out either fairly attractive or the ugliest motherfuckers on the planet

>Appears to be a genuinely good person
>Successful across multiple leagues and with multiple managers

How can anyone not like this guy?

Been on this guy since he was at snuderland. Seriously underrated rn

>your country has an ideological tendency towards eugenics
Yes of course, now if you excuse me I have to go to my mandatory Hitler Youth meeting to make sure I'll survive the Eastern Front

Peru: jefferson farfan
Germany: mesut ozil
Croacia: Luka modric
France: franck ribery
England: Luke Chadwick
Spain: jordi alba
Portugal: nani
brazil: Ronaldinho
Argentina:carlos tevez
Belgium: de bruyne
Chile: kalule melendez

>Hey user, can you give my feet a rub? I've had such a long day...

Just saying deep within your subconscious you still want that Ubermensch cock

This man

Paolo Guerrero is my boo

Best of every sport.

Pabla if you don´t mind.

kek

Hey are you gonna answer me or what?

>Girl.

she probably doesn't want to get murdered user

>Germany: Toni Kroos
Stopped reading there

No judging pls

Lewandowski is unironically the most attractive gommieplayer and then you name Milk as more attractive?

>what shit taste
>picks rat boii over literally one of the hottest Frenchman and even hottest football players in the world.
>picks Sergio agüero over bearded lavezzi.
>mfw

Nope.

Cavani.

10/10 jawline

Torres has always been a qt

...

Wanda pls go

who said you had to suck a dick faggot

No Graziano Pelle?

LESCOTT

>this thread

Excellent post

The Mexican Hummels

Move aside plebs, objectively the best choice coming through

Claudio Marchisio
Hames Rodríguez
Le Greasy Grease
Jiroo
Pelle
Noyer
Lewandowski
Emre Can
that meme guy from Northern Ireland whose name escapes me
Ramsey

no homo though.

...

is he..ON FIRE?

>England: Jordan Henderson (

Javi García went with me to the school.

We used to play together in Maria Maroto's schoolyard in Murcia and he was not that good.
We were friends and I usded to go to his home.

Now I'm a 29 years unemployed poor guy and he is fucking rich and famous.

What went wrong guys?

Javi Garcia is shit anyway

my husbando

>Not just going for the real hummels

Build wall desu

...

For real though Pique would get it

too obvious la

>Marchisio

Every time.

>Kroos over Erik Durm

ew

those lips

I completely understand this feel.

It's amazing how childhood friends who were shit at something suddenly became amazing when older.

It encourages me to live through my children and ensure they work hard at whatever it is I wanted to be (an f1 driver)

true aryan

Gross what the fuck
Stop talking about standards you retard

Mmmm

Did you get bullied by Tricky Ricky growing up?

fpbp

>perth
hahahaaha no

...without the blond hair.

>Gomez
>Aryan
Yeah... no

fucking engulfed in flames

he's super good looking (with facial hair)

no homo

I too, know this feel. Well sort of.

If Adam Webster keeps climbing the ladder at Ipswich under big Mick then I will officially be sueing him for breaking my leg in a friendly 12 years ago and putting an end to my promising career.

...

My nigga.

Although his lack of lips kinda turns me off a little

only right answer

he looks like Falco

>the GOAT still hasnt been posted

>tomboy

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Deulofeu

>no Australia

evritiem

step aside retards

the underrated GOAT coming through

Based Alisson

...

My god, he is so handsome