Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Barack Obama standing there

What do you do?

Ask him can he teach me and tell me the nation's secrets

ask him to eat a bowl of eggs

motherfucker you know you got us into this. stop militarizing and spying.

then I might hug him? I dunno. it's probably a scam lookalike

Ask him if he ever used canned air to clean his keyboard

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Slap him and ask him why he was such a pussy faggot president who let the GOP stomp all over everything he did. He kept his mouth shut instead of getting the democratic base pumped. Then he let the DNC lose state and federal congressional seats out the ass over the course of 8 years, and still he kept his mouth shut. Then he knew that the Russians were conspiring to get Trump elected, and still he kept his mouth shut.

Fucking pussy ass nigger worthless spineless president


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ask him if he puts tape over his webcam

start crying at the state of our government and beg him to run for some sort of office again

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THROAT PUNCH THAT NIGGER

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