I made "cookies", dubs decides what i do with it

i made "cookies", dubs decides what i do with it

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snort it

what the fuck

What does dog puke have to do with cookies?

into the garbage it goes

Flush that disgusting greasy shit down the toilet

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they look like shit. flush them down the toilet

Mix with shit. Add to blender. Bake again.

i tried okay, and thats all that matters

faggot

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Blend, then pour over butt.

Eat them off of your best friend's dick, you fag

eat them while posting in this discord

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It looks like you tried to make cookies with a recipe for crack

roll

What the hell happened?

Jesus user, just fucking stop.

it's settled, but OP won't deliver, he'll probably just do
because of how gay he is

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i followed the recipe to a T, i think i either greased the pan too much or im just shit

Don't ever bake again.

How much butter are we talking about?

Throw them in the trash

its rock fucking solid now. I could build the Wall with a brick of this. My mom makes them (same exact recipe) and theyre god tier subway type cookies.
The picture file is "too large" to post, ill figure it out and post in a bit

Most cookie recipes on the internet have dumb amount of butter and sugar. You can usually halve both and get decent results

I didn't even read your post before posting. My point still stands though.

>subway cookies
>god-tier

Sounds like you haven't had an actual good cookie in your life, user. I feel bad for you. What you did wrong, was you didn't pour in moderation and you definitely greased too much. When pouring for cookies, make sure you pour small amounts in circles that don't touch. If you like how your mom does it, ask her to show you how.

Jesus christ dude you fucked up big time.
Use a chisel to seperate the solid mass from the pan, crush the removed mass of 'cookie' and snort it

OP here, the problem was either the butane/propane mix i used to grease the pans or the fact that i replaced the vegetable shortening with lard

How did you fuck up this badly?

Eat it you idiot.

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Uh, I think there is more to it than that.

Hey I was in that thread

Good lord I wouldn't even feed that to Sup Forums!

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He failed us son

How can you fuck up that bad. My 8 year old cousin makes cookies that are bomb.

quick question: are cookie shards compostable? not like regular cookies, think more the cat in the hat cooking cupcakes type of thing

No that's not all that matters. There are literally hundreds of pages on the internet the are specifically for cookie recipes, and instructions how to bake them. You don't get a fucking trophy and a pat on the back for "trying", if you even want to call it that. Get your shit together and fucking figure it out or just fucking kill yourself you autistic turbo faggot

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