It's the year 90,000 BCE, you're walking down Uga Lu Chinka road to Bunga nu Wingum house to play x bone

>It's the year 90,000 BCE, you're walking down Uga Lu Chinka road to Bunga nu Wingum house to play x bone.
>Girl walk out bush
>Stare you
>She 14 moon cycles old
>What do?

Well, i'm forced by law to rape her in the ass twice and make her pregnant...

Damned laws...

OOGA BOOGA!
It's me Jerry.

>club over the head
>grab her hair and drag her home
>rape rape rape

Too old. she already has 3 kids.

>14 moon cycles and not being accompanied by a large, metal clad monster

Obviously this is bait

14 moon cycle and no one claim. Wat wrong her?

The lunar cycle is 30 days, brother, she's not even a year and a half old.

try to club her on the head and instead of knocking her out i just make her cry. and then get my ass kicked by the real alpha of the group.

Why bait?
You virgin?
I bang her head, drag home and give her bone
She has tribe elder issues.
Here is her sister, 17 cycles old.

Lunar cycle is 28 days, but who gives a fuck? This is a game you faggot.

retards

You're right, I'm sorry. it's 29.5 days, by the way.

Me get rest of dark man friends and make rape rape for many dark falls. Send girl home to tribe with dark man baby inside her, unless Tray-Ugg kill her like last time.

92,017 years and nothing has changed.

grunt, she saggy vagina this old. electric cave paint relate, me woman.

cute as fuck, would impregnate

Here me friend girl
Me fuck in dark

Fuck your hairy mother.

>She 14 moon cycles old
>pat little 413 suns girl
>good walk at young age
>go find girl 173 moon cycles old

Wait, girl not make rape rape to me! That fucked up!

>invent geometry
>turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>She 14 moon cycles old
So, 14 months old? Probably would just turn 360 degrees and walk away.

oogaaaa....haha. trick, not good.

here me not-me-girl-no-more. she 15 lunar cycle, too old, vagina look like roast mammoth. not good, me end, she mad, get hook-nose tribe man take half me stuff and give her.

A lunar year is composed of 12 lunar cycles. OP said girl is 14 cycles old, so she is a year and a and two months old. Retard.

Those are some big natural udders

...

Probably a life sentence

FUCK LIKE HELL

Hook nose tribe man always taking me stuff too. Me try hitting with big rock but hook nosed tribe man have many other men that do fighting for him. Me get bad mauling. Now me work for hook nose tribe man, take other man stuff. Good work, hook nose tribe man pay me with shiny yellow sparkle rock. Life good now, make rape rape and never need to give other tribe half of stuff, hook nose tribe man is friend.

AHHH I GOT DUBS ON AN UNDERAGE SEX JOKE WTF IS THIS SHIT

Me like you , me take you as a my mate. Ogga booga bukake!!!

>moon cycle
Is one month you fucking degenerate.