Do you like my duck?

Do you like my duck?

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not a duck / 10

How would you know? You a scientist?

look at it, it has a bill and everything

No, I guess I'm not. duck / 15

sciencefag reporting...this is most certainly a duck...note the bill and the webbed feet, clearly a duck

knuckles really let himself go.

I'M THE JUGGERNAUT

You do know that animal can kill you, right.

For a second there I though it was a dark skinned rubber duck you penetrated

That's a weird kind of doggo.

as a geophysicist I disagree, what you have is some sort of duck man hybrid.

its ugly u should of kill it

I hate niggers

Are you fucking stupid? Who the fuck mistakes a wombat for a duck? Kill yourself you autistic fucking turbo faggot

kek'd

you may be on to something...will have to further research

>wombat
>obviously a koala

Git-Neck'd

its a patypus

As an archaeologist I believe that this may be a living predecessor to the current hidden race of duck man hybrids who run shadow governments around the world

I find this to be quite a plausible hypothesis. I will write a proposal for an NSF grant to look into this.

What has science done to the duck?! They must be genetically modifying them so they can get massive duck liver Pate. Utterly disgusting.

Is this what you are referring to?

not a scientist just an australian that there is not a duck

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platypus

It's not a duck dude it's obviously a panda

You can tell by the way it's flexing its trapoids

is that a sumo wrestler duck?

aussie mutation

i think your duck has autism

apparently not australian enough, because that's an echidna.

Hes trying his best
Pls no bully duck

check out this flying squirrel my friend caught.

Godspeed

I only believe in them, I don't know what they look like

this is snowball he is my pet "moist dwarf hamster" im trying to dry him off with no success :(

he's moister than an oyster

As an Astrophysicist I'm certain this is a peruvian half-bald eagle

very rare

moist dwarfs need to be kept moist user!

Yes it is dummy.

I'm with you. Definite echidna.

i didnt kno they had enchilada's in aus

I could really go for some enchiladas now. Dinner is now decided. Thanks user

It's a tarp!

As a linguist I can assure you that if we all agree "duck" is an appropriate term for the living thing pictured in OP's image then it is a duck, no further questions asked.

No semiotics pls ;_;

With "no" you mean you really like semiotics, right?

"yes"

>reality is a social construct
No it isn't, and you're a faggot.

Cool! What is your favorite kind of "duck"?

(you)
Here you go, buddy. Keep the change! You earned it.

rum duck /10

I think he has autism.

No, autism in ducks looks very different. Please compare the images. Looks very different.

This duck! What's yours?

Pretty sure that's an enchilada, learn your animals fool.

THAT NOT DUCK THAT SNEK!!!!

Gee I'm sure glad they blurred that one out

This is me feeding my house duck. Ducks love water and skin contact!

Oh wow, that's so cool! I'll try it with my duck later

I love it!
I would totally let it drink my blood.

that little son of a bitch looks like he could kick my ass