Looks like he ate that 'za behind the scenes

Looks like he ate that 'za behind the scenes

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what the fuck

Are you retarded? He looks for for a guy his age

Is he okay?

He's in great shape for his age he just has an odd body shape.

He is a for for guy for you

fit*

Dude is nearly 50; looks pretty good for his age

What the fuck is going on with his upper body?

Plz tell me its photoshopped lol

whats he gonna do after he finds him?

Why is he so hairless

Low test

large chest, probably from all the yelling

>yfw he's only 49

looks like his face is melting off, or he has too much skin or something

I figure if you can see the veins in your bicep you're in pretty good shape

HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING LOBSTER LMFAO

>49 years old
>apparently runs marathons
>that fucking Lohan tier body
lol, here's Brad Pitt at 50 in Fury

his face looks like a catchers mitt

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seperated at birth?

why is his chest muscles like deinflated balloons?

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He cycles and does triathlons. He probably shaves his whole body.

He needs to cycle some clenbuterol if you know what I mean.

I'd let him panhandle me all day

he is not natty

I'm almost positive he has a lower bodyfat% than half the people who post here

what do you call pecs like that?

"i swear to god i'm not holding it in"

and he still looks fat lmao

ITS RAW lmao fat cunt

FRIDGE
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kek

I would go with 90% m8

Nice gyno surgery scars.

y is this makin me laff so hard

Is that a tummy tuck scar?

I think so, yeah. His stomach does look very weird

Gyno surgery, lipo, and abdominoplasty i.e. tummy tuck.

Not to mention hair transplants that didn't do shit.

He has evolved to withstand car crashes.

someone post the picture

he was handed everything in life and cried when he wouldn't become a professional soccer player

Cooks should be fat

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Lol sucking in that much

He is the might of the Imperium

>bland
>old
>doughy in the middle

Thank you darling, im done with this chef

Separated at birth?

The absence of pecs is what make this so weird.

that face everytime

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look like a fucking quail

'za is my new favorite meme

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Pitt is an actor who is being paid to look fit as fuck. Gordon is a chef who works insane hours, and is a fucking chef so who cares how he looks?

>hurr durr memes and shit
Seriously you're a faggot

>Gordon is a chef who works insane hours, and is a fucking chef

You realize Gordon hasn't run a kitchen for fucking years.

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better version

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I can't stop laughing at this.

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Damn. What happened?

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Lookin' hot, Gordie. All I ever wanted was for his face to be more feminine, and now I can jack off properly.

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Marco is the superior celebrity chef.

There's hardly any fat on him though.

Marco is a hollow, broken husk of a man that he once was.

It's like if Jon Snow learned how to cook and also was super homosexual.

>smoking

At least his personality isn't completely fabricated like Gordon's.

>advertises premade chicken stock

>he acts like a butthole all the time and nobody likes him
>that's genuine, that's cool

>gordon gets mad at idiots on a cooking contest show
>man that guys fake i know i've seen him act normal and in control before but how dare he not be just one way all the time

It doesn't make for good television though.

It's depressing watching Marco. It's like seeing bricks fall off a castle.

As fake as Gordon is he consistently provides lulz.

It's so funny to see Gordon trying so fucking hard, yet never being able to be half as cool as Marco

Did he destroy his body with surgery or something?

He has the look like hes sucking in his belly but i dont think he is

Kek

he looks like a curlbro which he is

>Marco is the superior celebrity chef.

>>gordon gets mad at idiots on a cooking contest show

All of the anger is completely fake. Gordon learned all that screaming at chefs shit when he worked for Marco.

>h-he looks good for his age!
Lmao yeah nah

He's clearly had a bunch of cosmetic work done. The fact he looks like he's sucking it in yes still has very visible obliques tells you he's fake.

His chest also looks like shit.

Daniel Craig is 48 and looks amazing. Yes you can accuse him of steroids but his workout routine was legitimate, it's available online. And even if he roided, that's more natty than a fucking tummy tuck.

Ramsay is a poof

stock cubes have been in use for several hundred years. they're a perfectly legitimate way to properly cook food from scratch. marco did nothing wrong, it's not like i'm peddling turkey twizzlers

>not ottermode
>not bearmode
What mode is he in rn?

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He has pretty decent calves since he used to play soccer

SIMPLE, RUSTIC, STUNNING

Physique, sliced and shot.
'Za... IN.
Swim for 2.4miles
Done.

What? He has a huge core and pretty big quads, fairly small arms. He looks the opposite of a curlbro.

Thank you for that, user.

But that hollow, broken husk still has more intensity and humanity than most of us

alien-impersonating-dadbod-mode

Former fridgemode who went full 'zamode

why does everybody i like get memed on on Sup Forums
first james rolfe, then brendan fraser, now gordon ramsay. next you'll take john belushi and arnold schwarzenegger from me

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Looks good for his age. His face is a bit rough though.

>large torso, small arms
>curlbro
what did he mean by this?