in highschool

> in highschool
> not a beta, kinda a stud
> gets love poem (image related)
> I'm pretty sure who it is because of the riptide quote
> not interested in her and not looking for a girl (and she hasn't shaved her fucking arms)
So trips decides what I write back
> ANYTHING GOES

"Gab es denn da einen Unrat, eine Schamlosigkeit in irgendeiner Form, vor allem des kulturellen Lebens, an der nicht wenigstens ein Jude beteiligt gewesen wäre? Sowie man nur vorsichtig in eine solche Geschwulst hineinschnitt, fand man, wie die Made im faulenden Leibe, oft ganz geblendet vom plötzlichen Lichte, ein Jüdlein."

Whatever this is

Eat my dick you fat hairy mongoloid
Im not good at poems
Hitler did nothing wrong

"I love you, I want to have babies with you. You are perfect please marry me and let us heil Hitler together."

Fuck!

Holy shit!

"Are you [Insert Name Here]? If so, GREAT! I can't wait to have someone to tell my conspiracy theories too (especially my theory on why Hitler did nothing wrong), and share my love of anime with. Just warning you though, I am a brony, so we are gonna watch MLP too. Rawr XD

Signed, your new sex slave."

If she still wants you, have sex.

This is more than 10 words so im not gunna bother fucking reading it (say that)

FUCK SO CLOSE

That's sad OP. She's fully aware she kicks ass and you'll probably fade away unless you get with her and do amazing things. Yet, you won't, so go fuck some drunk sluts and have a nice time, keep that poem in mind and when you play rewind, I mean when you play rewind, try not to think about how things could be different because this is exactly what you planned. After all, it's not about the sand it's about the rocks and the shock and appeal fades faster than it feels when the moments get lost in demand.

Kek

Hey I like you too can we meet after school?

Let's Reroll to this until we get it

Tell her you want her to fuck the faggot out of you

(Op here) I'm a blunt person and hate this cheesy kind of stuff, and I've already been talking to another that i click with a lot more, but I think everyone enjoys being a dick sometimes

Rerollerino

I have herpes, because of all my affairs with older married men.

I don't need you, hairy whore.
Your poem sucks. Poetry 0/10.
Maybe start reading some books so you won't be this pathetic next time.
Kill yourself.

Sorry, I'm not interested, thankyou.

I love you

im gonna nut

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roses are red
my dick is big
please fuck me
in your vig

Too long, didnt read.
Also fuck you

WINRAR

WINRARINO

Haha this is perfect!

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OP Please deliver!

Yeah whatever dude I wish some girl wrote me a damn poem like that, is what I'm saying.

You're already a winrar

plz op

This. And pic for proof. And come back with greentext.

>inb4 OP is a faggot

wowza i did it

Ill do it pics and everything but you guys are gonna wait till Monday, I'll post it at exactly 7:30 on Monday pretty sure most of you guys are gonna miss it since the thread died

What time zone op

Nope im still here op. What time is it where youre at for reference

am still here

CENTRAL TIME ZONE

filthy weeb

This was OP, sorry
Central time zone

7:30 AM?

To long didn't read.

(Op here)
MONDAY 7:30 PM CENTRAL TIME

You better deliver you faggot

Fucking yes

Join the DPRK in its just fight against the south Korean imperialsits