Hahahahhaha

>26%

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>74% liked it

your point?

Jesus christ

>74% of 66k people liked it
>most of them checked they liked it before it was even released

wait till it gets to 140k votes before commenting on the user score

ahh fuck these evans edits are gold

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So it's basically a meme to hate on DC films at this point..?

>its a meme to hate on bad movies
no, its just the only redeeming quality they have

the only entertainment to come from shit is mocking it

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You know WB owns RT?

No.

If there shit was actually decent, then the hatred would be a meme. But since DC is putting out shit after shit, the hatred is just natural.

>he doesn't have fun watching shit franchises fail
Don't worry, when Marvel gets his first rotten we will implode in laughter.

This. I work at Rotten Tomatoes and my father is a Nintendo.

When Civil War came out, Disney came to me with two tickets to see this great movie where I had tons of fun. I had to give them a good rate otherwise they threatened to force me to watch BvS instead.

What did he mean by this?

yeah, but do you know the reviews on RT arent from WB?

fuckin tard.

What are your top 10 films of all time?

He's just paraphrasing Destructin' Danny

Reading the reviews on RT. Amazing.

>The film is a misogyny smorgasbord, from the way Robbie’s hot pants were apparently digitally shortened to cup her rear that much tighter, to the two(!) scenes in which a man punches a woman in the face for laughs. (In the second one, the guy says the woman had it coming because she had a mouth!)

>having a top ten and putting them in numerical order.

sorry I dont have autism

are rotten tomatoes always this rough with their consensuses?

>shit skin praising capeshit
NO surprise

More.

>This film will trigger you, so don't see it if you know any aspect of the film/any character you are familiar with. It will no doubt open stuff you don't want to even think about or relive.

kek

>hes a coward outsider

As expected from a cape tourist.

AVClub's is currently my favorite.

>Can we please stop fetishizing Margot Robbie? Because this summer has been fucking excruciating. I had hoped that Suicide Squad would be a counter to that hideous, incoherent Vanity Fair profile of her. The piece reduced a crazy talented and by-all-accounts hardworking woman to a bizarre metaphor about Australia, but at least it looked like she was going to have her comeuppance when she appeared as Harley Quinn in the DC blockbuster. Alas, the movie can’t take its mind off her ass long enough for her performance to acquire any range.

>And that’s the Robbie conundrum. She’s constantly turning in exciting work, proving her abilities as an actress, and yet she is perpetually portrayed as an object to be obtained and/or leered at. Her sexiness is viewed as something she has to overcome, as indicated by a recent video essay by Kevin B. Lee on Fandor, which endeavors to “trac[e] one woman’s journey toward being seen as more than just another hottie.” It notes that nudity and sex are involved in eight of her first 10 film roles. Robbie’s never been able to quite escape the fact that after she enters her first major film, a man whips out his dick and starts masturbating. Now Harley, according to BuzzFeed’s Alison Willmore, is “damaged dolly jerk-off material.”

>Suicide Squad is on par with Green Lantern and worse than the Room
Untrue
I kinda enjoy it, don't love it, but I certainly don't see the rampant hate being justified.
You've never seen it

>quoting Crash It Crane

Some other faggot triggered by Harley's flashback.

>The romance between Joker and Harley is supposed to be problematic, with Harley often wanting to break free of his unhealthy grip on her. In Suicide Squad, Harley is full-on in love with the Joker, waiting for him to come save her. She is his slut in distress. Sorry to use that word, but that’s totally the revolting way Harley is depicted in that movie.

>She tells the other members of the team that they are pussies and at the end it is revealed that her dream is to be a housewife and have two kids with the Joker who would be in that scenario a respectable businessman.

absolutely halal

Racism, misogyny.

>Suicide Squad is worse than Batman v Superman. No, we didn't think it was possible either. It’s enough to make you lose faith in Hollywood, superheroes, men, Jared Leto, and yourself.

>Lots of other reviews have talked about how misogynistic and racist the film is, and, oh, it is.

how did Reynolds go from that to Deadpool?

>americans

Rolling Stone faggotry.

>The film keeps slotting her back into blood-specked fetish-object mode, a reduction rather than a reclamation, merely one man's "fire in my loins, the itch in my crotch." (That's a line from the Joker, by the way, and not from a Vanity Fair profile.)

>Somewhere out in the world, there's a cut of Suicide Squad that has all of Robbie's takes playing off each other like funhouse mirror reflections, and would showcase what could very well be a definitive — or less demeaning — screen version of Harley. That movie is not what you'll get when you plunk down your cash to soak in the supervillain sound and fury this weekend. Instead, we have to live with a compelling, flawed Clown Princess of Crime and her wisecracks, and what could still be a star-making turn for Robbie if this beached whale of a blockbuster doesn't sink her career. She's still the most livewire thing about this endeavor. Give her a solo film and a girlfriend. Explore her contradictions. Pass her some gasoline, a match and let the lady watch the world burn her way.

74 audience though. That's the key value

for Warner Brothers to own Rotten Tomatoes, yet still allow bad reviewers to be featured on their website show their honesty and gains my utmost respect.

now show me a Disney owned website that allows bad reviews of Disney films to be shown.

>how did Reynolds go from that to Deadpool?

from DC to MARVEL

THEY ARE ALL SJWS
THE MOVIE IS ACTUALLY GOOD

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How can you be this stupid and still function enough to type an almost sentence on the internet?

Somebody cast Cavill as a Marvel character so he can be happy.

>While it surely wasn’t Warner Bros’ intention, Suicide Squad often feels like the film equivalent of a crumpled note passed to the anti-Ghostbusters trollsoutside detention. "See?" it seems to say. "At leastwehaven’t forgotten you. We’ve got tube tops and gussets and proud but tormented men, and a scene in which Will Smith (as Deadshot, the world’s greatest marksman) shoots a wide range of deafening projectile weapons to a rousing pop music soundtrack.

This makes my day. Some annyoying obese neckbeard where i work has been talking up this shitfest for a year. He spends 1/2 his day talking about capeshit and has hundred of those gayass funko fag dolls in his cube. Been talking about how he's going to see this twice on opening day. I hope he an heros because it was so bad. He was vicerally upset at bvss so i have my fingers crossed

>films

Capeshit is pure movie tier trash you pleb

>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg

>"A sweet-faced boy of twelve told me proudly that he had seen Star Wars over a hundred times? I said, 'do you think you could promise never to see Star Wars again?' He burst into tears. I just hope the lad, now in his thirties, is not living in a fantasy world of secondhand, childish banalities"
- Alec Guinness

>"I don't think they are making [comic book movies] an elevated art form, I think it's still just Batman running around in a stupid cape.. It's for kids, it's adolescent in its core. "
- David Cronenberg

>"I don't want to see or make films about super heroes that fly around in spandex and a cape solving the problems of the world. I think it's fine for children, children of all ages by the way, but it's not for me."
- William Friedkin

>“They have been poison, this cultural genocide, Because the audience is so overexposed to plot and explosions and shit that doesn’t mean nothing about the experience of being human.”
- Alejandro Iñárritu

>"Superman makes me vomit, Batman and all of that. That whole empire... this religion... It is so important that superheroes suffer... I don't give a damn, I shit on the United States."
- Alejandro Jodorowsky

>"To my mind, this embracing of what were unambiguously children's characters at their mid-20th century inception seems to indicate a retreat from the admittedly overwhelming complexities of modern existence"
- Alan Moore

>"The movies are for children but they don't want to admit that... There is a small group of fans that do not like comic sidekicks. They want the films to be tough like The Terminator, and they get very upset and opinionated about anything that has anything to do with being childlike."
- George Lucas

>he was viscerally upset at BvS
KEK. Let's hope he kills himself too, BvS was genuinely good.

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because Warner Brothers are honest and allowing the reviews through, you stupid cunt.

or dont you think everyone would get suspicious if RT suddenly started only showing the good reviews?

holy fuck youre special.

Why do they care so much about Harley? I get that she was in the trailer a lot, but when was this decided that a capeshit movie would be Robbie's breakout movie?

What were they expecting for a character that's crazy and in a relationship with the king of crazy?

>>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
>- Simon Pegg

Simon Pegg wrote a Star Trek movie where a Beastie Boys song is a major plot element.

Kek
Can't wait for the WW one.

>that audience score

I don't understand most of these guys.
They all make movies that are as unreal as capeshit, but they bash on capeshit for being unreal (and therefore childish).

I don't even like capeshit and I actually like a lot of those guys' movies, but in the end of the day it is still fiction with no inherent value.
It's extremely ironic to see Simon Pegg, Cronenberg, Friedkin, Iñarritu, Lucas and Moore bashing on capeshit because "it doesn't mean anything" or "it's so silly and unreal" when their movies are the same flavour of silliness and unreality.

That doesn't make what he said untrue.

Go back to spamming cuck and child porn, degenerate /w*ifuist/fag

>BvS was genuinely good.

Lucas is saying "I'm making a children's movie, a movie for children" he's not bashing anything

i regret going to see this
fucking will smith and his conceited facetime-hungry ass didn't even do the deadshot character justice; never had his mask on apart from like two short scenes

When did masculinity and sexualization become detrimental to a film's overall quality? Complaining about these things seems to be a reoccurring theme in criticism of DCEU films.

underage Sup Forums """""""patricians""""""" are the real cancer killing this board

If anything, the DCEU made more appreciative of the Green Lantern movie. Ryan Reynolds was alright, Blake Lively was hot, Sinestro was based, and it was cool to see all those background GLs from the comics like Salaak and Stel.

This is what underage Sup Forumsedditors actually believe
its a fucking shame they're not our sister board anymore

all of those quotes are incorrect

he's right

>>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
>- Simon Pegg

Doesn't Pegg's Tim Bisley use a very similar line in Spaced? I read that and just think of Tim for some reason.

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAAAAAD

There must be a Marvel plant working at WB trying to sabotage all their movies from within.

If Wonder Woman gets sub 40 I might actually start believing the "marvel pays critics to shit on DC" meme.

>Cavill appears as Hyperion in the Squadron Supreme movie.

With Sup Forums as our sister board we flourished and even /lit/ was scared of us

With people like you(capeshit neo pedo drones that browse /waifuist/ and spam evans pictures) we became a subchan

Fuck, I just realized this was from the Man of Steel. I thought it was from some indie-rock video for months.

The Major in GitS wears about the same amount of clothing as Harley. Will people say the same when her movie comes out?

>The AV Club
didn't that start out on The Onion? Or am I thinking of something else? I went to the AV clubs website and it looks like they aren't a parody site.

Sup Forums is boring dogshit

Sup Forums is its own thing, we don't need to be a rehash of Sup Forums or /lit/

if you don't like it, leave.

wonder woman looks like shit

>we
But you're not we, ishillforreddit82

>“damaged dolly jerk-off material.”
I thought that's always what she was. TAS gave her some individuality, and depth through her teamup with Ivy.

>with Harley often wanting to break free of his unhealthy grip on her
i've never seen a trace of this, is it true?

QUADS DONT LIE

>if DC/WB make another shitty film to add to the list of shitty films they've made, I'll believe in a retarded conspiracy theory

Holy shit

It's a real site, with some good critics working there

Other than Moore and Lucas, they're a bunch of pricks.

Moore is overstating the fact that it's escapism. Lucas is not even denouncing it, just saying there's nothing wrong with it.

Its owned by fandango

>he's still blaming a stupid namefag for my ability to BTFO DC fanboys

You know RT doesn't have reviewers, right?

> create a character whos a jerk off fantasy
>shes really the subject of systemic abuse and the audiance sympathizes

Nah fuck all that, shes still hot tho ;)

Bad move WB

>all these assblasted DCucks

Why is it everytime a DC movie comes out and gets destroyed for being trash, fanboys sperg out

>its not me!!!
Fucking kek
Like clockwork

i love how people just assume headcanon had to be pandered too.
Thanks deviantart.

Fandango is 30% owned by WB.

Learn my real name, and fear me.

Those are all very anti establishment fmmakers. What they are objecting too is predefined roles and simplistic stories preapproved and mass produced by gigantic studios.

Its not about being "realistic"

You JUST have the DCuks brain, m8

is green lantern "part of the dc extended universe"?

And it has two of the worst actors of today

Gadot and Pyne

" I shill for blink-182 " AKA " I've been trying to figure out ways to hide, but I keep getting caught"

I've not seen SS but BvS was average, 29% is pretty brutal.

What's wrong with letting the masses enjoy whatever they want and letting the hipsters enjoy their own movies?

Bashing on the mainstream is childish and petty.

>>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."

what did he mean by this?

Even if you """caught me""" (which you didn't, you're way off) what the fuck does that have to do with anything?

What's the next step of your master-plan?

What the fuck are you going to do about it "AMA About Jennifer Jason Leigh"?

Your favorite actress is shit m8.

Now stop "policing" the board, you fucking autist.

DC is shit, aside from Nolan.

Get over it.