I have to make an invention to help the tards at my school for science class

I have to make an invention to help the tards at my school for science class
Any ideas what to make

A school shooting

make a potato that's powered by smartphones

Make one that works

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Good idea
I might try btw this is my first Sup Forums post so i might mess up with something

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What is a powered potato supposed to do

seriously, I've never seen one properly dispense bacon

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Im a fucking student not a miracle worker

How do i link someone

Tards love shiny crystals.

Btw the tards arent full potato most just have shitty coordination and motor abilities

If dubs you must

Ok guys whatever ends in dubs i will seriously consider

Electric collars to punish them when they go full retard

thats a good experiment

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Im afraid i believe that already exists sadly

fbpb

Rolling for shit in a jar

bleach and ammonia reaction
chloinevapor.jpg
dies

Holy shit fpbp

Euthanasia drugs have already been invented. Thats a tough one.

What is that supposed to mean (sorry im a newfriend or whatever they are called now)

Fuck, if i can die ill have to consider it some more

Rolling for first post

>an invention to help the tards at my school
Time-travel face-bag.

Wait a second... the first post said to do a school shooting... a reply that said fbpb got dubs... i said ill do anything with dubs... do i have to shoot up my school anons

OH GOD NO STOP IT'S CHLORINE GAS YOU FOOL

>do i have to shoot up my school anons
Obviously.

More dubs. Confirmed

Oh fuck a second pair of dubs saying for me to shoot up the school. Is it destiny Sup Forumsois?

stfu if they dont know how chlorine cas is made they kinda deserve it

Yes.

Oops i meant

Dog blow up doll.
My dog keeps humping this big red horse toy ball all day long. It can take up to 2500 lbs of pressure. He kept humping regular balls to death within an hour and had to keep getting more.
So it should be very durable and probably smell like peanut butter and liver or something.

Is that supposed to help tards

Yes, dammit.
Start shooting already.