Why aren't you bisexual?!

why aren't you bisexual?!

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penises and buttholes are gross. men don't do anything for me

>men don't do anything for me


Untrue, since you're a man who regularly jerks himself off. Super gay too.

WHY THEN DOSTN'T WANT THOU TO BE OF WOMANKIND?

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I have better things to do.

Because the only dudes that don't repulse me are way out of my league.

like what?

Maybe I am but haven't tried the other side.

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The right cock, I guess.

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Because im not a faggot

my wife is bi

but being bi is not for me im no fag like pic related

i dont like ding dongs

I am. I spend hours every day imagining what a man's cock would smell and taste like, or how it would feel to rub myself on a guy and kiss him and slip his boner inside of me. And yet, I find women to be incredibly beautiful and alluring and want nothing more than the cuddle with a woman and kiss her all over and feel the softness of her vagina and hear the happy sounds she'd make while I rub my genitals against hers

nice.

Why did you use the album cover from Brother Sport

because pussies look gross

tits are good though

Because im not a big fan of sucking dick

because Panda Bear is cute

i feel like this makes a lot of sense

Because I don't have a mental disorder

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Idk but Animal Collective is the shit bruh

But I am bi.

>Brother Sport
The album is Merriweather Post Pavilion

good album, shit thread

good album, good thread

samefag

It's ok, you don't have to say anything. I can see it now, as I caress your hair and kiss the nape of your neck, your dress slipping off your shoulders and to the floor, revealing a lacy bra and panties set that barely does anything to hide your feminine penis. As you look over into my eyes and softly whisper "Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight." I shove you down hard, pull off your underwear and slide it into your boi pussy. Vigorously I slam into you as you moan in carnal bliss. "Yes!" you scream. "OP is a Faggot!" and on que I release my seed into you. After a minute of cuddling you make me a sandwich.

grade A++ pasta

I'm Bisexual but not for humans

you will be

you will be

Because thats gay

because I'm lesbian, faggot

it's literally *bi*

I am bisexual...

Good!

Yoda gets it.


tits or gtfo

>rub my genitals against hers

Are you autistic?

maybe. is tribbing autistic?

Because adding in aliens into the mix making me quatrosexual made it so much more exciting.