Did any of you even watch this fucking movie?

Did any of you even watch this fucking movie?

>seamless tonal shifts
>fun music
>quips
>quick paced editing
>cool fights
>interesting characters

They gave you everything you guys asked for. Why didn't you like it?

I did like it. It was fun.

It has the WB/DC logo on it, sorry OP :,)

It didn't have as much depth as BvS but it was definitely better than any Marvel flick.

Because it was not Marvel.

>seamless tonal shifts

Uhhh, did YOU?

They don't know how to form an opinion of their own.

I liked it though. I'm going to take my younger cousins tomorrow.

>The suicide squad gets sent on a mission to go fix a problem created as a result of the formation of the suicide squad.

Why don't you kids like the PS Triple?

I thought it was a pretty good movie.

don't forget your wife's sons too

>seamless tonal shifts
>Millenial music and Dadrock
>quips
>Horrendous editing (which by the way was made by a marketing group)
>Power Range tier fights
>""""interesting"""" characters
Yes mr. Cuck, this is what i wanted.

>It's a DC shilly mcshillington episode

The OST was shit. The licensed music is the same classic rock we've heard a million times before.
The tonal shifts meant no cohesive tone overall.
The fights were awfully directed.
The Pacing was shit because of the editing.
The quips were bad and didn't land.

The characters were fun, but focusing on deadshot was a bad idea.
>Deadshot doesn't make a strong lead, he's still an unlikeable character. The try/fail cycles on him with his arc towards getting back together with his kid fall flat. His entire purpose as the lead undoes everything strong about his character.
>Harley & joker got half of their scenes cut. And they're the only character's we have any reason to show interest with. Joker is still awful, and Harley's character arc is redundant.
>Katana has nearly zero exposition, she's just... there.
>The witch's 2nd costume fucking sucks, and she's the cartooniest supervillain you've ever seen.
>Killer croc had awful sound design and you can't understand him half the movie.
>Captain Boomerang has no purpose and zero character development.
>Rick Flagg is completely incompetent.
>Slipknot has two scenes: quick introduction & then he dies.

And diablo, who is the only likeable and redeemable character dies at the climax when everyone inexplicably becomes a family when there's zero bonding throughout the film.


I actually liked the movie by the way. But it's full of flaws around every corner. At least it wasn't as dull as BvS.

I liked it.
Not memeing, I'm going to take my mom to watch it i a couple of hours.

MOM'S

Interesting characters is the only thing they sort of pulled off out of that list that was actually a positive.

The tonal shifts were hardly seamless. This is especially true for the climax which bounced around amusingly from melodrama to borderline impossible to see combat.

The music was overdone, the beginning montages should have been spaced out over the beginning of the mission as people did things to reveal their abilities and character. I'd have loved to see a record scratch of Slipknot showing his back story as he tried to escape, just for him to end up dying right after it ended. That kind of bait and switch would have really set a more fitting tone for the film while also not wearing out their record player. Guardians spaced their music out, and even then the music's relevance to the protagonist made it all fit better into the sequences where it was present.

Very few of the quips landed. Especially not that "Baby I'm gorgeous" one that was accompanied with nearly 20 seconds of build up as he awkwardly pulled off his jacket. I chuckled a few times, but there were more stinkers than solid jokes.

Quick paced editing doesn't help when your pacing is this out of wack.

First fight was the only cool one there.

They ruined this film with too much edit by committee. I feel like an R rated director's cut could even save it, but what I saw in theaters was DC's third strike. They really should have taken the time to establish this setting better. I really want to like it but there movies have not been good.

neo/tv/ everyone

>They gave you everything you guys asked for
>fun music
>quips
>quick paced editing
Never asked for any of that.

This too. They should have really axed that aspect of the film. Given them something more stereotypically alien to fight so the focus could have been placed more heavily on the team and its evolution. Would have even made the Superman hypothetical at the start carry more weight, and outright start the threat off as an existential one. Would have made much more sense for them to have bothered rather than charging in not knowing what the fuck was going on themselves until nearly the end.

This. I am a marvel fan and I really liked this movie, but I don't like the fact that I'm giving a view to a competitor.

I've seen more positive comments about the movie today then negative. Professional reviewers seem to hate the movie. Sup Forums seems to like it.

>never asked for fast fun
are you sure you should even be here?

Because it is honestly a fun movie. Its practically a cartoon and shouldn't be taken so serious as like a batman movie. Its almost like a Sam Raimi movie. 7/10.

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After Doomsday being one of BvS's major problems, you'd think they could have avoided a climax involving giant CGI things punching each other, but no, they did it again and did it worse.

I certainly asked for the Joker to say "honka honka" and then ask for Harley to cuck him

post the link of the movie

I don't know if I liked it, I need to watch Half in the bag first

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Did seeing bvs make this movie worse? I skipped it to watch this and I thought it was excellent.

any camrips yet

Most of the shit I didn't like could be fixed in editing. Cut a line here, a little more scene there.
It kept me entertained for the duration of the movie. Only problem was this guy next to me in the theater and his sweats grabbing heavy breathing everytime harley or kuuhtana showed up. I swear he came when she said Mr. J

At this point I think critics think a good superhero movie = marvel tone, creative decisions, etc

This movie was great, and I thought BvS was OKAY.

>tfw patrician book taste but can enjoy fun movies like suicide squad
Feel good breh

Sorta did, yeah, I was constantly comparing the two while watching SS.

Another shared problem is the endless flashbacks, dream sequences, hallucinations, visions etc. It's a problem in BvS, and SS also does it worse.

>I skipped it to watch this and I thought it was excellent.

What possible reason could you have for skipping it, especially with the Ultimate Cut available?

I liked it.

Rotten Tomatoes' """"top critics"""" found it to be problematic though. All the more reason to go see it.

It got bad reviews and during then I thought critic scores were how much I would enjoy the movie.

>Rotten Tomatoes' """"top critics"""" found it to be problematic though. All the more reason to go see it.

More like pirate that shit. Nice try though, Goldstein

>Deadshot doesn't make a strong lead, he's still an unlikeable character. The try/fail cycles on him with his arc towards getting back together with his kid fall flat. His entire purpose as the lead undoes everything strong about his character.
It is not any fault of mine that you don't have empathy for the children of incarcerated criminals.
>Harley & joker got half of their scenes cut. And they're the only character's we have any reason to show interest with. Joker is still awful, and Harley's character arc is redundant.
The Joker was an original idea, we're given no reason to have interest in them other than that they were popular before the movie came out. Harley sucked.
>Katana has nearly zero exposition, she's just... there.
She had a flashback.
>The witch's 2nd costume fucking sucks, and she's the cartooniest supervillain you've ever seen.
Enchantress was EASILY the best thing about the movie.
>Killer croc had awful sound design and you can't understand him half the movie.
WE
>Captain Boomerang has no purpose and zero character development.
Agreed
>Rick Flagg is completely incompetent.
Total pussy.
>Slipknot has two scenes: quick introduction & then he dies.
Would you have really wanted more?

The top complaint about this movie is how sexist it is.

>Le Anti-SJW meme
Fuck off, they have a ton of MIS AH JO NIS TIC scenes in there.

How?

What did Enchantress do before this? She has been under government control the entire time, was she even a villain? Why does Blonde Lara Croft tell her boyfriend to kill her if something bad happens before she knows she has an important mission? Why hasn't she already killed herself if she knows it's an ancient evil which is what the question makes it sound like.

>saw all the spoilers in the past couple days
>decided to see it because it seemed decent
>not nearly as bad as the anons made it seem
>still had a darker tone, but you can tell the reshoots made it super light-hearted after the really harsher moments
>acting was pretty good, even for Harley and the Joker
>wasn't as kino as BvS, but that's for the best probably
>Enchantress' 2nd costume when the misty black shit was better was a poor choice
>Fucking Slipknot
>Why does the Joker keep not dying, for what purpose is this?
>Half the characters weren't fleshed out as others

Pretty decent, easily a 7.5 to 8 out of 10.

Diablo, best bro. RIP ese

>Dadrock
Dad will just close his eyes and enjoy the music

where is the guy who posted all the webms? i want to laugh again

Harley does get punched in the teeth a couple times and she also changes outfit in front of some soldiers. The villians skimpy outfit it also triggering.

>Joker acting
>Good

GIVE ME A W
GIVE ME AN E
GIVE ME A W
GIVE ME A LAD
WHAT'S THAT SPELL

He's baiting you, no one is calling it sexist. It's just messy and all over the place.

I remember when Slipknot knocked that woman out. That was pretty edgy. Like, "THIS AIN'T YA SISTAH'S SUPER HERO MOVIE"

This. I honestly don't believe anyone who gives this less than a 7 watched it.

I'm sorry your first taste of Joker was Heath Ledger. On a related note, isn't it funny how the Joker makes more sense now that we're adults? xD

No I saw a lot of people saying it was sexist. But after seeing it, I'm curious what made people think that.

Folk like that look for things that aren't there. That's why it's problematic, it's a figment of their imagination.

Wow, really makes you think...

What did you like about it?

But I did like it user, It's only feminist critics that are butt blasted

I liked that it wasn't too over the top and the portrayal of the Joker as a gangster fits in with the universe DC is trying to create. He didn't display the unstable "hahahaha look at me, I'm so right about society being awful like me!! hahaha xDDD", which is a good thing.

Granted, as hamfisted as his attempts were at saving Harley, it at least showed his criminal mastermind side, even if it was lite. I'll also give you that his followers in the rave costumes were pretty dumb.

It was nothing special but I liked it overall

my opinion exactly

But I can't help but wonder what kind of kino we would have got without the reshoot and all the shit that happenned

That whole enchantress part wasn't well thought out. They could have found a better villain

well it looks bad but more on Willona Rider resume, don't know how the hell she still has her job at the end of the day

On another hand the witch was still a given with or without the suicide squad, so she could have released her little plan any time and fuck the world up and the team wouldn't have been there to save the worlds

So all in all it's okay, the only plothole is how the fuck she still does have her job

I'm not a guy.

Movie was shit. Only good things were deadshot and harley. Everything else was a disaster.

>not liking based beaner bro

fuck off, you didn't see it.

I liked it

How does that webm make you feel, as a grill? You want someone like that in your life, a guy like Jared Leto?

When is Hollywood going to grow out of this capeshit phase? I'm really sick of it.

It should have been as one user said with Deadshots daughter needing money for an operation and with her about to get it when Batman takes him out and his money seized by the feds. Then at the end its revealed in some tearjerky moment when he thought his daughter would have died that Bruce Wayne paid for it. (since deadshot would have said he needed it for his daughters operation when he was getting ko'ed by Batman.)

It basically unmasked the Disney shilling.
DC made a Marvel film and still got bashed.
Now that they know the game is rigged they can return in making Kino.

>He didn't display the unstable "hahahaha look at me, I'm so right about society being awful like me!! hahaha xDDD", which is a good thing.

Fair enough, I could agree that it was an original take, but he was he just felt empty because they left nothing to fill that void.

Yes I did. Ask me anything.

I actually met Leto last year in my city. He was buying a fucking ice cream at my favorite place. I'm a lesbian. I went to watch for Margot and the misogynistic ass shots

>(since deadshot would have said he needed it for his daughters operation when he was getting ko'ed by Batman.)

>I need dis money for my babygirl dawg!
>she can buy her own Gucci purse *BAM POW*

What bout Enchantress though. Her first outfit hot af. Nearly jizzed in my pants.

>ask for Harley to cuck him
t. faggot who doesn't understand a simple scene

Me too. I thought it was great fun and they kept the world-building low key and subtle.

I also liked how the characters and story were minimalistic. The development was so subtle other was almost like there wasn't any!

>XD if my movie doesn't have a story I can't watch it lmao fambala

Have you even watched Mulholland Drive?

>Harley does get punched in the teeth a couple times
Badass psycho villaingirl who reks everybody with a baseball bat and a revolver gets punched. HOW SEXIST.
> she also changes outfit in front of some soldiers
We got to see her stomach and legs. LITERALLY PORN

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I think you dropped your fedora in the theater

Boomerang solo movie WHEN?

The music pissed me off. Otherwise I liked it

For real, it would have added something special to the plot, some actual sadness since Will Smith has those puppy dog eyes straight outta Fresh Prince.

>an entire movie about shiposting

it never fails

>misogynistic
I hope you're being sarcastic

It would be glorious.

I think you dropped your fedora on tumblr. Go back to get it, cuck.

What was he like?

Movie was decent and Boomerang was the best

You pretty much want the Australian version of Snatch. no references to Reckless Kelly by any chance?

Are you seriously asking that after the kind of webms I made?
Some friends wanted to drag me to watch Ghostbusters. I went with others to see this.

you know theyre bad guys right?

Does someone have the list of deleted scenes and edits?

>using the same insult again but with more neckbeard
>being this angry

Lol I was kidding before but I guess I was on to something

What kind of fucking ice cream does Leto like?

Messed up, it was two years ago. Cool dude. It was summer, he scarily looked like Jesus.