Take off the nostalgia goggles and rate this shit

Take off the nostalgia goggles and rate this shit.

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3/10, 2/10, 5/10.

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Honestly, this.

Terrible CGI, terrible acting, terrible dialogue, very good music, very good design, meh story.

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A New Hope was on tv just now. The script was shit.

EP I: 4/10
EP II: 2/10
EP III 7/10

9/10, 9/10, 10/10

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0/10
0/10
0/10

Star Wars and nostalgia are inseparable

HonestIy, this.

>Take off the nostalgia goggles and rate this shit.


All middle of the road mediocre wank.
Exactly like the ot

They were a good background story for the clone wars animated series, the pinnacle of everything in the current star wars canon.

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FPBP, now rate the other four

ANH: 9/10
ESB: 10/10
RotJ: 7/10
TFA: 9/10

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As far as memes go:
10/10, 6/10, 9/10

It really sucks that they wasted the best scores on these piles of shit, they are literally the only redeeming quality.

The fake sets and greenscreen backgrounds look so terrible in all three. That intro in Ep.II when the decoy's ship blows up, fuckkkkk

2/10
2/10
6/10

6/10
5/10
7.5/10

OK, garbage, great

2/10
1/10
5/10

5/10
5/10
4/10

ANH: 7/10
ESB: 8/10
ROJ: 7/10
TFA: 5/10

>Episode 3 is way better than the others

Love this meme.
youtube.com/watch?v=lSPc3Zi-YrM

i watch these films how they are meant to be wateched, as a kid so my opinion is the only one worth noting

EP1 2/10
EP2 6/10
EP3 5/10

5/10
4/10
6.5/10

Remember the hype?

TPM: 3/10
AOTC: 3/10
ROTS: 6/10
ANH: 9/10
ESB: 10/10
ROTJ: 9/10
TFS: 4/10

Clones was better than a Phantom Menace.

I meant TFA: 4/10
My bad

Shit. ROTS is enjoyable because of Sheev, that's it.

EP1: 8/10
EP2: 3/10
EP3: 7.5/10

EP4: 9/10
EP5: 10/10
EP6: 8.5/10

TFA: 2/10

TPM is underrated and actually kino, TFA is a soul-less jew cash in

1: 7/10
2:7/10
3:9/10
4:8/10
5:9/10
6:8/10
7:6/10
All in all good films

...

>no holiday special in patrician

EP1 3/10
EP2 3/10
EP3 5/10
EP4 8/10
EP5 9/10
EP6 7/10
EP7 5/10

Honestly I barely can, they were so forgettable.

1: Pod racing and Darth Maul, decent.
2: I vaguely recall Natalie pitman's shirt getting ripped or something.
3: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE, also decent.

1/10 for all of it. 10/10 for memes.

Why not just call TFA, EP7?

I will add it to the extended version but i'm too lazy atm

Yea the plot/story of AOTC while still weak, makes more sense and is less shaggy dog than TPM. When you look at TPM from a story point its..... awful. They leave Naboo to get help, get stuck on tatooine, do some bullshit, leave, go to coruscant, where nothing happens, and return to naboo with only anakin as the difference of what they had before, and he accidentally saves the day....

AOTC at least has obi-wan trying to get to the bottom of all this hush hush assassination and war games going on.

I don't hate them.

I think they are about on part with most of the blockbusters like Marvel and shit these days.

Not great, but watchable and forgettable.

TPM - 6/10
AOTC - 4/10
TCW - 9/10
ROTS - 8/10
SW - 10/10
TESB - 10/10
ROTJ - 8/10
TFA - 7/10

>The Phantom Menace
>hamfisted callbacks to the original trilogy that don't make sense
>made Darth Vader Space Jesus and the most important person in the entire Star Wars universe because he sold the most toys
>Made the Force a quantifiable power level instead of a binding spirit
>Created shitty Jar Jar Binks solely to appeal to small children
>Threw in a bunch of fucking CGI blue screen worlds and characters because George was too lazy to direct
>Kino

KILL YOURSELF. JJ is a true kinographer who understood the spirit of Star Wars better than George Lucas past 1977 ever did.

2/10, 3.5/10, 3/10

1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

> JJ is a true kinographer who understood

Well, I wouldn't say understood as much as he just copy pasted the script from A New Hope.

With 5 as a median = average.

>Phantom Menace
4/10
>Clone Wars
3/10
>Revenge of the sith
5.5/10

Phantom Menace is decent enough, but Jar Jar and Amydala tank the rating.

Clone wars is abysmal. They had every opportunity to improve it, but somehow its worse. Terrible acting, terrible story, terrible action besides the last fight without sabers.

Revenge is worth a watch occasionally but still very flawed.

Do you your Nostalgia goggles increase or reduce your score for the prequels?

With highlights from ESB

>he just copy pasted the script from A New Hope.

This is the sign of a pleb who can only engage with a movie in its most superficial aspects and can't understand larger context or meaning.

5/10
3/10
5/10

also TFA : 6/10

Glad you noticed.

t. reddit

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo > now this is podracing > zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I would rather watch any of these movies then sit through TFA again

TPM - 9
AOTC - 7
ROTS - 10
ANH - 9
ESB - 9
ROTJ - 10

4/10
4/10
8/10
phantom menace and attack of the clones have some redeeming moments (well, only really duel of the fates and a couple of memes from attack of the clones) but i feel revenge of the sith really brings it back for the prequels

2,2,7

>I'll call him reddit, that'll show him

t. newfag desperate to fit in

>The PhantomMenace
3/10 objectively shit
>Attack of the Clones
3/10 equally shit
>Revenge of the Sith
4.5/10 still pretty wank but better than the other prequels
>A New Hope
8/10 almost the perfect movie in terms of what its aim is
>The Empire Strikes Back
8/10 still can't decide if this is better than A New Hope or not
>Return of the Jedi
5.5/10 pretty poor if you view it objectively
>The Force Awakens
7/10 a clear improvement on the prequels and a lot of fun

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perfect

how can one man be so right?

Hayden 'Im so wooden there's sand in my ass crack' Christian/10

ANH:Kino
Esb:Decent/Overated
ROTJ: Pure Kino
TFA:Reddit tier garbage

fucking hell this guy's voice is like someone learned how to speak solely by reading a textbook on the biomechanics of human speech

Pro tip if you are nostalgic for these movies you're too young to browse this board
T. Kindergartener who saw Phantom Menace in theaters 4 times

[gif of lorne malvo doing finger guns and saying aces]

ESB is objectively the best though. Best pacing, best acting, best dialogue, most interesting use of the force, best direction, best action direction, best score, best cinematography, best entry in the saga in terms of breaking ground and eluding expectations, etc

My problem with ESB is how so many people only like that movie and ignore ANH and ROTJ I guess I got sick of Esb

Extended version is here

Redditors will disagree

5/10, 2/10, 7/10

GO HOME EVERYONE

Did the same thing to the original trilogy that the sequels did to the original star wars

Episode I: eopie farts/10

Episode II: 100% pure Eopie diarrhea/10

Episode III: the final act is fucking kino but the rest is hot garbage/10

Episode IV: 9/10

Episode V: 9/10

Episode VI: oh shit lucas what the fuck are you doing, the final act is kino as fuck tho/10

Episode VII: JJ "I couldn't create an original
movie even I you put a gun to my head" Abrams/10

Is this shit for real

I had to stop 3 and a half minutes in because even though I got past his robot voice, I couldn't get past him being unable to tell what was going on or which ships were which in the opening scene. That's insane levels of pedantry, or crippling amounts of retardation. He acts like he's never seen Star Wars before in which case, why review Star Wars?

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No, I was 9 years old

Le roger d'ebert

EP I: 2/4
EP II: 2/4
EP III: 3/4

EP IV: 3.5/4
EP V: 4/4
EP VI: 3/4

EP VII: 3.5/4

shit/30