WEST HAM MAN UTD EFL CUP THREAD 2

United 2-1 West Ham
Goals:
>Zlatan assisted by Mkhitaryan
>Martial assisted by Mkhitaryan

>Fletcher assisted by >de gay

62nd min

MARTIAL

Liquid football

>de gay

APOLOGISE

TONY MARSHALL

APOLOGIZE

This game is so fixed with Arsenal going out

First for Mickey Mouse

HE'S BACK LADS

Are we, dare I say it, back?

I have money on Man Utd, will they spill spaghetti or should I keep the bet until the end of the match?

CHAPECOENSE!!!!!!!!!!

is the #10 jersey a meme now?

Lovely pass from Ibra there

not this time

i think that top is a tad too small

We can be good when we want to be.

Regular front six of Herrera, Pogba, Mhiki, Mata, Martial and Zlat/Rashford and we're cool.

>first thread empty
>Man U score a 3rd goal
>Non English flags everywhere

Munich bastards.

United customers have finally put their phones down

Shut up

ABUS BTFO

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Watch >us start Lingard and Rashford on the wings again this weekend.

>Klopperpool will get to molest Utd in a Wembley final

Based

No Sky commentator

The only thing missing tonight isn't a Rooney goal.

It's a Mhiky goal.

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got the knife to my throat now

>Rashford
>not yet another speedy black englishman

>2 tap ins
>H-HE'S BACK!!
kek pathetic

>West ham sandwich

West Ham are pro when it comes to scoring in the second half

>Klopp in finals

Wouldn't be so sure m8

I thought Micky was fully fit now. Where is he?

>Being this angry about United beating a relegation threatened side in the mickey mouse cup

Kek

Dopey Michael Carrick keeps making poor judgment calls! Not on my watch. He's got to go - too old!

What station is this on in the USA and UK?

Martin Tyler has been so fucking biased tonight

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I'll take two assists

>that obsessed brazilian

Been fantastic tonight.

Please just pass the ball to Payet every time and let him try to score on his own, he's the only one who can do shit

>trans camp for kids
>America

Low energy Payet is not the type of player you ant representing your team - sad!

any Bayernfan here?

Criticising their best midfielder! Sad!

lillebror, sitt still i båten

Oh christ

Nah, you're just mad that we have a good set of players.

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>3-1 against a 16th placed B team
>APOLOGIZE

It must be such a futile existence, supporting a no-mark club that has achieved nothing of note.

fark, I'd be all up in that

Monkeys are so ugly

>swede
>writes in english
of course norway.

>Take out le dab man
>Win game with ease

Makes you think, it really does.

ew, the worst thing is that she thinks she's attractive

ah has he, fascinating
*walks off and talks to someone else*

PUNISHED WAYNE

Bloody Rooney

5 bintang post, your corporation is the best!

PO-

WHY THE FUCK WASN'T ROONEY BOOKED FOR THAT

If Mkhitaryan doesn't start the next league game, I don't know what Mou is doing

Pain Rooney

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>kick him in the face
>nothing
>the state of british referees

>Payet won't be able to play against Arsenal

>get kicked in the face inside the 6 yard box
>not a foul

why do the refs hate jose lads

>roonjury

Keep cheetoman out of muh sports. Thanks in advance.

the funny thing is the mourinho literally purposefully made that a reality by benching pooney a bunch

he looks hungry again

rooney turns to poopoo when he knows hes in every game

#campaign

At least you tried Wayne

>Zaza

Mr 6000 steps to take a penalty man

maybe mouyes was right all along

genuinely seems that the refs have been in the tank to be against united this season, sad.

>sell Di Maria
>buy Armenian Di Maria

For what purpose? The Di Marias aren't suited to this league.

Rooney angry

Rooney mad

Should have passed it

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Go to bed Ireland

>west ham

not been here for a while lads, is Ellie still about?

Another democrat who can't accept Trumps victory - sad!

fucking reported

but he's playing great

dat mkhi pass

I really feel bad for Payet, it's almost as sad as watching Alexis for Arseanal

Let Zaza take a penalty for a laugh.

>zaza

kek

how can a black girl have such a white body?

>Zaza

tfw you realise that the reason Rooney plays like shit for the first couple months of the season is because he's still carrying all of the weight he put on during the summer

He's the footballing world's Ricky Hatton

against West Ham

Zaza is at it again.

This, they deserve better

>schweinsteiger still not subbed on

w h y ?

Wet Shit needs to sign Hamaz Rodriguez