How can I stop masturbating Sup Forums?

How can I stop masturbating Sup Forums?
I plan to stop until the semester ends so around early June.
Do you have any tips? I also plan to stay away from Sup Forums because there is porn all the fucking time, so recommend other boards with hardly any porn on it.

nofap is a meme

And?

It really isn't though. The joke is that people think its a meme.

Im on nofap for lent just to see if I could do it and so far I feel absolutely no difference except being horny and sexuality unsatisfied

Nofap doesn't work, but watching less porn is probably a good thing

have you had wet dreams?

>nofap is a meme
I hate this meme, if you seriously dont think porn rots your brain then you are autistic

I lucid dream every night but they're all anxiety dreams, no changing the sheets for me

You are damn lucky if you have lucid dreams everyday.

then your doing it wrong. there is something wrong with your system if you haven't fapped in over a month and haven't had one wet dream. The body has to release somehow so unless its cumming out your ass, i would go see a doctor.

Testosterone kills men tho

>yes goyim you dont need test, just become a twink girl and live a degenerate life

It's easy, just lock your dick in, give the key to a friend and you're set

Mate you are retarded.
Too much of anything is bad for you.

Selfbump

Don't be a retard that stops masturbating completely. It is healthy to do it, but don't fucking do it every day.

I'll probably start again, but I wanna stop for a little bit.
So like once a week is ideal?

Wait. You think if you fap our testosterone levels will be "unoptimal"?

erase all porn from your disk and start jacking off purely to your fantasies

fapping isn't a problem, fapping to porn is

I have done the one handed jive at least 3 times a day since i was 14. I am 28 now have I done any lasting damage?

Well, when I get a boner I ooze precum so there's that.

You know the body just recycles what doesn't get used, there's nothing wrong with me, I'm just not the underage you think I am

It's exhausting actually. I never just get a break from reality, I have weird Salvador dali like dreams and I always wake up in a pool of my own sweat with my heart racing.

obviously you have been jacking it everyday since you were an underage. A grown man in his 30 will have a wet dream if he doesn't jack it for a while.