So I started a fire in the bathtub any advice on cleaning up before parents kick me out

So I started a fire in the bathtub any advice on cleaning up before parents kick me out.

lick it up like a good puppy

start an even bigger fire and burn down the house, that way they'll never know you set fire to the bathtub

Why would you have a fire in the bathtub?

Ash is hard to clean once its baked to a surface. Use some hydrofluoric acid and your good to go!

Soap and a brush obviously.
Have to ask. Why start a fire in the tub? Besides the water being close.

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Seemed safer than outside because water is closer

I had been feeling sick sso lots of tissues from snot so I thought instead of flushing them and blocking toilet burn with fire

Okay anyone know a way to wash out the brown? Also will acid actually work? Also what's the going rate for small wastebaskets

Damm son. How high are you? Doesn't your bathroom have a trash can.

don't use chemicals. poo on the tub, the shit is a natural cleaners. rub well, wait 1/2 hour, wash with abundant water.

Let me guess, you were burning something to avoid problems?

I really really want to believe

You make poor choices. Advice would be wasted.

What the fuck am i reading

Forget the stains your house will now forever smell of smoke and everything in it is now tainted. Great job you fucking shmuck

Use wet paper towels, get it wet with bleach and water. Rub and soak the tub wiping it down
Reaaallly get in there
Then run shower
Repeat until clean

I know sounds crazy. I'm disappointed in myself

Did you think this was a good idea? Do you do things like this often?

I used this laundry bag to sift out ash.
I am now preparing a stew of bleach and and ammonia to clean stain. Should I add in pool acid.

What staggers me is how you made it this far in life.
Like, to the point where you can read and write.

You fucking idiot you burned tissues in your parents house instead of throwing them out? are they just like 2 years of jerkrags or what

you don't have any copper laying around, do you?

stew has vegetables and/or meat. otherwise it's just seasoned broth.

>I need advice with chemicals. Let's ask b.

Make sure you get on your hands and knees keep posting

Also do it in your boxers to avoid stains

I thought I could handle it. I didn't anticipate that the wastebasket couldn't handle it and that it would stain

Yeah OP thats gonna help a ton

How the fuck did you start the fire for fuck sake kill yourself

add some salt, it will act as a mild abrasive and a solvent to the tar residue

Remember to breathe deeply if you have a cold. That shit'll clear your sinuses right out.

Plot twist,

you avoided a house fire by moving a burning object to the bath that's all they should think happened here!

You need some kind of metallic reagent. Bleach and ammonia doesn't really do the trick Op.

kek

Dude be careful mixing shit up in a closed room.

google "mix ammonia and bleach" before you mix them you fucking cuntnugget

use a straw to blow bubbles in the mixture to get it to mix well

google sperg

It's diluted

>mfw reading this thread

google "i'm shit posting and you can't stop me"

Is OP Larry David?

This OP, make some mustard gas so you can fucking kill yourself and stop dishonoring your family, you waste of space.

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Yes and add comet powder cleaner. It'll give it a mild abrasive to scrub with.

You are literally retarded.

Thanks for all the help guys I've got a fan working on the smell and the scrubbing is going great.
I'm using steel wool. And detergent
Pic related. Its the last stain

Wat

Let me clarify. When I say you are retarded, I mean the world would be a better place if your mother swallowed you.

How about breaking iit up into multiple batches and flush smaller quantities a few times? Faggot.

Good job, now quit fucking up. At least for a few weeks.

So, you know bathtubs are usually made of metal and have a coating over them to prevent water from corroding them, and you just scrubbed away that coating, right?

Why would you do such a thing?
Why didn't you just put the tissues in the trash?

which drugs did u take.
me is interedasted!

Do humidifiers work with liquids other than water?

No, the last stain will go away when you die.

gasolene

That hurt but I respect it from a comedic standpoint

Yeah but you need yo add bleach

I accidentally the bathtub

Odorless oven cleaner in the blue can, NOT the yellow. Let it sit for 2 hours, wipe clean.

Okay. The fans working on the smell in other rooms. I've still got the flu so I can't smell anything so I can't tell how that's going. I sprinkled toilet powder into the bath to kill the smell in there. How much do you guys think are wastebaskets?

In terms of price?

Under 10 bucks if you go yo walmart

How old are you? Do you has assburgers?

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well, one of the fireproof model you need... about over $9000

This is great, the typical old Sup Forums thread.

So it worked out my sister came home and did not suspect a thing
Thanks Sup Forums

Is your sister also high?