Who would cast in a Lolita remake?

Who would cast in a Lolita remake?

probably my cousin ;:-)

Genderswap for the 2016's! : )

me as Lolita

Why would Lolita need a remake?

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this isn't live action Shrek now fuck off

A nigger.

And you know it would happen. It's racist to cast white people as white characters.

probably the daughter from that the nice guys flick
but who could have the courage to play humbert that isn't james franco??

idris elba

you're mom ahahahaha
get it?

>film called lolita
>girl isnt a lolita

woah....

kim sae ron

humbert would be a white guy

>2016
>Lolita remake

delet

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A white man having his way with a teen negress?
Doable, but much more probable to get a "safe" dindu like Denzel Washington pump some white Stacy.

Also the humor would be completely lost in what is primarily a comedy, replaced with some anti-pedo message.

He said lolita not king kong movie

She has clearly been vying for the role

Elle fanning in 2009

Bird off stranger things

jordyn jones would be perfect for the rule

do you think she hates Ariel Pink so much because she's disgusted with how much she looks like him?

the obvious choice

Lolita the series
>directed by Dan Schneider
you cast the rest