We fucked up good didn't we
We fucked up good didn't we
Chase Wright
David Powell
Young Americans will get a shock of their lives when they have to conscript a chunk of them to send over again.
Especially now that Russia is pissed off again.
It won't happen of course, they will impeach Trump way before that. But as said last week, 3 months tops and he will be out.
Leo Williams
not good enough
don't worry, we will get there
Jace Bell
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Jonathan Turner
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Jaxon Rivera
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Mason Jones
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Logan Carter
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Henry Parker
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Joseph Sanchez
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Dominic Perez
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Samuel Peterson
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Brandon Nelson
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Luis Lee
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Benjamin Johnson
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Mason Fisher
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Dylan Ortiz
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Dylan Fisher
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Jayden Lewis
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Thomas Smith
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Bentley Sanders
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Henry Butler
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Colton Jackson
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Carter Hall
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Julian Wilson
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Easton Richardson
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Jackson Ross
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Kayden Wood
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Carter Ortiz
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Gavin Long
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Aaron Hughes
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Parker Turner
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Luke Miller
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Camden Watson
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Carter Miller
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Thomas Green
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Jace Wilson
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Owen Parker
Look at this Sasaeng who fantasises about Kim Jung Yeon because he has a 1 incher.
Please notice me senpai, even though I am a Koreaboo.
My 600kg of body fat prevents me from going outside, but I know Yeon loves me no matter what, because I spread all these pictures about her.
Charles Rivera
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Robert Phillips
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Jeremiah Moore
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Juan Perry
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Brandon Nelson
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Parker Gray
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Adam Lewis
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Ayden Jones
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Ryder Davis
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Liam Sanders
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Jace Cruz
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Jayden Murphy
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Nathaniel James
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Leo Garcia
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Gavin Smith
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William Diaz
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Xavier Nelson
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Dominic Bell
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Andrew Lopez
impeach him already...And why does the media believe the propaganda that Assad gassed his own civilians? Just think about it for one second and you now that Assad had nothing to win with this attack only lose. This looks like it was planed by the ISIS or some other low life organisation.
Zachary Bailey
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Aaron Sanders
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Jeremiah Garcia
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Colton Robinson
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Oliver Rodriguez
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Nathan Martin
Think I'll open 59 Trump threads today in honor of the 59 cruise missles that lost their lives for Trump.
Elijah Scott
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Eli Powell
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Nathan Butler
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Christian Roberts
Oh Shutup you fag everybody is tired of hearing it
Zachary Diaz
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Xavier Bennett
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Alexander Richardson
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Anthony Baker
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Landon Adams
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Jace Perez
Trump falls in love with a Big and Beautiful Wall.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the wall's building address. Never minding the strange zip code, he immediately looks up the wall on Maps.com, and is overjoyed to find out that the wall was built by and already owned by The Trump Organization.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Megyn Kelly, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the wall he found is not the same wall he fell in love with. In fact, the wall doesn't exist in this universe at all. The wall is the alternate universe counterpart to this universe's US-Mexican border, which has fallen under administration of the MC's version of President Obama, who is blissfully unaware of the dangers of illegal immigration. The other Trump has been stumped.
Hijinks ensue as both Trumps strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to build a big & truly beautiful wall. While the two chase their respective walls, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of IMMIGRATION.
Hudson Martin
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Christopher Collins
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Gavin Taylor
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Parker Long
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Lincoln Miller
A businessman falls in love with a political office.
Unable to be taken seriously, he is gifted with by a desu ex machina with the Guac Merchant Jeb's phone number. Never minding the strange spanish letters, Trump immediately calls Jeb, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a debate on Fox as well.
But, the next day, when Trump recounts the previous day's stumping to the Guac Merchant, Jeb only looks at him with a scowl. After some investigation, Trump finds out that the Establishment he called is not the same America he fell in love with. In fact, Greatness doesn't exist in this America at all. Gommunisms is the Country's alternate economic counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Populace's own taxpayers, who too is blissfully unaware of Gommunism's crush.
Hijinks ensue as Trump and Putin strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private bricks in order to equip the other with the walls they need to conquer the heart of their non-Muslim people. While the Media chase their respective tails, FREEDOM ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the GREATNESS of AMERICA.
Julian Ross
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James Moore
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Zachary Hall
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Ayden Howard
That's a unhealthy dose of Sodium Chloride you got there kid.
Samuel Campbell
A man falls in love with a country. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a Deus Ex Machina with the Republican nomination. Never minding the imperfect party ideology, he immediately puts his best foot forward, and is overjoyed to find out that the country has a crush on him too.
But the next day, when he recounts his overwhelming support and high energy rallies, the media starts calling him a bigot, a liar, and a fascist. After some investigation, he finds that the party he is running against is not the same one that the average American voter thinks they are. It is the political left's special-interest counterpart, who has fallen in love with his party's own SI self, who unfortunately failed to steal the nomination from him.
Hijinks ensue as the two battle in the arena of public opinion, and he uncovers her darkest, most private secrets in order to equip himself with the weapons needed to conquer the heart of the nation. While the two pursue their respective goals, DRAMA ensues as they begin to question the NATURE of the ELECTORAL COLLEGE.
Christopher Myers
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Brody Perry
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Austin Harris
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Lucas Adams
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Carter Ward
Trump falls in love with a Mexican.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the mexican’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the mexican, he only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the mexican he called is not the same mexican he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. He is the mexican’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with Trumps’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Zachary Robinson
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Easton Rogers
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Dominic Diaz
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Dylan Sanders
Trump falls in love with a Big and Beautiful Wall.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the wall's building address. Never minding the strange zip code, he immediately looks up the wall on Maps.com, and is overjoyed to find out that the wall was built by and already owned by The Trump Organization.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Megyn Kelly, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the wall he found is not the same wall he fell in love with. In fact, the wall doesn't exist in this universe at all. The wall is the alternate universe counterpart to this universe's US-Mexican border, which has fallen under administration of the MC's version of President Obama, who is blissfully unaware of the dangers of illegal immigration. The other Trump has been stumped.
Hijinks ensue as both Trumps strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to build a big & truly beautiful wall. While the two chase their respective walls, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of IMMIGRATION.
Jace Sanchez
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Levi Stewart
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Jaxson Howard
A businessman falls in love with a political office.
Unable to be taken seriously, he is gifted with by a desu ex machina with the Guac Merchant Jeb's phone number. Never minding the strange spanish letters, Trump immediately calls Jeb, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a debate on Fox as well.
But, the next day, when Trump recounts the previous day's stumping to the Guac Merchant, Jeb only looks at him with a scowl. After some investigation, Trump finds out that the Establishment he called is not the same America he fell in love with. In fact, Greatness doesn't exist in this America at all. Gommunisms is the Country's alternate economic counterpart, who has fallen in love with the Populace's own taxpayers, who too is blissfully unaware of Gommunism's crush.
Hijinks ensue as Trump and Putin strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private bricks in order to equip the other with the walls they need to conquer the heart of their non-Muslim people. While the Media chase their respective tails, FREEDOM ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the GREATNESS of AMERICA.
Hunter Sanders
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Jordan Hughes
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Leo Evans
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Angel Phillips
A man falls in love with a country. Unable to confess, he is gifted by a Deus Ex Machina with the Republican nomination. Never minding the imperfect party ideology, he immediately puts his best foot forward, and is overjoyed to find out that the country has a crush on him too.
But the next day, when he recounts his overwhelming support and high energy rallies, the media starts calling him a bigot, a liar, and a fascist. After some investigation, he finds that the party he is running against is not the same one that the average American voter thinks they are. It is the political left's special-interest counterpart, who has fallen in love with his party's own SI self, who unfortunately failed to steal the nomination from him.
Hijinks ensue as the two battle in the arena of public opinion, and he uncovers her darkest, most private secrets in order to equip himself with the weapons needed to conquer the heart of the nation. While the two pursue their respective goals, DRAMA ensues as they begin to question the NATURE of the ELECTORAL COLLEGE.
Colton Jenkins
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