Idk wtf to do but i need help

idk wtf to do but i need help

go to the doctor

You should go to the hospital
actually dont let it get infected and fall off so your stupid ass cant accidentally breed

Kek cut it off and chek

wtf did you do op?

Eat lays

Just a reposted dikke

Looks like you put it in a Beehive like an autismo and bees stung yo dick
Put sour creme on it
Also nice trips

Saline injection?

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cut it off, you have an alien in your dick

You don't deserve a dick. It's time to cut it off and be the eunuch bitchboy nature intended

nigger go to the doctor. put some penicillin and ice on that shit and drive your ass to the ER

He's just one of these 10-a-penny dick-pumpers. Fortunately, eventually it breaks the tiny blood vessels eventually leading to a dark purple, fucked up ruined and unusable cock. Good work op.

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Looks like you injected too much silicone dumbass

You tried jelqing didn't you?

And this is why you don't pump your dick.
kys op.

wtf is that?

>Not a single hair on the balls
>rest of the body is an orang-utan

I will regrett this for sure, but what happend?

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I wanna suck your dick and balls so fucking bad

You have a legit plumbus
Be sure to care for it properly

stop pumping your cock up with saline you stupid cunt

Kek

Checking those trips, you fucking idiot.

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Trips checked. What the fuck happened? Did you do something to your dick, or did you just wake up like this?

Holy mother of stupid what have you done..

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If your dick looks like that and you don't know what to do, you're fucked.

You should cut it off.

Stick a needle in it.

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Made sure that his idiocy does not contaminate future generations.

This OP
pop it with a needle

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Trips always show the truth.
So, call an ambulance, if you walk your schlong will explode.

You retard.

OP
I'M UTTERLY SERIOUS.
ive had this. You will be diagnosed with 'ballanitis' (google will confirm)
You have to go to the ER as soon as you can.
Yours is an incredibley serious case.
It requires intravenous antibiotics.
You are absolutely at risk of losing your dick and bizarrely your balls too.
You've developed this from shaving your area and some fecal born bacteria has got in a small nic (nothing to do with personal hygiene btw) and gone crazy.
Go seek help immediately.

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Image of balanatis taken from an emergency surgery medical report.
Yours is worse op.

Let my girlfriend suck you until it goes away

Just remembered that mine was treated with antibiotic AND antifungal.
Do you have athletes foot OP?
Then jock itch?
Then slight swelling of the penis for a few days (fapping felt AMAZING)?
Then woke up today like this?

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Shit nigga your dicks gonna pop.

Get a new one

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Also a lesson to you all;
STOP SHAVING YOUR DICKS AND BALLS
Man up. Youre not a fucking pornstar. Dont let a girl tell you what YOUR dick should look like

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more

Holy shit Op, you done fucked up now.

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Gone quiet from OP
hoping he's sobbing on his way to the hospital

That's why you only trim your hair you moron.

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Holy shit well keked

Cool i always wanted to know how plumbuses were made

so, saline injection?

That's a fucking tumor I pray 4 u rip

dermatitis or you are a saline solution injecting faggot.

kekl

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>You are absolutely at risk of losing your dick and bizarrely your balls too.

he found a dick he like and decided to repost an image literally everyone has seen and tried to pass it off as his own dick, thats what happened here. As for the original who fucking knows

looks like saline injection

> go
> to
> the
> doctor

Please stick to not being a doctor. You're very good at it

UNDERRATED!

poast moar just for the science

dis is why Sup Forums was created.. post porn, laugh at rekt cocks , faggots who cannot resits

You should stop injecting saline bro , but I know that isnt your penis and you just repost this image.

that is litterally a kids dick, but nobody is calling mods? where have all the edgelords of Sup Forums gone?

wtf nigger

descended testes and a developed glans says otherwise, kiddo.