idk wtf to do but i need help
Idk wtf to do but i need help
go to the doctor
You should go to the hospital
actually dont let it get infected and fall off so your stupid ass cant accidentally breed
Kek cut it off and chek
wtf did you do op?
Eat lays
Just a reposted dikke
Looks like you put it in a Beehive like an autismo and bees stung yo dick
Put sour creme on it
Also nice trips
Saline injection?
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cut it off, you have an alien in your dick
You don't deserve a dick. It's time to cut it off and be the eunuch bitchboy nature intended
nigger go to the doctor. put some penicillin and ice on that shit and drive your ass to the ER
He's just one of these 10-a-penny dick-pumpers. Fortunately, eventually it breaks the tiny blood vessels eventually leading to a dark purple, fucked up ruined and unusable cock. Good work op.
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Looks like you injected too much silicone dumbass
You tried jelqing didn't you?
And this is why you don't pump your dick.
kys op.
wtf is that?
>Not a single hair on the balls
>rest of the body is an orang-utan
I will regrett this for sure, but what happend?
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I wanna suck your dick and balls so fucking bad
You have a legit plumbus
Be sure to care for it properly
stop pumping your cock up with saline you stupid cunt
Kek
Checking those trips, you fucking idiot.
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Trips checked. What the fuck happened? Did you do something to your dick, or did you just wake up like this?
Holy mother of stupid what have you done..
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If your dick looks like that and you don't know what to do, you're fucked.
You should cut it off.
Stick a needle in it.
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Made sure that his idiocy does not contaminate future generations.
This OP
pop it with a needle
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Trips always show the truth.
So, call an ambulance, if you walk your schlong will explode.
You retard.
OP
I'M UTTERLY SERIOUS.
ive had this. You will be diagnosed with 'ballanitis' (google will confirm)
You have to go to the ER as soon as you can.
Yours is an incredibley serious case.
It requires intravenous antibiotics.
You are absolutely at risk of losing your dick and bizarrely your balls too.
You've developed this from shaving your area and some fecal born bacteria has got in a small nic (nothing to do with personal hygiene btw) and gone crazy.
Go seek help immediately.
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Image of balanatis taken from an emergency surgery medical report.
Yours is worse op.
Let my girlfriend suck you until it goes away
Just remembered that mine was treated with antibiotic AND antifungal.
Do you have athletes foot OP?
Then jock itch?
Then slight swelling of the penis for a few days (fapping felt AMAZING)?
Then woke up today like this?
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Shit nigga your dicks gonna pop.
Get a new one
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Also a lesson to you all;
STOP SHAVING YOUR DICKS AND BALLS
Man up. Youre not a fucking pornstar. Dont let a girl tell you what YOUR dick should look like
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Holy shit Op, you done fucked up now.
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Gone quiet from OP
hoping he's sobbing on his way to the hospital
That's why you only trim your hair you moron.
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Holy shit well keked
Cool i always wanted to know how plumbuses were made
so, saline injection?
That's a fucking tumor I pray 4 u rip
dermatitis or you are a saline solution injecting faggot.
kekl
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>You are absolutely at risk of losing your dick and bizarrely your balls too.
he found a dick he like and decided to repost an image literally everyone has seen and tried to pass it off as his own dick, thats what happened here. As for the original who fucking knows
looks like saline injection
> go
> to
> the
> doctor
Please stick to not being a doctor. You're very good at it
UNDERRATED!
poast moar just for the science
dis is why Sup Forums was created.. post porn, laugh at rekt cocks , faggots who cannot resits
You should stop injecting saline bro , but I know that isnt your penis and you just repost this image.
that is litterally a kids dick, but nobody is calling mods? where have all the edgelords of Sup Forums gone?
wtf nigger
descended testes and a developed glans says otherwise, kiddo.