Be Jonathan

>be Jonathan
>in love with a girl for years
>finally start talking to her and getting to know her
>she starts showing that she has feelings to
>hatch plan with her to kill monster that's been terrorizing the town
>about to show her what a huge badass you are
>have heart to heart. . . literally seconds away from her going in for the kiss. . . .

>MONSTER SHOWS UP
>CHAD ROLLS IN AT THE LITERAL LAST SECOND AND SODOMIZES THE MONSTER WITH A BASEBALL BAT
>USES YOUR HARD WORKED PLAN TO GET ALL THE GLORY
>RIDES OFF WITH NANCY IN THE FRONT SEAT OF HIS CAMARO, SHE'S LITERALLY FROTHING AT THE GASH

life is suffering

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Steve was supposed to die but the creators liked him so much they kept him in the show, so Jonathan's actor got cucked irl too.

In fairness Steve did nothing wrong.

>>in love with a girl for years

Are you assuming this, or was this a thing?

he's assuming

>in love with a girl for years

nice headcanon

>in love with a girl for years
When does it show that? what the fuck are you on about faggot. Stop projecting, he wasn't even in love with the damn girl.

who wouldn't pick Steve over this FAS weirdo

what can monster do against such reckless hate ?
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Pretty sure the lady at the police department confirmed it

this desu

Also when she first walked up to him he got completely flustered and redfaced

Did you even watch the show? That lady was just assuming to get the plot of NANCY to starting liking him.

He BTFO out of chad because he was badmouthing his family you dipshit.

>expecting the autists on this board to understand body language
this barely makes sense, the characters in the show don't know they're characters in the show

I meant that was a plot device.

So, you're agreeing with me, why would that line of dialogue be there if he didn't like nancy?

BASED STEVE STRIKES AGAIN

Johnathan is best guy to protect you.

>Also when she first walked up to him he got completely flustered and redfaced

He was a friendless weirdo, ofc he's gonna get nervous and redfaced when a stranger comes up to him to talk to him out of nowhere. Are you that much of a autistic neckbeard that you fall in love with every girl who comes up to talk to you?

That line was there to get Nancy to start trusting him more. It was a device to make her come closer to Jon and further away from Steve.

>people find Nancy attractive

at least edward furlong is getting work again

I think she's really cute but most likely has an eating disorder, I've known women that are naturally very skinny but their faces aren't gaunt like hers

lulz, I gave him the nick name FAS Leo or Nu-Edward Furlong

>dat hairline

So one of them has to die right? The love triangle needs a conclusion.