Watching stupid spymovie whatever

>watching stupid spymovie whatever
>suddenly the literal embodiment of the Goddess Venus descends into the scene and disables my air intake

I want to wear that dress

Thats not Monica

I want wear you wearing that dress

>literally the face of a pig

wew lad

I like Spectre, even if it becomes a complete cluster-fuck after they get to Oberhauser's base

>tfw no French gf

do yourself a favor and log off Sup Forums and rent blue is the warmest color

same

It's a shame when my feminine penis will have a boner popping out of it though =p

No, don't do that. Just watch the lesbo scenes on the internet and save yourself 3 hours of bullshit drama.

>that face
>goddess

nope

Absolutely. The sex scenes are all spliced together on every tube site.

what an absolute plebian

ew

didn't even watch the whole movie, but know that scene well.

bautista was the only good thing about this movie

>lying on the internet

she's too good for you

Solace is the best Craig Bond.

>the best Craig Bond
faint praise

Goddess? That is what you consider a Goddess? Good lord man, get the fuck outta your basement, fast, please.

Dude she looks like fucking Pewdiepie in drag or some shit.