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That's the future you white cis-male scum.

> implying picard isn't an alpha who can do whatever the fuck he wants

He looks fit though

Picard isn't alpha at all, he's a fucking pacifist pussy.

Someone didn't watch First Contact

Janeway is the true alpha

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Problem?

I think underestimate the feeling of having an open breeze flow tickle your balls while still looking professional.

What a sissy.

That fucking prop.
It's reused so much

Or Nemesis

None of the characters are themselves in the movies

do you?

Don't mention those shit movies.

Picard was plenty enough of a badass on the series that he didn't need to go fucking dunebuggying around shooting up aliens.

I mean, look at Chain of Command.

They even used it on Voyager a few times. Same thing with this laser thingy. It even shows up in non-trek movies and whatnot a few times.

That double laser thing is legendary.
It has to be one of the most resused prop.
I think I remember seeing it SG-1 too.

Which is worse? The male miniskirt? Picard in a literal dress uniform? Or this fucking jacket thing they tried to do for a few episodes?

fuk u fgt

proper barclay right thur

jacket is boss dubs confirm

Here's a clue for you, you degenerate pervert:

Mentally healthy people aren't obliged to accept perversion as the new norm just because a bunch of faggots want them to.

Go back to licking your urinals in private. The rest of us are quite sick of having to look at you.

and yet for every episode where he plays a badass there are two episodes where plays a complete wimp.

>"Romulan vessel, do not enter Federation space or we will consider it an act of war!"
>Romulans enter Federation space
>"You ignored my warnings!"
>"Btw, here's your injured spy that you sent into our territory illegally, we patched him up for you."
>"Have a nice trip home, I hope we can be friends."

Being a psycho is not the same as being alpha.
That's why we have bymonthly beta uprisings.

Do people seriously watch this show?

pleb confirmed

>implying picard isn't an alpha

To another faggot, maybe.

w2c

ANBO JYUTSU
THE ULTIMATE EVOLUTION OF MARTIAL ARTS

You know, boys, a good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring and a good velour uniform

>Show lasts for 7 season.
>Do people watch this?

That show looks like it was made for little kids (maybe it was)

Do people really take this show seriously?

Just got my wisdom tooth out. Want something to watch. Where should I start with star trek

Daily reminder that TNG was a woefully gay PC fest only suitable for faggots, sjw morons, cucks, and trannies.

Picard plays the long game.
It's not about waving your dick around every time someone steps to you.
Sometimes you have to wait for just the right moment to whip it out.
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Just pick a series and watch it. Its a TV show not rocket science. I recommend TNG, but just know the first season isn't very good.

Not an easy answer because the show has so much continuity and the early stuff is shit.

I started out with Voyager, which is shit compared to the good stuff, but at least it's modern and pretty comfy.

TNG is the better stuff, but it's hard to break into because the earlier seasons are rough as hell.

>hes still mad his ds9 had to be carried by characters from tng
im literally loling at you right now kid

the Starfleet uniforms in the TNG movies were the best and I will fuck you up if you say otherwise.

but that jacket thing is fucked.

>Picard has his jacket on at the beginning of the episode
>looks he's going on an away mission

>thinking anything is better than the TOS uniforms

Younger Brent Spiner will never play CIA in Nolan's biggest joint

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DS9/Voyager uniforms are the best.

TNG queers confirmed as not very bright.

NigTrek9 was a boring soap opera with a bunch of unlikeable characters, feminists everywhere, a token nig commander, and way too many space jews.

And you can quote me on that.

No way.
Too much black.
TNG phase 2 best

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>complaining about progressivism in Star Trek of all things
you're pathetic

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There's definitely something seriously mentally wrong with you.

Yeah the Jews got me with their mind control beam. Now I can't stop fantasizing about nigger cocks.

HI GUISE :3

If it wasn't for Fuller, I'd drop this so hard.

>thinking quark, obrien, dukat, and martok are unlikeable
>thinks others have a mental illness

I just want to know who thought these big Xbox buttons were a good idea.
The ship doesn't look terrible. The GGI does though.

TNG, DS9 , Use a watchlist for VOY , Never ENT

TOS is hit and miss, depends how much you can stand camp and padding episodes with reaction shots

I like how bymontly beta uprisings came to your mind first before weekly nig uprisings.

Chimpouts are chimpouts.

>weekly nig uprisings
Damn dude, the jews got to you too. Stop referencing nigger cocks.

>it's a "I actually watch Star Trek" episode

Even Shatner asked purpose it served in Airplane 2.

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Point proven.

Eh, I'll allow it.

I think your list is backwards m8.

No one cares what faggots think... except other faggots.

Lexx is definitely contrarian and Farscape is Patrician.
But the rest can move around

Its kinda cool senpai

>only gross, bearded guys are into Star Trek

>I'll never find a cute twink or trap who will dress as an Andorian or Orion for me

Why should I even bother going on?

you know what that reminds me of?

>trap who will dress as an Andorian or Orion for me
Why would you want that? For whatever reason EVERY trap has bone thin thighs and shit. They're not human.

Who made the costumes... Queer Eye for the Queer Guy?

I like twig-thin dudes.

Kinda looks like a varsity jacket, it would've been cool if they had names/numbers on the back in gold.

>PICARD
>69

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ok so you're just trolling
good to know m8

>buzzword: the post

You're a gay man aren't you?

F U L L Y F U N C T I O N A L

>Riker
>#1

FULLY FUNCTIONAL

>you want summat from shop lads?

Kathryn Fuck the Prime Directive Janeway. I think the whole genocide thing is trumped up. I mean, who's going to miss several entire civilisations she destroyed just so her shitty crew could get home sooner?

>so her shitty crew could get home sooner
If Janeway wanted to get her crew home sooner she would've accepted Q's offer.

We have to find another motive for all the carnage she's resposible for.

Seriously, who fucking designed Star Treks civilian fashion? It's always fucking terrible.

It's always, brown and beige and puke green jumpsuits or just a garish mashup of terrible materials that look like they've come from a bin behind an Upholstery workshop in the 1980s.

>that time that The Doctor's backup data got stuck on a planet that thought Voyager was a warship and put him on trial for war crimes

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I really liked that episode.

I mean, if you wanted to do decent futuristic/"alien" looking Fashion, couldn't you just copy/feature pieces from avant garde fashion shows?

That way you have wacky looking alien clothing, while also being fucking aesthetic.

It was really good

Lol, I always thought that guy looked so uncomfortable

Wow that body is literal perfection

You permqvirgins would say the same thing if she was 200lbs and had cookie crumbs in her mustache.

Fuck off redlettermedia faggot, first contact was good.

Whats with that guy at the top left? I looks like someone sliced the top of his head off.

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No

TIL kilts are for perverts

>faggots, sjw morons, cucks, and trannies
I'm not familiar with those alien races. Were their home planets in the delta quadrant?