AHAHAHA
HOLIDAY SEASON ALREADY? YOU BET. US BIG TIME HOLLYWOOD PEOPLE SHOOT THESE SPECIALS EARLY, AND MUCH LIKE OPRAH HAD HER FAVORITE THINGS, IT'S TIME FOR ORSON'S FAVORITE THINGS.
I'VE GATHERED UP AN AUDIENCE OF PHILADELPHIA SPORTS ICONS FANS, AND SELECTED SOME GIFTS THAT I THINK WOULD BE PERFECT FOR THEIR HOMES.
SORRY, NO RINGS ON THE BUDGET THIS YEAR
Posting in a OWG thread
HERE IS THE FIRST GIFT. YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT POST TO UNWRAP THEM, UNLESS YOU THINK YOU CAN ALREADY GUESS WHAT THE SURPRISE IS!
BASED ORSON
A PS4?
Is it a FAMAS?
THAT'S RIGHT, THE FIRST GIFT IS A FUEL CANISTER, BOUGHT FOR (FORMER) PHILLIES "STAR" RYAN HOWARD WHO HAD BEEN PLAYING ON EMPTY FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS.
THE BRAZILIAN SOCCER TEAM'S PLANE HAD MORE FUEL THAN RYAN HOWARD. HOPEFULLY WITH A LITTLE MORE GAS IN THE TANK HE'LL BE ABLE TO CONTINUE HIS ETERNAL STRUGGLE AGAINST THE MENDOZA LINE WITH ANOTHER CLUB NEXT SEASON.
>LILLIES >LILLIES >LILLIES >LILLIES >LILLIES >LILLIES >LILLIES >LILLIES
WELL WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE? THIS GIFT WAS A PAIN THE ASS TO WRAP - WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY BE?
Is it a dragon dildo?
>THE BRAZILIAN SOCCER TEAM'S PLANE HAD MORE FUEL THAN RYAN HOWARD
TOP KEK
>THE BRAZILIAN SOCCER TEAM'S PLANE HAD MORE FUEL THAN RYAN HOWARD
my goodness
a train of some sort?
Looks like a submarine
Possibly for how far philly teams have sunk
JUST IN TIME FOR THE HOLIDAYS, IT'S A SEPTIC TANK.
THIS GIFT IS FOR THE PHILADELPHIA 76ERS, WHO HAVE BEEN TANKING SO OFTEN OVER THE PAST DECADE THAT THEIR CURRENT SEPTIC SYSTEM HAS BACKED UP AND IS OVERFLOWING INTO THE DELAWARE RIVER. AMAZINGLY THIS WAS IMPROVING THE WATER QUALITY WASHING IN FROM CENTER CITY.
>FILTHADELPHIA >FILTHADELPHIA >FILTHADELPHIA >FILTHADELPHIA >FILTHADELPHIA >FILTHADELPHIA >FILTHADELPHIA >FILTHADELPHIA
bwahaaaaaaa theeeeee Phil... adelphia Eagles have always been cebrated for their excellence!
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WHAT IN THE WORLD COULD THIS ONE BE? IT'S A REAL MYSTERY!
laughing papi?
YES, THIS GIFT WAS BOUGHT FOR EAGLES COACH DOUG PEDERSON.
IT'S AN ICE PACK FOR HIM TO SOOTH HOW HOT HIS ASS IS GETTING ON THE COACHING SEAT. EAGLES FANS HAVE BEEN PARTICULARLY IMPATIENT THIS YEAR. THIS IS A REASONABLY PRICED ICE PACK, MORE BUDGET-FRIENDLY THAN THE XXL SIZED ONE THAT HAD BEEN HELD ON ANDY REID'S REAR FOR OVER A DECADE BEFORE HIS MERCY KILLING WAS APPROVED.
>IGGLES >IGGLES >IGGLES >IGGLES >IGGLES >IGGLES >IGGLES >IGGLES
A pile of shit?
WELL I HAD MANY MORE GIFTS PLANNED BUT THE MODERATORS OF THIS BOARD HAVE DECIDED TO ERADICATE FUN BY DISCOURAGING THREADS LIKE THIS AND CORRALLING USERS INTO GENERAL THREADS. I THINK I'LL TAKE MY PRESENTS AND LEAVE. GOODBYE.
remember, they do it for free. stay strong !!
A bag of shit?
BASED
Keep 'em coming pls.
Toasting in an epic bread!
You're just not as good as the the OGOWG. This still is the best thread around though. This board is a lost cause.
FUCK WHATS IN THE BAG WHAT IS IT FOR THE FLYERS PLEASE TELL ME
>tfw OWG threads are no more
>tfw no power rankings
>tfw no outlaws
Outlaws and reddit destroyed Sup Forums
The more you know
Sup Forums destroyed Sup Forums
lol doug pederson isn't even close to the hot seat
get it together nu-OWG