/mls/ general - MLSC UP + /ayy/ lmao

MLS FEVER!

CATCH IT!

FIRST for SOUNDERS

>Soon: literally just 1 fucking game left in a world without Soon FC.


>Soon

Neat

First for promotion and relegation
also do you have any kind of a life besides soon posting?

No cups

sup SQueeF

Same with Toronto.

YOU CAN'T GET AROUND IT.

yes but I know its hard to believe. I'm actually worried about how I'm going to skip a nice normie function with friends to stay home and watch the final.

over 5000 milliseconds in MS Paint

>the first person in the history of the planet to skip a social function to watch a sporting event
SHH, THE SHAME COULD KILL YOU

I know man..but non of my friends watch sports... "Sorry I can't make it, I'm staying home to watch soccer - it's a real important game" wont work.

I live in Seattle and none of MY friends watch sports. DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS

Call em a bunch of fags and nerds, usually works

>tfw my squad started going to games with me 2 years ago

I think they will understand after next season gets going, then I will let them come with me instead of asking them to. I know basically everyone in the whole city wants to be there for the first game in the new stadium - whenever that will be.

>Soon

>Everyone in the whole city

You think so? Ask some black folks.

>implying I haven't

>Soon

>ask some black folks

>Soon

I don't think those guys are FC fans.

>not having meme celeb fans

>Soon

I cannot WAIT for that album to drop HOLY SHIT

wtf I love Oates now.

haven't met hall but oates and luda are cools guys

>Soon

>GODvinco will claim what is rightfully his and win the scup

>Shitattle will be playing away AND have no good attack since Dempsey is ded.

GOATvinco will score a hat trick and cuck BWP as the top scorer

Based Arena already affecting the program positively

>7-1

I'm seeing this a lot all of a sudden....

>Canada vs the city Americans think is Canada

Great.

so is based carlton

>Soon

The final match is only one leg, right?

Yes indeed. Details in the OP.

SOUNDERS WILL WIN THE CUP

Who do the galaxy sign as DP replacing keane and Gerrard?

I can't think of a single European player looking to """retire""" aged 32-34 that would be considered a major signing. The next two years are going to be dark times lads

>Atlanta United Football Club
>not a union
>plays soccer
>not a club

Well, they're in Atlanta at least...

>I can't think of a single European player looking to """retire""" aged 32-34 that would be considered a major signing.

Rooney
Ibrahimovic
Buffon
Torres
Van der Vaart
Van Persie
Schweinsteiger

Also Iniesta is 32, he's still one of the best midfielders on the planet, but so was Xavi at his age and two years later he signed for a club in Qatar. So I could see it happening.

Zlatan would be the only one possibly be worthwhile

>mfw watching the highlights

holy fuck bmo was lit af

I follow a ton of football in europe but always dismissed MLS. and I mean I dunno if I'm wrong to still because it was fucking terrible play but still glad to see people getting hype here

but mega kek at the commentator calling drogba an all time living legend

MLS team names are really stupid. Half of them are "FC" even though none of them play football.

Toronto will win

>Perf

FUCK YEAH SARGENT
#STLFC

For those of you who are Seattle fans, kill yourself. Also, here's what you should be looking out for for TFC:

>Giovinco
Terrible form lately
>Altidore
Amazing form in the playoffs
>Bradley
Not great lately, but not terrible either
>Irwin (GK)
Good, but tends to choke at important times
>Defending
Bad, but isn't all MLS defending? Except for Hagglund, he's based
>Midfield
OK. We've been playing a 3-5-2 lately, sometimes transitioning to a 4-4-2 late in the game, like yesterday.
>Strikers
Good

So what should I know about Seattle?

>Morris
Good, if memey
>Roldan
Good
>Lodeiro
Good
>Frei
Not bad
>Everyone else
Shit

This team has no business being one win away from the MLS Cup, it's inexplicable

...

>perf

>Valdez
Clutch
>J. Jones
Good, but inconsistent
>Torres
Good
>Mears
Past it

>no games until Dec. 10

What do

>they don't film Stranger Things in his city


>Soon

>impressed

.. wait, Georgia is standing in for Indiana? Goddammit, Hollywood.

Watch a real football league you dumb pleb

Has anyone here been to an FC Dallas game? Is it more than an excuse to go get hammered in public?

Jordan Morris has literally one foot. He cant do anything with his left foot.

A true broken player

>American
>Calls it "football"

How do you manage to talk with your mouth full of euro semen?

actually id blame indiana

>Soon

messi uses one foot

Jackass post m8

0/10

MLS is nothing without europe

wake up, /mls/

Hello!

Bradley is so based

Would the MLS do better internationally if they ran an August-May schedule?

No, MLS is nothing without South America, people forget that South American players are the best players in the league... none of this """hurrrr durrr he's from Yurop so he must be good! Let us open our wallets for the aging yuro"

Face it, with the rise of MLS, the americas will become the premier soccer continent

Yes, but that would run through Canadian winter. No one would want to play through that kind of weather, especially the Canadian teams.

/Bundes/ is making fun of you again

So does that mean the MLS will forever be retarded by weather?

Delte this

yes
no
ok

fugg right off

Thank you for making sure Pulisic doesn't get ruined by 2-4 years of irrelevance in America

I love /bundes/ :3

Reminder that's WE were his first step, he wouldn't be where he is without the Union.

Who was the WORST mls team in 2016, and why will it be Atlanta in 2017?

>WORST mls team in 2016
chicago
it will be chicago in 2017 too, probably

>tfwfirefan

good post.

worst was chicago

2017 depends on the superdraft, transfer season, it's too >Soon to say that Atlanta will be worse/better than Minnesota

>Canadian winter

Also Chicago, Ohio, New England, Philly, and New York winters, which are just as bad.

>all that wasted space

I don't understand that stadium.

Don't European leagues run through the winter too?

Only a few leagues in Scandinavia have March-November leagues like we do.

Designed for handegg primarily

There's more seats, they just make it more "intimate" for soccer games and downsize the seating capacity

Disgusting.

exactly.

its turf also

Tell me about it. Toronto's field is getting gradually worse, because they share a field with a Canadian football team

It's an ugly stadium for handegg too, literally its biggest attraction is having a retarded roof that opens like a sphincter.

Welcome to the reality of American sports. There are some really nice soccer-only stadiums, though.

>canucks have to share stadiums too
Maybe a Cup will help with that.

>Seattle vs Toronto
>literally a match to see which city is the most hated hipster hellhole in the hemisphere
Nice "sport" you've got there.

>Canadian being down on Toronto

Would you have felt different if it were Montreal? What about Vancouver?

We're just happy to be here.

Winter Classic at BMO when?

Vancouver's just Seattle north and Montreal is barely part of the country. What do you think?

can someone tell me why people are dubbing yesterdays game the 'best game ever'
i dont want soccer, but it's on the news

Who is saying that?

>Soon

>his city didnt pay respects to the Eternal Champions

F

>Soon

As an MLS playoff series, it is arguably the best ever.

>People actually like BBVA Compass Stadium
Its about time they invest in a retractable roof, the floods are only gonna get worse in the concrete swamp town.

FACES!!!

roofs are elite senpai

>Soon

Reminder that hockey cant work in atlanta. that should apply to soccer

reminder thats theres like 2 ice-skating places in the entire state and no one has skates or gives one single fuck about hockey.

soccer on the other hand, theres parks fucking everywhere and everyone played growing up.

>Soon

Probably. Conservative communities tend not to accept new things.

Though "ice melts when it's hot" does not apply to Atlanta, no.