/heem/: misha cirkunov edition

Upcoming events:

12/02: ONE FC: Age of Domination - Vera vs Sekine
12/02: Bellator 166 - Dantas vs Warren 2
12/03: UFC TUF 24 Finale - Johnson vs Elliott
12/03: Bellator 167 - Curran vs Teixeira
12/09: UFC FN 102 - Lewis vs Abdurakhimov
12/10: UFC 206 - DC vs Rumble
12/10: Bellator 168 - Carvalho vs Manhoef 2
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari
12/11: Submission Underground 2 - Jones vs Henderson
12/16: Bellator 169 - King Mo vs Ishii
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12/29: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: SECONDU ROUNDO - Cro Cop vs Silva
12/30: UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
12/31: RIZIN FIGHTING WORLD GRAND PRIX 2016: FINARU ROUNDO - TBA
12/31: WSOF 34 - Gaethje vs Zeferino
1/13: LFA 1 - Peterson vs Higo
1/15: UFC FN 103 - Rodriguez vs Penn
1/20: GLORY 37 - Roosmalen vs Embree
1/21: Bellator 170 - Sonnen vs Ortiz
1/21: UFC 208 - TBA
1/28: UFC on Fox 23 - TBA

Previous thread: News:

>Goob licensed to fight in California
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/ufc-champ-conor-mcgregor-now-licensed-to-box-in-california-1

>Poop Smelliot won TUF 24
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/tim-elliott-wins-tuf-24-flyweight-tournament-challenges-champ-demetrious-johnson-at-tuf-24-finale

>Can you crush an apple
mmafighting.com/2016/11/30/13799420/sage-northcutt-raises-bar-in-his-crushed-apple-craze-for-celebrity

>Cole Miller complaining about how the UFC treats him
mmamania.com/2016/11/30/13778192/ufc-cole-miller-lashes-out--ufc-might-go-to-work-starbucks-for-way-hes-treated-mma

>Cerrone's eye appears to be injured in MMAAA photoshoot
twitter.com/Themmaaa/status/804076027089555457

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youtube.com/watch?v=07Y0cy-nvAg
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Tim elliot will end the mighty mouse meme

I think this TUF idea backfired a little bit

In his prime would he push Sage's shit in?

youtube.com/watch?v=04QWp7AhK3E

I'm a pimp
Rocking gucci mink
And without me
This whole general sink

Rebney is a big guy.

it didn't backfire

it was a great show and season

something else went wrong, because no one watched it

Prime Overheem vs Toyota Yaris, who wins?

i prefer matte over semigloss
yaris air intake inferior

I dont doubt it was a great season and all that, I'm just talking about the result. I think it would have been a lot more interesting for MM to face some unknown spicy regional champ instead of 2-4 already cut from the UFC Tim Elliot.

>mfw people think Conor will fight in the UFC again

>tfw too intelligent to defend """""belts""""

on that note, for everyone that predicted Gooby wouldn't (or couldn't) fight at FW again - were they right? or are these different circumstances

shelton is the most legit prospect, since he doesn't have a alot of time in a big camp like antolin but beat alot of the other prospects and gave elliot the hardest time

Uh fult da tap

I fucked guys like you in highschool

that's gay

>tfw i could ultimate fighter every here

>betting on an AKA guy ever

>alhamdulillah
>allahu akbar
>fuck kaffirs
What did he mean by this?

he is very sensitive

why didn't you genocide the kebablings in the 1800s, ivan?

I'm a white belt in jiu jitsu but I'm a black belt with these hands

They were very careful

>heem after dark

It will be dark after I heem you

name my band

B.B.B. (Bitter Broke Bums)

Tecia Torres and the Forrest Compost Dumpers

nobeltz

is he /ourguy/?

instagram.com/p/BNc0LNEgRq6/

Jake will take his head clean off

clean off

its a very interesting fight, probably the one im looking forward to the most this weekend

#jajajaja

One Eye Steve and the Jabronies

jake the juicehead ellenberger is a bum he's one KO from retirement

>Remember me?

Yes, yes I do.

I doubt you remember it as well as I do though.

Ah yes the one time in history when people cared about women's combat sports

Someone posted a Holm/Cyborg poster but I can't find shit about it

Was it just a ruse? Ffs

i think people cared about holly and miesha when they fought each other

So everyone stopped caring when a hue got the belt?

Sounds about right.

Nah, """people""" (read casuals) cared about Holm because she beat Ronda. Then they cared about Miesha because she beat Holm. Once Nunes embarrassed Tate though, it was all too far removed from Ronda.

sexy ronda

never

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So how big of an underdog will Elliot be? Biggest ever in a title fight I assume?

19 UFC belts between them

you tell me

he'll get the job done

youtu.be/PEb2DDVGCXc

They're doing another shorter episode on DJ vs Elliot later today I believe

MM is done for.

It would be the funniest thing in the world if DJ just gets absolutely dominated for five rounds

>It would be the funniest thing in the world if DJ just gets absolutely dominated for five rounds
There is literally 0% chance of this happening

It's 2016

What if we get a Jones-Shogun situation where elliot does some meme shit that hurts MM in the beginning

yeah very likely not going to happen

Tim has some odd things, and could last, but he could also get btfo'd

he doesn't hit hard enough, wrestle strong enough, to finish DJ either

yeh no shit

MY walkout song for UFC brooklyn

youtu.be/YX5thhxtIeA

I think if there is a situation where DJ is getting dominated from round one on by Tim Elliot the fight probabaly should already have been stopped. He would need to be very severely concussed or damaged for that to happen

i think you'd be surprised

How many fighters come out to
youtube.com/watch?v=07Y0cy-nvAg

You think Elliot will do better than Alvarez?

/conor/

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>leave 49-1 to me
>leave the death of boxing to me

if you want to talk about boxing you're in the wrong thread goof

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This. All Mcgregor related talk belongs in /box/ now.

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>mfw women's featherweight is unironically a bigger draw than men's featherweight now

mcgregor is suck a pos for such a great division full of great fighters

How the fuck is Bektic and Choi below Ortega and Yair? Did they swap the pairs by accident?

Is Conor allowed to throw meme kicks in boxing if they don't connect?

Glad that Tim Elliot didn't finish Hiro.

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reminder

Lol no.

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What a dead fucking division without Mendez and Goob train

so is cowboy really injured ?

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Unless this is some next level viral marketing

I think it is, he would have been pulled from the fight if it was true.

He's punished Cowboy now, a man denied his red panties.

This tbqh the Toronto commission has an inferiority complex and bans everyone for anything

>aljo and rashad have been denied NYSAC liceneses due to brain trauma
Was MMA in NY a mistake?

Obviously the fuckin jackets were stupid too and poor Edwards feet were being squeezed in those stupid wrestling shoes they forced him to wear

Oh thought some of you guys might find this interesting: Aljamain Sterling got pulled from his bout vs Assuncao because they found something on his brain scan. He was cleared by a neurologist but the NYSAC didn't allow him to fight. This is all according to Ray Longo on the Anik&Florian podcast.

I'm really losing my patience with this semen slurping sport, heem

Elliot literally just won the show tonight and they're making him fight in three days

Is DJ the most coddled fighter in the history of the sport? This guy thinks so.

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Not sure if trolling, or actually this retarded.

So this union thing is bound to fail with their current board right:

>cowboy the UFC cares about but will prob be dead or retired in two years due to an extreme sports accident
>GSP is not an active fighter
>Dillashaw prob sells okay but the UFC won't give a fuck if he fucks off to bellator
>Kennedy is past his prime, barely fights and controversial
>Cain is good but might get retired due to injuries any day.
and then it's led by a corrupt former Bellator ceo kek

Then you're retarded.

dj is a pussy who forces people to fight him on .5 weeks notice

P4p #1 my black ass

Conor should kick his ass

When will Ronda be forced to drop a weight class so we can have dehydrated Strikeforce Ronda back

wouldn't mind "fucking" her, if you know what I mean ;)