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FUCK /CUM/

gf just sent me this

probably the best UMVC3 player in this thread

BOO!

average yank

Why are you all so fucking GAY?

probably the best tr4sh player in this thread

looks like the phone is slowly eating her face

AHH!

That's literally me but I have hobbies and I'm against suicide

Also I'm somewhat attractive and not a beta (at least not around other men).

give me one reason to leave california

ayo hol up imma be a white boi real quick aight! ahem...

>mom! where is my anime bodypillow you fucking bitch! we were supposed to eat tendies right now. dont make me shoot up the school! i dont care that i am 25

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>wazoo means anus
wtf

:^] I knew you couldn't do it! Bad job.

Jon you fucking faggot get back to your homework

>tfw your name is faggot

*flashes his abs in front of your gf*

Ṣalīl' aṣ-ṣawarīm našīdu al-ʻabāh
Wa-darba al-qitāli ṭarīqu al-ḥayāh
Fa-bayn āqtiḥāmi yubīd aṭ-ṭuġāh
Wa-kātīmu ṣawti jamīli ṣadāh

Bih ʻazz dīnī wa-dall al-buġāh
Fa-yā qawmī hubbuwā li-darbi al-kumāh
Fa-'imā ḥayāt'un tasuru al-hudỳ
Wa-'ima mamāt'un yuġīṭ al-ʻadāh
Wa-'ima mamāt'un yuġīṭ al-ʻadāh

Fa-qum yā akhaỳ li-darbi an-najāh
Li-damṣỳ sawyāan naṣudu al-ġuzāh
Wa-narfaʼ majda wa-nuʼlỳ jibāh
Ābat 'an taḏ'inla li-ġaīri Al-'Ilāhi
Ābat 'an taḏ'inla li-ġaīri Al-'Ilāhi

>a rude swede
What will god think up next?

O, I wish I was in the land of cotton Old times there are not forgotten Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land. In Dixie Land where I was born in Early on one frosty mornin' Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land. Chorus: O, I wish I was in Dixie! Hooray! Hooray! In Dixie Land I'll take my stand To live and die in Dixie Away, away, Away down south in Dixie! Old Missus marry Will, the weaver, William was a gay deceiver Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land. But when he put his arm around her He smiled as fierce as a forty pounder Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land. Chorus: O, I wish I was in Dixie! Hooray! Hooray! In Dixie Land I'll take my stand To live and die in Dixie Away, away, Away down south in Dixie! His face was sharp as a butcher's cleaver But that did not seem to grieve her Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land. Old Missus acted the foolish part And died for a man that broke her heart Look away! Look away! Look away! Dixie Land. Chorus: O, I wish I was in Dixie! Hooray! Hooray! In Dixie Land I'll take my stand To live and die in Dixie Away, away, Away down south in Dixie!

just got back from the ol' store

Gives all its money to flyover states and is the powehouse keeping hick states alive

The weed store ;>?

There are too many CHIs north of the Rio Grande.

*vapes in front of your gf*

*tunes my lute*

To aske for all thy love, and thy whole heart t’were madnesse,
I doe not sue,
nor can admit
(Fairest) from you
to have all, yet
who giveth all hath nothing to impart, but sadnesse.

He that receiveth all, can have no more then seeing.
My Love by length
of every houre,
Gathers new strength,
new growth, new flower.
You must have daily new rewards in store, still being.

You cannot every day give me your heart for merit:
Yet if you will,
when yours doth goe,
You shall have still
one to bestow:
For you shall mine when yours doth [hence de -] part inherit.

Yet if you please, Ile finde a better way, then change them:
For so alone
dearest we shall
Be one and one,
anothers all -
Let us so joyne our hearts that nothing may estrange them.

HANG YANKS
youtu.be/yKih6b7IssA
Southern independence when?

*vapes in a no smoking area*

I shame at mine unworthiness,
yet fain would be at one with Thee:
Thou art a joy in heaviness,
a succour in necessity.

Under British Control Of Course

fuck off britsharts

a little rood desu

Of course
Not until you lads fuck off from brit

>tfw my ancestors shot lobsterbacks in the 18th century and graybacks in the 19th century

basquiat mixed with monet when that heron in me

Go crystal tears, like to the morning showers,
And sweetly weep into thy lady's breast.
And as the dews revive the drooping flow'rs.
So let your drops of pity be address'd
To quicken up the thoughts of my desert,
Which sleeps too sound whilst I from her depart.

Haste, restless sighs, and let your burning breath
Dissolve the ice of her indurate heart,
Whose frozen rigour, like forgetful Death,
Feels never any touch of my desert,
Yet sighs and tears to her I sacrifice
Both from a spotless heart and patient eyes.

Anyone from Ohio. I may have some questions.

no deal

>tfw my ancestors roasted yours alive

>Hot ass girl passes by me while I'm at the corner store
>She's smoking a joint while not giving a fuck
woah

uh no i have a years supply of weed courtesy of weedman

>implying any of my ancestors would ever set foot in the shithole that is DC

We're coming back for the thirteen colonies bucko

average yankshart

>tfw my ancestors stole your ancestors territory and shot them

His golden locks Time hath to silver turned.
O Time too swift, O swiftness never ceasing:
His youth 'gainst Time and Age hath ever spurned,
But spurned in vain; youth waneth by increasing.
Beauty, strength, youth are flowers but fading seen;
Duty, faith, love are roots, and ever green.

His helmet now shall make a hive for bees,
And lovers' sonnets turn to holy psalms.
A man at arms must now serve on his knees,
And feed on prayers which are Age's alms.
But though from Court to cottage he depart,
His Saint is sure of his unspotted heart.

And when he saddest sits in homely cell,
He'll teach his swains this carol for a song:
Blest be the hearts that wish my Sov'reign well.
Curst be the soul that think her [him] any wrong.
Goddess [Ye gods], allow this aged man his right
To be your beadsman now, that was your knight.

Do you live in Mexico City?
Your flag is triggering to me. I just fell in love with this qt British girl and she told me she only sees me as a friend. fml

Sometimes when it's cold
I stay in bed all day
But I know
That I will freeze
...eventually

got a boner when the milf hairdresser rinsed my hair buds

>tfw my ancestors enslaved then shot yours and their children

Feels Good

>t. New Mexican

>Be Br*t
>burn some buildings in Washington DC
>get 7 casualties while the Americans get zero
>tfw your ancestors didn't do that because they come from Pakistan

brits are too poor to afford microwaves

You will NEVER have a british gf :^)
>xd paki
Amazing banter from the y*nk
Can we have another csa thread?

Culiacan

>Oregon
Sorry, I don't give (You)s to Californian colonies.

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Have you ever been sexually attracted to a cartoon?

>>tfw my ancestors enslaved then shot yours and their children
I wouldn't be alive if that was the case nigel, meanwhile my family has owned the same territory in northern new england for hundreds of years. Thanks brits

Sorry, my mistake. Your ancestors obviously come from Poland.

>implying we won't take it back
The poonited sharts of America will be no longer

condemning homegrown terrorism is handing the state the monopoly of violence

quite frequently in my early teenage years

A lot

No
Anarchy is gay google Murray Bookchin

i used to draw naked chicks when I was 12 and it turned me on

Sup Forums passes should be awarded to posters based on the quality of their posts

>tfw my ancestors killed and raped my other ancestors

feels nice desu

>No
Nie kłam, Mikołaj

>when someone zips a number of separate files that belong together but don't put them in a folder

why do something if you're not gonna do it right?

>Why don't you dedicate 6+ hours a day every day to a useless grouping of muscles while also completely changing your life habits and diet? Haven't you heard girls find it attractive.

>walking home from work on the phone talking to my mom
>"oh user, any plans for tonight?"
>yeah I have a cover letter to write there's also a chamber ensemble concert going on and it's free so I might go

Little does she know that I'm just gonna shitpost, smoke weed and watch netflix!

HAhaha...

>yanks will defend this
Heterosexuality is a jewish invention to keep the goy down

>t. literal mexican colony

you plebeians have no appreciation for fine lute playing

Based
Not based

>tfw Oregon will be incorporated into California in your lifetime
>tfw I'm going to move back to New England once my grandparents die and my father inherits their house
>tfw I'll have it all to myself because he's staying here

shut the fuck up dumb lead

eating candy before dinner

the west coast should merge to become 1 big state called "gay"

Do you seriously expect us to care about your shitty crackhead life?

>inheriting a house in New England

hope you like spoopy ghosts!

>you will never travel back in time and buy apple stocks

>the biggest event in the west coasts history is the gold rush
How embarassing

I do

Is the 2016 Ghostbusters movie worth watching? Feeling kinda bored

Can confirm all of our houses have ghosts in them.

They are chill as fuck though

watch this instead

kissasian.com/Drama/Shin-Godzilla/Movie?id=31545

No. It's terrible, and not in the "so good it's bad" kind of way.

>you will never travel back in time and kill Hitler so germany doesnt become a cucked country where they let every fucking dumb chink in

feels bad desu

>They are chill as fuck though
that's because of the spirits making their rounds, not air drafts!

hitler is pretty cool

>Why yes, I do live in the great state of New Mexico

downloading tons and tons of meme music for the gym

How do you unironically feel about this?

>Why yes, I do live in the great state of Oregon

Nice recommendation, but:
>FYI: This cut of the film is missing whole dialogue scenes and parts of scenes. I think all the Godzilla footage remains but the full running time for the movie in theaters was a full two hours where as this is only 1:40. I personally think the longer cut is much better in the way it builds and feels overall. 20 minutes is a LOT to lose and some of it involves important explanations, context, and satire. Still fun at this length but not as powerful or serious as Anno's theater cut.

Gonna look for the full version

we don't have many Chinese here

Hitler's idea were too futuristic
he had a great goal but the world wasn't ready yet