ITT: We all live in the same house

ITT: We all live in the same house

WHO SMOKED MY BAG OF ROACHEST?!

shitters full.

nobody come into my room or I'll gut you

Brendan, stop putting the peanut butter in the icebox!

Quit naming the Wifi OP is a fag. assholes.

So this is a fun party

why would it be " OP is a fag"
wouldn't they just use their actual name? Do you call people irl "Hey user! How are you, Op?"

hey user, how about you shut it

WHO GLUED A VIBRATOR TO MY CHAIR WAS IT YOU MARK

I'm not listening to you, Hank since You are behind on rent anyway. Think you could come up with something by the 15th?

Yeah i think i can cover that. Does 300 sound okay? I can pay off the rest when my next cheque comes in

WHo UsEd MY FEshlIGT

IT WUZ MEEEEEEW >>:DDD

I'm burning this fucker down

There's a giant worm clinging to the kitchen ceiling fan, thrashing around violently and screaming. There's blood everywhere. Anyone wanna do something about that? Should I just ignore it?

I did.

Kewl man. That sounds fine. Want to go in Sabrina's room and smell her dirty clothes? I've never done it before I promise. But i will if you do

Yo Geff, your Xl Dragon Dildo came in!!!

Do you know when she's supposed to get home?

That is Tom. He moved in last week while you were at your Grannas "sick constipated". You would know what's going on around here if you stayed out of your Grannas house. We alll talk about you saying we think you bonk your Granna

...

He totally fucks his grandma.

No. She left with that douche guy. Just put a bell or something on the front door so we hear her coming. Or look out for me first? I think she puts them in the closest in that brown hamper. I'm not quite sure never been in there before

Pretty sure. She is #1 on his speed dial. Smh. Hope she don't get preggers

please do

i guess its time for us to start wearing diapers

GUYS IF THERES A PACKAGE IN FRONT OF THE DOOR PLEASE DONT OPEN IT ITS NOT AN ONAHOLE I SWEAR

i have filed a request to the UN to formally recognize this house as a soverign state

but first, we need a government structure
who is going to do this?

afterwards, we will need ambassadors and embassies of our own
i think /r9k/ would be an excellent first choice for a foreign embassy

Im going to help feed the homeless. Please grab my records and lava lamp before he lights the place up

we can get /x/ to run for secretary of state. they're good at staying indoors all the time

Can i come with? I'm gonna FUCK the homeless

I've invited the homeless to come stay with us.

sure bring a couple cans of non perishables and some cigrits. You gotta pay em something or else you'll end up just having some chick smash it into you with no enthusiasm

At that point they would cease to be homeless

Who the fuck came in my panty drawer?

In other words, regular browsers of Sup Forums

Hello everyone, how were your days?:)

I thought you were with that douche guy today? But yeah idk who did that.

*leaves passive-aggressive sticky notes around the house*

we this house in the middle of a street?

Could you not leave you trash stuck around. No one even reads them. And please close the door when you poop

WHO THE FUCK WROTE ALL THESE!!!!!!! IM SO MAD

Could you not leave you trash stuck around. No one even reads them. And please close the door when you poop

Does anyone have a dick I can play with?

Guys, there's something on my cat. Looks like cum...

sorry she was practically begging for it

WHO THE FUCK MOVED MY CHEETOS

Obviously it's a theocracy, we all worship the God-Emperor Trump.

May cat's a he, dude

oh sorry, thats actually my chair

WHO THE FUCK CUMMED ON MY PILLOW LAST WEEK! IVE BEEN SLEEPING IN CUM FOR A WEEK

FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME IM SO LONELY!

Not anymore.

can you guys please stop shitting in the sink

OH GOD WHAT DID YOU DO?

Pizza's ready

>Not putting pineapples on his pizza
Pretty degenerate

Where else am I going to dump my colostomy bag?

Wow that looks great. We don't deserve you!!

rolling for pizza

I've got to go run an errand. Will someone watch my chocolate milk?

Der wus spyder?

Only niggers do that

Which one of you Faggot printed out 100 copies of this?!

dont worry fam i'll clean it for you

It's fine. I needed them for class

My bad

EW A FEMALE!

WHO PUT SUPERGLUE IN MY FLESHLIGHT

>Implying you dont like it?

THERES MORE OF THEM ?! STOP WASTING INK !

Guys this is my girlfriend Tina, hi hi yeah she thinks its nice to meet you too, now that that's ou of the way: Yes I know she's 9. Love is not a number. We'll be in my room.

spining is funnyer than living with you assholes

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EWWW FUCKING WOMEN!!!!

I'm making my own country out of the highest floor. Anyone want to join?

guys i'm gonna bring my trap gf over for pizza and vidya, please be on your best behavior. oh and someone feed the dog for me, i know it's my turn but i have to go shopping.

again pls best behavior. that means you, matt.

I need cigs and borbon, ill pay I just need a pick up

Yeah but it is illegal.
>calls police

matt i think your dog is doing something with mine.

I let the police know about you too

guys we gotta do something about that shark in the baseme-FUUUCK

That is not a trap. 3d traps dont eixit outside of porn.

Who the fuck replaced my OxyContin with baby aspirin and then crudely wrote "oc" on the back in pen?

OK I GOT YOU! Plan with me user you have my sword!

When youre done can i borrow it for a science experiment?

im high not my problem >*(walks to his room)

he's good people, just feed him a nigger once a month and he's fine. usually chills there and watches reruns on netflix. he pays for it and lets me use it on my phone. that shark's a cool dude.

Just painted my room wall, you guys like?

OUT OUT OOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE........ RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE alright everyone back in i'm just autistic

i think that them are going to be like that a lot of time, but yeah you can have it.

Stop being a fuckin normie m8

Stop being a pedo or furry

>Dosent like pedos and furries
>goes to the heaviest pedo and furry board
potter-e

>buy nutella from costco
>put it in my fridge
>go to work
>not there when i get back

niggers. the lot of you.

whats that? cover the walls in fart decapitaion fetish porn? say no more.

This is a Sovereign Nation.
It'll be weird if you don't have a 9yo lgf Pic related, normalfaggot scum

ALT-RIGHT IS ALLRIGHT

It was me Im sorry user it was just so good! If you must punish me!