Why doesn't he go to chapecoense?

why doesn't he go to chapecoense?

Why don't YOU go to Chapecoense?

because he ain't good enough

this

Charity maybe?

they need actual professionals

Fucker was too lazy to go to Leicester City and get a free EPL medal, you think he is going to some haunted Brazilian shitheap for '''''''''''''''''''''''charity'''''''''''''''''

Too busy burning money and getting wasted.

They delivered good bants
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Bergkamp should come out of retirement and help Chapecoense. What's the problem with that?

Maybe because of his flying phobia

Story for those who don't know:
>Ronaldinho crashed his car into a ditch
>a fan driving by found him and wanted to take a pic with him
>Ronaldinho obliged
>later, he took another picture with Ronaldinho looking much happier, but the camera angle was shit

> tfw Dennis Bergkamp was right

because chapecoense suffered enough

>His manager said he is open to the possibility
Now I am really going to cry for chape.

the shirt sales would really help, though

>driving a Dodge

It wasn't the intoxication which took him into the ditch.

>Implying he wouldn`t want a huge percentage of shirt sales in order to "play for free"

Because Riquelme is going there. They don't need two 10's.

>At press conference, spokesman for chapecoense says he is thankful for all the support but that the club will lift itself by its own bootstraps.

he's old

Smoke

had no idea he still played

he doesn`t. his brother (who is also his manager) pimps him in marketing stunts around the world.