Secrets thread? Secrets thread

Secrets thread? Secrets thread.

ill allow it

Outstanding. Drunk af AMA

whats your deepest darkest secret user

I started a sexual relationship with my step sister when she was 13. She'll be 20 this year and our relationship continues.

details from the beginning

I shit in the shower daily.

I have many. Don't know where to start.

well fuckin pick something user

Ugh. I like the loli threads. Too much.

I got into bed with a girl I know when she was sleeping and masturbated while rubbing her thighs and body, she smelt really nice.

I am the Devil, and I am here to do the Devil's work.

....go on

I jacked it all a friends house once and put the jizz in his toothpaste and was going to tell him but then he walked out of the bathroom brushing his teeth and i never mentioned it

They're seeping into IRL fantasy. Hard.

I beat my dick to my old highschool teacher's panties

I sit down when I pee because it helps me relax and take my mind of my day. I'm a boy btw

Pics of her?

Remember to cover your tracks user and don't do anything you'll regret later on.

Haven't done anything. Yet.

Me and my gf are kinda dating a girl from another city. We never considered polyamory, we did threesomes just for the kink, but we're seriously considering it.

i pushed eric clapton's kid out of the window

Im transitioning from mtf and have been on hrt for monthes now and i havent even told anyone

Ive had a roaring diaper fetish for years that i cant seem to quench

Enjoy my two.

same dude, its so much cleaner too. i even wipe the head with a sheet of toilet paper when I'm done so i don't leave piss behind to stink it up

I made my niece cum. Didn't even know I was doing it until it was halfway through. Didn't know what to do so let it happen.

I have the means to end the majority of all life by activating every single weapons system all around the world, including nuclear, but I probably wouldn't ever carry it out. You'd be surprised at how easy it actually is to do this.

Age?

i've been sober for 4 years, and i still want to get high every fucking day

You're not transitioning to shit, delusional faggot.

Sometimes I have to poop for a really long time. Please don't tell anyone.

9

Cool how did you do that?

>Eugene, is this you?

I raped my friend/housemate to lose my virginity and she and her bf never found out. did disgusting things to her and still fap about it

She climbed up on my lap and straddled my leg and I started bouncing her on my knee.

>i even wipe the head with a sheet of toilet paper when I'm done so i don't leave piss behind to stink it up

i thought this was common sense

my secret? i think im addicted to sex, i frequent camsites a lot, and i hit it off with a camgirl, and i dont want shit to happen, but i do

and yea im married

summer begins early

What was her reaction like?

She held on tight and closed her eyes. It was when her knees clamped together on my leg and she started shivering I realized what was happening.

Did she ever realize

fugg! why can't this shit ever happen to me

Must've been so sweet

kek, did that to my neighbours 10yo sister she was straight up humping my leg and then shuddered so she obviously orgasmed, was 16 at the time had no idea what was happening lol

Yeah I didn't catch on until she was pinching the fuck out of my leg she was gripping so tight.

pussy.

Must have been a strong one, do you think she'll come back for more?

I've moved since then. Never had another shot.

Long story short...while on vacation and perving over my sister in law...virgin who just started bc at 16. I found her wet panties in the floor after we got back from the pool. I came in the crotch while she and my wife watched tv. As soon as i got out of the bathroom she went in to change back. She wore my cunky cum in her panties all night..want more?

Bump

pics or it didn't happen, role playing faggot

No photos, not getting found out. Later that night I made her spill drink in her bed so she slept in our bed. I slowly fucked my wife spooning while they both slept. I did get to feel her bobs and panties but I did not go under

I want to fuck my mom in every hole

I'm actually professionally diagnosed with autism.
> tfw "we already knew that user"

My ex cheated on me so I dumped her. A year later, after talking on and off and her riding the cock carousel, she seems to have settled into a decent relationship. I installed something on her phone forever ago that stays hidden and lets me access everything, photos included. Grabbed some nudes she sent him, posted them online, then sent her a link to them. They just broke up yesterday.

I want to breed two of my second cousins (they are sisters)

Whats the app??

That's all these sluts are good for, make them your breeding cows and pinching out babies every 9-12 months

Rooted her phone and flashed in a hidden install of Cerberus while she was sleeping once. Incidentally, that's also how I learned she cheated

Share nudes?

I just came for an 11yo on omegle

I like Louis CK.

Noice

I wear my girlfriends buttplug that I bought for her basically all day everyday. To work, class, everywhere really. There's 3 sizes and I've been on the largest one for few months and she doesn't even know. When she leaves to go to work I get on kik and message guys and try to make them cum like a deranged porn faggot that wants nothing but dick. Straight fantasy shit. I bought myself gstrings from VS that I wear as well. I know I'm basically bi but whatever I guess.

Donald Trump is going to start world war 3

>risking her being recognized and learning what really happened
Nah. Just gonna continue doing this whenever she gets comfortable in a relationship. Eventually she'll see me as the final non-asshole in the world, and come back and stop cheating. Ain't risking it fam

Ive never found any woman in my life more attractive than those two

>i sent nudes of my ex to her boyfriends
>when will she realize im not an asshole

if you really want to get back at her, leave her alone and let her ruin her relationships naturally

I guess i forgot a pic

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>sent nudes of my ex to her boyfriends
No, I just posted them anonymously online and sent her a link to them, also anonymously. She recognized its a pic that she sent to him and dumped him. I also accept that I'm an asshole. Nice guys get fucked over and I won't be a cuck

yes
YES
give me your secrets
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in 1988 i raped a 13 year old
it wasnt my first
she wanted it
i still regret her tears and anal years

Super slutty
love it

Good going.
Guess it never gets easier

It's weird to think that antibiotics will be the destroyer.

kik?

>dating girl in high school
>talk a ton about having sex
>she always gets really timid about it in person and doesn't want to do it
>get tired of it after a year or so
>save texts of her telling me all this dirty shit she wants to do
>finally get her alone and force myself on her
>she tells her parents and friends
>questioned by police
>show them all the saved texts, pics she sent, making it seem obvious we were having sex
>no charges filed
>everyone she told believes me over her
>mfw I got away with rape

see you in hell

Legend

you bastard!

I'm pretty sure I have Parkinson's but I won't do anything about it

anon5825

God damn, that would be brutal if I believed a word of it.

>texts and pics are evidence of consent in any specific instance
>they didnt check her for signs of forced entry
>they didn't do any investigation beyond asking if you did it
6/10, obviously bullshit

>be me
>on sex cam site
>nonething but dudes
>but hope a girl dressed like slut
>face covered
>but have nice small boobs
>turn cam on show dick
>she type "nice dick"
>ty i type back
>i jerk as she plays with her boobs
>im about to cum
>but suddenly she gets up
>SHE
>HAS
>A
>FUCKING
>DICK
>my eyes go wide
>cum
>I turn off computer
>get in bed
>cry self to sleep

thanks its for a friend

Daughter has gotten me off.

Who? Your gay dads?

i bet

I have a massive incest fetish, but only sisters and cousins. Mostly the sis I grew up with (-1.5 years younger). I'm 29, she's married, so no potential there, but I've imagined banger her since I was 13

Fucking love Cerberus. I work at a phone repair place, mostly repairing screens, but I install it on the phones of any remotely attractive women. I've got a shit ton of nudes in the area around me, it's fucking glorious

story time user

Care to share any?

fucked up if real

Every time I get new wins, I post them in the usual "pics you shouldn't share" thread. 5 of them in there right now are mine.

Mhmmm

I got molested several times by my cousin but I don't think it effected me psychologically at all.

>me
>29
>walking by a middle school one day on the way to the mall
>psst
>stick my cock through
>jerked to completion
>zip back up and go about the rest of my day

Nice fanfic faggot

I have a job within MI6

its not being a cuck if shed cheat on any other guy