Be 8

>be 8
>get bought by a premier league club
>get fucked in the ass

why are brits pedos? do you think they're still molesting children? the pedo hotline received almost 900 calls in its first week

which current english league players do you think were anally devastated in their youth?

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this is why i'll never go to london to watch a chelsea match. i feel like every brit is a pedo and those movies like hostel make me think the ones who aren't are just torture freaks

>he wasn't molested as a child
Way to spot the ugly kid

did they?

>got laid 8 years old
>tfw haven't got fucked in the ass before yet

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>not getting bummed as a child

It's like you hate fun.

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I must say, I do not understand why people put so much gravity into causing trauma. Everyone deals with trauma, you have to learn to get past it and grow stronger because of it.

>Be British
>Get raped

These are all historic sex abuse claims though, half the people being accused are already dead, I'm pretty sure everyone in 70s was a pedophile

link to story?

Kids were better looking before the obesity crisis

What's going on in this thread?

so why is illegal now if people keep saying the older generations were better, smarter, tougher and had better lives.

I'd rather be buggered in a changing room than in a church like yourself tbqh

I don't know, I mean it wasn't until 1993 that it became illegal to rape your wife

most importantly you should have a choice! that is what the 1st world democracy is all about

Of those things the only one that can even be argued is "tougher", they weren't smarter, they weren't "better" and they certainly didn't live better lives.

Nostalgia for history is proof you don't understand history. History was an awful place compared to today, people smelled worse, people were uglier, lived shorter lives, lived with significantly less technology and communication

I have the feeling you just think it was easier for people with your personality type to get laid in the 50s, plus they couldn't leave you and there were no condoms.

>you just think it was easier
no, i don't really think so. i was just joking since it seems like a lot of people believe that. i honestly don't know for sure. but what you say makes sense. old people are just nostalgic and that's probably all there is to that.
(that said, i do believe the 70's culture was cool. particularly music and unprotected sex).

>that said, i do believe the 70's culture was cool. particularly music

shit opinion like this needs to be banned. 60's, 70's and 80's music is some of the worst trash i've ever listen to.

You're clearly not listening to the right music

those are literally 3 best decades for popular music, mainstream music became complete shit in the mid 90's when rap replaced rock as the packaged rebellion music of choice. before the beatles it was just some old farts singing slow songs, after Nirvana it's just niggers, autotune and massive faggotry

Just saying, I listen to classical anyway

i have heard everything. i live with people who only listen to music from that era on the radio all day like magic fm or smooth.

>those are literally 3 best decades for popular music

>le wrong generation
Le right Generation

Good music has always and will always exist faggots you just won't hear it on the radio

autism

Nigga how are you gonna tell me that pink floyd, Can, Neu!, Joy Division, Bowie, Bauhaus, and the Kinks arent good music?

late 90's and early 2000's were the best. everything else was trash.

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boring music m8

this "wrong generation" meme needs to die. I completely despise baby boomers and think they ruined western civilization, probably beyond saving, despite being born in the safest and most prosperous time in humanitys recorded history.

And I still think they made some amazing music. Rock was pretty much the only good thing about the counter-culture revolution those usueful idiots started.

They had it all and decided no one should ever have it again

My point is that if you think all "modern music" or hell, even all rap is auto tuned niggermusic then you're a le wrong generation faggot

If you can write off an entire era of music history in general, you're ignorant and le wrong generashun

joy division are overrated. if ian curtis didn't hang himself they would be lost in history. and that band they formed after he died was even worse, i forget the name.

>70's culture was cool. particularly music and unprotected sex

That being said there was a lot of shitty music in the 70s. You look at shit like Journey and Asia, all those garbage coke money albums bands like Crosby Stills and Nash and Eric Clapton put out.

Meanwhile all the music people wax nostalgic about was irrelevant and at times hated in its time.

The UK, which is far more susceptible to giving time to more fringy British musicians saw David Bowie saw mediocre at best sales through the 70s his all time classic Ziggy Stardust peaked at number 5 in the UK and 75 in the US

As for the unprotected sex, all the women had bushes and the culture surrounding the sex was largely disgusting, STDs still existed and it was far more normal to get them back then.

I love 70s music, but it was not as romantic as you think it was.

>late 90's and early 2000's

I was a kid during this time and remember exactly the plastic, dumb, overproduced shit that was played on the radio. Anyone claiming that the time when Britney Spears and Backstreet Boys were the most popular music acts on the planet was the best time for music, ever, should be shot.

>listening to popular music from any period

like i said, the late 90s and early 2000's were the best.

>As for the unprotected sex, all the women had bushes and the culture surrounding the sex was largely disgusting, STDs still existed and it was far more normal to get them back then.
And kids were getting fucked by the rock stars and no one cared

>it's the best because of the obscure music you didn't hear

This.

Not gonna lie, the US, Britain and the USSR made some pretty awesome cultural shit while they were destroying the world.

70s were the most catastrophically awful decade in the US after Great Depression.

What cultural stuff did USSR create?
I thought it was 19th century that was the height of Russian culture

there is nothing wrong in getting butt fucked when you're 8, how are you suppose to know if you like it or not if you don't have someone forcing himself on you at such tender age?

krokodil and kalashnikov

I am just generally a conservative when it comes to openness about sex. This translates to my feelings about sexuality and gender identity, which has put me at odds with people I typically agree with politically. I'm not a bigot or transphobic, I just think sex and shit is something that should be private.

I mean we put so much hype into molestation nowadays. Why can't we just quietly try and jail Chomos instead of covering every Chomo like they're a serial killer

>this thread

They were producing great music:
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Stalinist architecture is innovative and beautiful showing a sort of egalitarian opulence that mixes Art Deco influences with classical Russian opulence.

I'm personally a big fan of Socialist Realist art like pic related

Russia has always been a great place for culture, no matter what its political system.

Except Pussy Riot, they are an abomination

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>Implying talking about historical movements and culture is Membering

None of us were alive in the 70s maybe like one of us, but odds are most of us were born between 1985-1996

>Stalinist architecture
>70s

Are you fucking retarded

>1985-1996

would have been accurate a few years ago, now its more like 1992-2002

They just want to prepare the kids early to what it feels like to compete as a brit internationally

>there are people on this board born after 9/11

I simply cannot comprehend this even as a concept.

fuck pedos desu

The restaurant I worked at hired our first hostess born in 2000 a few months ago.

She was god awful.

le 90s kids are such better workers than those damn new kids!!!! xDDDDDDDDD

>The restaurant I worked at

no tip 4 U

>None of us were alive in the 70s maybe like one of us,

>tfw I am that one person

I'm just saying in general for the Soviet Union... not the 70s specifically. Did you read the question or did you just sort of assume

its not a big deal imho, but then again I started browsing at 14 too, was 10 years ago though

>Expecting a 16 year old to be good at their first job

Come on user, you're too young to do the "Them damn kids" things

Are you Nigel Farage?

I assumed since the context was the 70s. The USSR went to shit aesthetically after the 1960s when they started to just spam commieblocks and brutalist buildings while not giving a fuck about beauty.

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96 here

92 the best year here

Yeah, that's pretty much why I've never really done much research into it. But I'd argue the same shit was common in the West too.

I mean the Twin Towers weren't exactly as nice as the Chrysler Building.

96 masterrace too

88 is best faggots.

Technique is a top album you fuck

IIRC the Twin Towers were International style which is something I associate with the 80s for some reason.

Also America had commieblocks too, they just never really kicked off as the default type of housing like they did in commie countries: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pruitt–Igoe

The Chrysler building didn't look good until the architect added the top spire because he was losing in the skyscraper race. Imagine it without the cone on top as originally intended and it looks like shit.

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There is too much butter on those trays

Putting that touch of the era on it turned it into a beautiful building.

That's why the 70s and 80s were so bad for architecture, the flavor of the era was drab and utilitarian as opposed to glorious and optimistic like the 20s-60s.

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so english footballers are so bad because instead of training the talents are busy assfucking ?

Is being obsessed with diddling things an Anglo thing or is it common in the worse part of the world too?

I always thought it was a catholic thing but brits are protestants aren't they?

>inb4 they're the same thing

I'm not very good at giving a fuck about anything but superior orthodoxy

Eh, slightly different.

Our main religion entirely exists because a guy wanted to fuck a different girl to the one he currently had in bed

this

that's pretty cool, consider yourselves honorary orthodox

And thus goes the story of Henry VIII.

Really any institution where adults have easy access to children and complete trust of the parents is bound to be full of pedos. Also, the Brits are Anglicans (called "Episcopalians" in the US), which are like the Catholics only they're a bunch of rainbow flag-waving pussies.

>wanted to fuck a different girl to the one he currently had in bed

This should really on Henry the 8th's tombstone

OG Brexit

And once he realised that he controlled all the monasteries in the country, he went about them to take all their money

No pope either

>Also, the Brits are Anglicans (called "Episcopalians" in the US), which are like the Catholics only they're a bunch of rainbow flag-waving pussies.

Barely even qualify as a church imo, they're basically the Green Party in a fancier building. No wonder people are leaving in droves, there will literally be none of them left in 30 years if current trends continue.

>tfw this is what liberals want the Catholic Church to become

No, we're not Anglicans/Episcopalians. We're protestant, you fucking moron.

>Newcastle
>crewe
>chelski
>liverpoop

I don't think this boy semen slurping sport is for me

>the education of you

Factually incorrect.

Henry didn't create a new religion, he transferred authority for the Catholic Church in England from Rome to the crown. It was his son that formally divided the churches and then they became more and more distant since they no longer participated in the same theological discussions

sup Oliver Cromwell

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Kek

There's good rap and bad rap m8
Just like there's good and bad rock
Or is Nickelback representative of all rock? They're popular after all

Every time the brit pedo tradition comes up I think of these fellas even though they have absolutely nothing to do with it

Underrated

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Haven't you got fruit to pick in my field, Piotr?

Up top son.