Sir, we've gotten reports of some illegal dubs in the area. I'm going to need you to roll please

Sir, we've gotten reports of some illegal dubs in the area. I'm going to need you to roll please.

No dubs here officer.

Cash dez hands bich

What are you talking about officer?

You're free to go, user. But I'm watching you like Louis C.K. watches videos on Blacked

All my dubs are legal sir, I have license

Uh...no dubs here sir.

I'll just dubstep out of the car like you asked.

Nigger I ain't get no dubs

All in order here officer.

right away officer.

Don't mind me, officer. Here are some singles.

I've seen no dubs around here

Fuck you officer

DINDU NUFFIN

Free dubs here, kind sir. Just holding some trips

What about trips, quads, and quints?

Keep your eyes peeled. You know muslims and their dubs.

Safe here, officers

...

Shit. Better play it cool.

Nothing to see here, sir.

Nothing to see here officer

Sauce please.

I have no dubs sir

Of course, officer, I'd be glad to roll for you.

I've got nothing illegal here, sir!

You planted those dubs!

I have no dubs sir, absolutly none

im clean, sir

OOOOOOOOOOO

Sir please step out of the vehicle, bend over, spread your cheeks, and lift your sack.

GET ON THE GROUND

Relax guys, I've got a license to dubs.

May I ask where you bought these dubs sir?

WOah officer please get your dubs away from us

Kek City, Population: 1

Corrupt cop! Corrupt cop!

...

No dubs here officer just a ton of suggestive picture of younglings

Crap

Pft. Dubs? I only carry trips, occifers! You got the wrong user!

Do I look like a fucking idiot to you user? I know for a fact there are no dubspensaries in Kek city. Now, you wanna try again or am I gonna have to call Sgt. Cuck down here with a K-9?

Fried chicken?

...Ok I'm lying. But seriously, no dubs.

I'm fully authorized to use lethal dubs when necessary sir. It's part of the job.

No dubs here sir

Absolutely none

>implying dubs

Shit, better hide my dubs

Fuck you pig, you'll never get my dubs!

...

Oh good they didn't see my dubs

GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND OR I WILL OPEN FIRE!!!

Understood Sir Officer!

Shoot faggot! You'll never kill the movement!

#dublivesmatter

lol no dubs

I have nothing

so trips and quads lives don't matter

If I have dubs back there you are free to cut off my nipples and make me eat them!

ok

no problem

I'm clean I swear

you have nothing on me pig

shit fuck

rolling for the dubs

I am above the law

All my dubs are legal.

No officer problem. I can dub you don't mine I listen toadio while I doing this lel

Go to hell

AM I BEING DETAINED?!? I WANT TO SEE YOUR BADGE NUMBER RAPIST!

Did someone say toad?

check em singles

pisses on dubs.

No, dubs. I don't have any officer.

No sir, I only trip.

No dubs here officer.

Officer Segal here.

You're a lying sack of shit you know that? GET ON THE GROUND, I WILL FIRE
YOU TOO ASSBAG
WE'VE GOT A WISE GUY HERE TOO? I WILL FUCKING NEUTER YOU WITH A PISTOL
YOU'RE GOING TO ROT PRISONER SCUM

Officer ive got an important meeting to go to, now ill be on my way

NO THE FUCK YOU WON'T

THE ONLY MEETING YOU HAVE IS WITH A JUDGE

I'M UNDER COVER, UNDERCOVER, DON'T FIRE

I'm innocent...

It ain't me

Thanks for coming clutch Officer. Someone's gotta keep these apes in line.

so fucking creepy

Oh shit, a corrupt cop

I'm not rollin, fuck you copper
rollin

Ill just move along, sir

YOU KNOW WHAT'S CREEPY, YOU YOU CREEPY SCUM

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!
*SHOOTS WHOLE CLIP"

H-ha ha, no dubs here, officer....

Nah you're good

You want them? TAKE THEM!

there are too many keks in this thread pls stop

No dubs here officer go back to donut munching piggy

Does this come with a reach around?

roll

Only if you bribe me and give me a second to shut off my bodycam

I never get dubs

Only singles here buddy :-)

I assure you I'm a law abiding citizen.