What's wrong with how I shit?!

What's wrong with how I shit?!

I'm having a big problem with my cleanup's for the past few years and I have no idea why. I'll constantly accumulate what I can only describe as shit on my asshole. I'm not sure if it's just there after I shit or if it leaks out or something.

I've tried to optimize the cleanliness of my shits by spreading my ass cheeks before I sit. I do this in the hopes that no shit will smear on the inside of my cheeks, but apparently it doesn't make a difference.

I typically wipe 2-3 times. And I'll also wipe once or twice with wet toilet paper. No matter what I'll almost always end up with pic related within 12 hours.

The only time that I don't have all this residue inside my cheeks is when I use a nice bidet to thoroughly clean my ass. This really helps out and makes my ass feel great. Although it's not always guaranteed.

If anyone has this problem or know's why I have this problem please chime in. It makes a foul odor and even a sticky noise if I spread my cheeks. Makes wearing pj's around people difficult.

>pic related, i just wiped nearly 20 hours after my last shit and that's what it looks like.

>inb4 "you're morbidly obese"
I'm not skinny but I'm not disgustingly overweight, 5'9, 175lbs

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Just google anal leakage. I have the same problem and its from a cist that doesnt allow my anus to close all of the way

Its to do with the anus hairs, I am a prostate specialist from australia

is that a euphemism for bein a homo or are you actually

Stop forcing your farts out.

shave your ass for fuck sake

You are going to die.

We're all going to die lis'

i thought it could be something like this, but nothing feels abnormal down there?

is this actually the reason why? the next time I shit I will hold in all my farts and see the result.

why/how the fuck would I shave the hair in my ass cheek? That shit will end up being all sharp and prickly and I'll have to shave it like every other day. No thanks

thanks for bein no help at all

If you're that worried about cleanliness use baby wipes

Come on OP we all know you are a huge faggot and constant anal sex will casuse anal seeping, just stop with your sodomy or shove a tampon up there like normal faggots.

kek

Real talk: take this 2-3 times per day. I take this like it's my religion and most times when I shit the paper is clean on the first wipe. You're welcome

OP I used to have these issues too. I'm your height and used to weigh 165 lbs. am now 150 and gained 155 lbs of muscle- I don't have these issues anymore. I think what was doing it was poor diet, lots of drinking, and terrible anxiety that lead to IBS.

Since I got my mood problems figured out and got healthier my body just works more efficiently and I Harldly ever have these problems. Only time I do is when I'm really stressed, and eating lots of red meat and cheese

Will stay in this thread in case you have more questions. Do you struggle with anxiety or depression?

*15 lbs of muscle

Btw I really feel your pain. There were some days where I just couldn't leave the house because I knew I'd have to wipe constantly. Think mine may have been a bit worse than yours though

To clarify 3 times a day till problem stops, then twice a day. And yes I'm aware that the label says it's a laxative. Trust me it isn't really. Or don't trust me and have shitty underpants it's up to you

I want a solution not a treatment.
I should state that I have no problem at all with shitting. I actually have very healthy logs that come out easily, although they smell absolutely horrid.
my diet definitely is not the best and I do have weird social anxiety at times that comes and goes. What is IBS? Irritable bowel syndrome? I do plan on eating somewhat healthier and exercising. As I said I'm not obese but that doesn't mean there isn't room for improvement.

Yeah IBS is irritable bowel syndrome and can sometimes be caused by anxiety- always worsened by a poor diet. I'll bet if you start eating better and doing cardio you will see results. Both for anxiety and this issue. Also Imodium helps me sometimes but long term it's terrible to take. Increasing your fiber intake would also probably help, oddly enough. These are all things that were recommended by doctors and helped me

I think I'm going to start drinking probiotics daily. My mom has been telling me to do it for some time now and I wasn't sure why. Now it kind of makes sense.

I plan on going for morning runs and know that in general exercise helps with your overall mental health. I used to be a very healthy person.

I'll try making diet adjustments and am definitely going on runs in the morning since its just good for you.

Just out of curiosity what exactly occurs that creates this buildup?

I am a prostate specialist, and I am also a homo.

Doesn't the work kinda turn you off buttholes? I bet you see some bad ones.

Hemmoroids

no i don't have hemmeroids

In my experience my anxiety would just cause my rectum to not function properly. So my shits weren't clean and then throughout the day my rectum would open and close, leaving small amounts of shit there. Mine was god awful.

All of those things are great though man. Probiotics are awesome and I take them often myself. If you do all these things I promise you will feel better

If you force your farts out you force bits of poo out. Let them come naturally. Less pressure.

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I had the same issue when i got food poisoned and was recovering. Id shit and there would be left over shit in my intestine that would later leak out during the day. You may have a lack of bile salts due to your diet.

hmm, I've never thought of how my rectum behaves and never noticed anything strange but maybe it's one of those things you don't really notice.

Mine are pretty bad though, the pic i posted was a fairly moderate amount.

Yea I guess I'll do one cup of probiotics a day to clean out my stomach. It's just strange that when I use a bidet the problem isn't nearly as bad. I feel like my wiping technique must be flawed somehow.

like i said before I'll start not letting my farts out and see the results.

IBS is mostly caused by the crap in food. eat more fresh/organic stuff, and get your meat from a real butcher shop.

it's sphinctal paralysis you have cancer or radiation poisoning, or maybe full blown aids. get you affairs in order

eat more fiber so its a more solid shit

most of what I eat is fresh and organic and all my meat is fresh as well.
>whole foods

as stated earlier, my shits come out as perfectly solid logs and there is no pain during any point of the process. I can not explain how fantastic my shits look and the ease at which they come out.

look into whole foods, you may be surprised at what you find has glyphosphate or is genitically modified

You are overweight as fuck.

I'll check it out, there are other options around; whole foods is just the all in one place.

im on the cusp for sure but not as fuck

it's due to shit sticking on your hairs, then you sweat and it does that

>used to have it then after I trimmed it went away

how the fuck do you even trim back there? Also this theory makes lots and lots of sense and explains why the bidet helps with it not happening

you can either squat over a small hand mirror and trim it or do the thing I do and trim while on the toilet and flush it down.

I use a trimmer like this amazon.com/palmperfect-Pro-Bikini-Trimming-System/dp/B01N5MZ7ET/ref=pd_lpo_194_tr_img_3?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=QCD2HB6WWT5XEP947FYM

there are many like it just look for a "private" trimmer others WILL bite your ass and make it bleed a little

do it on a day where you can take your time

also I only trim around my asshole area about 3" around it not my ass cheeks

if you shave cheeks it gets all weird feeling and sticks to boxers and stuff

only shave around the hole

now that's funny you use some ladies vag trimmer. I guess whatever works right? I'll look into this as I've always wanted to clean up my gooch and ass hair but didn't know how.

Anyone know how to make the inside of your asscheeks not black and shitty? I don't want to do bleaching but also don't want it to look arab

Oh Sup Forums... don't ever change.

If you think about the mechanics of wiping your ass the trick is to not wipe your asshole and smear it up your crack fgt.