Just got laid off. Dubs decides my new career path

Just got laid off. Dubs decides my new career path

Lets player

Gay hooker

time stamp or didn't happen

welfare collector

Nursing

Nigger lover for 20 a day

hobo

Truck driver.
I've heard their pay and accommodations are comfortable. Not to mention, you can use all your spare time for shitposting.

Urologist for transgenders only.

thought it was obvious but pic unrelated

Poop Salesman (though it can be fertilizer) but you are still selling shit

Creator and Distributor of the world's highest class beastiality porn.

Coder.
From what job did you get laid off, OP?

I DUN WON FAGGOTINIS

WINRAR
Congratulations OP, you've won TWO NEW JOBS!

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

4 in a row

You'll be set for life, OP.

dubs, then trips, holy monkey god obama,

trips CONFIRMS

You should go back and major in photography. That always pans out well for most people.

Biochemical engineer and part time stripper for crack money

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So i shall be a coding beastiality scat porn salesman. Win

THREE MOTHER FUCKING SHITTY JOBS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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professional my ball licker
the pay is shit but so are my balls

fuck i'm always too late

420 blaze it m8

It was a sales gig at an IT company

Jesus christ

I have not only born witness to this gettery, I HAVE CONTRIBUTED
don't worry, you'll get a chance some day kid.

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Low level pot dealer.

Glitch in the 4chantix

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found a company in my area hiring for such a position. THEY WANT A FUCKING COLLEGE DEGREE TO SELL SHIT

Well, get to the beastiality porn to start saving up for college. Got any relevant experience?

Ch-ch-ch-check em lads

Your new job will be jerking off quadraplegics and disabled people whos limbs and nerves do not facilitate for the sensation of jerkong off

Pretty limited in that regard. Don't even own a pet..
Probably gonna have to start off dog walking or maybe get a gig at the local petsmart

A trap cam girl

>Well, get to the beastiality porn to start saving up for college.
Looked into that, they want a goddamn degree is zoology

Kek